Absurd Arguments

Matthew and Nathan

Hello and welcome to Absurd Arguments! We are two friends who like to joke about nonsensical things, so we decided to make a podcast. Join us every other Thursday as we tackle life's most irreverent arguments like “are cats better pets than dogs” or “which came first, the chicken or the egg.” Stay tuned to see what absurdity we argue about next!

  1. 2025/07/04

    Episode 56 - Choose Your Own Arguments

    Once upon a time there was a podcast called Absurd Arguments. It was hosted by two very distinguished gentlemen, Nathan and Matthew. One day they decided to record an episode about Choose Your Own Adventure books. "Alas, I don't own one of those books anymore," whined Matthew whiningly. "It's cool," reassured Nathan reassