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Underrepresented subcultures, lifestyles, identities, and creators answer assumptions about themselves.

  1. The America Situation Is Crazy ft. @hbomberguy | Assumptions

    1 DAY AGO

    The America Situation Is Crazy ft. @hbomberguy | Assumptions

    The thing about America is... 0:00 Intro3:53 The Pledge of Allegiance is extremely bizarre7:01 Americans are uncultured, intolerant, self absorbed, and all own guns9:07 Fast food outside of America is considered a treat12:10 Americans are so entitled wanting to use their currency in a foreign country15:08 Tipping in America isn’t optional19:23 Americans all ride the school bus, have lockers, and love to eat steak, green beans, and mashed potatoes22:14 It’s impossible to live in America without driving24:53 America is very loud and noisy28:11 Most Americans avoid going to the hospital or doctor unless extremely serious33:34 Americans assume people around the world learn English to move here or speak to them37:15 Americans don’t realize how Americanized the rest of the world is41:05 Americans don’t know the difference between Australia and Austria41:18 40% of Americans can’t name the 7 continents41:35 Damien will apologize for us all on our American behalf WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEEDamien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashababy/ @hbomberguy // https://www.instagram.com/harrisbomberguy/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Photography: James HullCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    43 min
  2. Spilling Our Dating Tea w/ Ashby | Assumptions

    11 FEB

    Spilling Our Dating Tea w/ Ashby | Assumptions

    Dating is cooked. Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions! 0:00 Intro2:17 Whoever asks for the date should pay for it5:14 You should wait 48 hours after a date before texting again6:53 Sponsor! 7:58 Approaching someone in the grocery store used to feel like a meet cute moment, now it feels creepy9:58 Dating culture has become performative12:27 If they get weirded out by the mention of going #1 or #2, they’re not the one15:11 Hookup culture has ruined almost everyone’s ability to date18:26 Social media has changed our perception of how others present themselves when dating22:15 The current emphasis on height is comically blown out of proportion26:14 We should get rid of the weird social stigma around being single28:14 Most people aren’t ready for a healthy relationship until after 3030:37 Love at first sight does not exist33:14 Soulmates aren’t real36:28 The true test of a potential partner is how they get along with your friends PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEARAmanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashababy/Ashby Florence ( @ASHBY ) // https://www.instagram.com/ashby/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman OTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    40 min
  3. We Go Hog Wild For Christmas | Assumptions About Christmas

    22/12/2025

    We Go Hog Wild For Christmas | Assumptions About Christmas

    Where are you Christmas?! Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV  SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARIan Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Photography: James HullCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: David AlvarezSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh0:00 Intro1:15 Introducing the concept of Santa to children is absurd3:21 Ian told other kids that Santa wasn't real and Angela believed in Santa for too long6:28 Sponsor!7:29 Early Christmas lights son or Christmas lights past New Years daughter?11:05 You're meant to hug your cousins at family gatherings12:31 People in the Northern Hemisphere will never understand the frustration of a hot Christmas13:50 Australian summer Christmas is better than a winter Christmas15:06 Angela is Christmas Past, Amanda is Christmas Present, Chanse is Christmas future, and Ian is Scrooge16:50 The best Christmas movie is The Muppets Christmas Carol20:13 All movie trilogies or series are Christmas movies21:43 American Christmas isn't as fun as a Mexican Christmas23:13 Angela's family Christmas is huge25:45 Never having celebrated Christmas, it's a gaudy time30:41 Chanse is tempted to buy his friends gag gifts35:01 Smosh Cast wishes their families bought up their careers more at gatherings37:00 People who open presents before Christmas are so annoying38:50 As a Christmas Eve baby, how do I separate my birthday from the Christmas holiday?43:09 Our present

    48 min
  4. Opening Up About Our Friendship Struggles

    26/11/2025

    Opening Up About Our Friendship Struggles

    Are we good friends? Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV  SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARAnthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/Yasmine Sahid // https://www.instagram.com/yasmine_sahid/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderProduction Coordinator: Zianne HooverDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh0:00 Intro0:53 It’s so easy for dudes to be friends cause they can bond and stay close by playing COD2:41 Friendship breakups are worse than romantic relationship breakups6:33 You shouldn’t be friends with your good friend’s ex8:46 Sponsor!9:57 If you’re in a heterosexual relationship, you shouldn’t have close friends of the opposite gender15:09 Frankly, I have no idea how someone makes friends outside of school or work19:35 Real friendship means being able to FaceTime each other out of the blue23:08 You can’t throw around the term “best friend” willy-nilly26:39 Just cause I’m bad at texting doesn’t mean I’m a bad friend :(28:35 Sending memes, videos, or TikToks are valid forms of communication with your besties30:26 People are too quick to cut friends out of their lives these days33:23 One person shouldn’t have to initiate every time to keep the friendship alive, whether It be hangouts or conversations35:24 If you’re gonna cancel on our plans PLEASE give me a heads up a couple hours before35:57 If we’re good friends, we can reconnect any time no matter how much time has passed36:56 If nearly all your conversations with a friend are rants about life or venting your problems, they’re not your friend anymore, they’re your unpaid therapist

    42 min
  5. Our Horrible Roommate Experiences ft. Kel Cripe

    12/11/2025

    Our Horrible Roommate Experiences ft. Kel Cripe

    Are we good roommates?PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV 0:00 Intro1:34 Everyone has at least one roommate horror story5:29 Sponsor!6:32 If you use a dish, wash the dish10:30 Cleaning up after cooking doesn’t stop at dishes, you have to wipe down the counters and stovetop13:39 Don’t leave any mess in the bathroom that you would be grossed out by if it wasn’t your own17:28 Living with close friends can almost always guarantee friendships falling apart20:48 All roommates treat living together like a little family22:44 It should be common courtesy to let roommates know when someone is coming over23:19 If a guest is there for 2 weeks straight, they need to pay rent or leave24:52 As a feminine person, if someone is going to invite men over, there should be a warning25:37 Even if your roommate is your best friend, split expenses fairly and get all things in writing27:48 Having roommates always feels like someone’s in your home and you can’t feel comfortable29:08 Sharing etiquette  is so important 30:46 It’s impossible to come to an agreement on AC35:11 Sound levels should be discussed and respected! SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU SEEAnthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/Kel Cripe ( @kel_cripe ) // https://www.instagram.com/kelcripe/WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Simone WIlliamsDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Matt DuranPost Coordinator: Ariana MartinezOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderSenior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Coordinator: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    40 min
  6. Our Best Ghost and Cryptid Theories

    29/10/2025

    Our Best Ghost and Cryptid Theories

    Ethan is here to talk all things spooky!PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV 0:00 Intro2:18 Ghosts are a shared delusion that we experience because we EXPECT to experience them5:24 Ghosts are echoes from the past6:41 Generational trauma and cultural context heavily influences your attitudes about ghosts, how you perceive them, and how you explain their existence9:32 Spirits just like to be silly and pull pranks on the living xP11:35 Most hauntings are the result of bad interior design15:23 The scariest thing you could do is drink a potion at 3am16:08 If the government actually had alien specimens, we would have seen them by now18:10 All cryptid sightings are simply people not knowing the animal they’re seeing25:51 Halloween is good26:40 Trick-Or-Treating should be more accessible for adults to participate in30:16 Chanse and Angela are both giving the vibe they still trick-or-treated well into their teens34:42 On Halloween, if it’s a work day at Smosh, everyone comes dressed as something36:23 Halloween was specifically made for us gays37:58 Shayne has unironically gone trick-or-treating or to a Halloween party as The Chosen40:39 Milky Way is the worst candy bar  SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARShayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/Ethan Nestor ( @ethan ) // https://www.instagram.com/ethannestor/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Coordinator: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    43 min
  7. Comparing Our Party Experiences

    15/10/2025

    Comparing Our Party Experiences

    Party on you, party on you...PODCASTS:https://bit.ly/ISADWSpotifyhttps://bit.ly/ISADWApplehttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV  0:00 Intro2:15 I think it’ll be a bad time at a party, but it’s usually a good time5:10 Parties are a place for people to mingle & how people get into casual dating6:33 Crying in the bathroom & hiding with the host’s pets are universal party experiences8:45 The portrayal of house parties in western media is the standard11:29 If your friend dragged you to a party, they have to stay with you for at least the first half of it15:30 Board game parties are for people who don’t know how to socialize16:40 If you start playing a game at a party, everyone will actually play18:48 Hollywood parties are miserable, but social media makes it seem like the best time21:56 It’s not cool to talk to celebrities if you see them at a party24:19 You think you’re going to be overdressed for a costume party, but then everyone is more dressed up26:05 Gay costume parties are more on theme than straight costume parties28:31 Getting ready for a rave is more fun than the rave itself30:32 If I don’t get 3 compliments from random girls in the bathroom, the outfit isn’t good enough31:59 In elementary school, you have to invite everyone to your birthday party or people will feel left out35:14 Parties are just for talking about how crazy other parties are37:31 Is it lame to put an end time on your party?38:59 You don’t need to say goodbye40:19 We should all celebrate more40:48 If people don’t show up to your birthday party, they don’t really care about youSUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARTommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani/Sarah Whittle // https://www.instagram.com/rudeunicorns/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Matt DuranPost Coordinator: Ariana MartinezOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderSenior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Coordinator: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    42 min
  8. Chaotic Things Your Family Does Online

    01/10/2025

    Chaotic Things Your Family Does Online

    Kal joins us to discuss assumptions your family has about the internet! Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!PODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV  0:00 Intro1:15 You are friends with the creators you watch2:47 The internet sows down when America logs on4:54 Sponsor!5:57 Older generations misinterpret internet slang8:39 Internet personalities are different people when they change their appearance11:22 Older people cannot recognize AI14:08 Posting on Facebook is the same as messaging privately16:45 Parents are more addicted to the internet than kids17:58 Influencers all work for one business and all work in the same building19:02 Why watch gaming content when you can just play the game22:32 Elderly people need to use Siri to do anything on their phones25:08 All viral trends are dangerous26:39 Watching Youtube videos gives your computer viruses27:49 The passcode screen is actually the keypad for dialing a phone number29:07 Selling things online is very easy and stress free30:39 My grandma loves the internet34:45 You have to like a video if the creator tells you toSUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU SEECourtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/Kal ( @funkyfrogbait ) // https://www.instagram.com/funkyfrogbait/WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Channel Operations: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

    36 min
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Underrepresented subcultures, lifestyles, identities, and creators answer assumptions about themselves.

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  • Creator
    Smosh
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    61
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2024
  • Show Website
    Assumptions

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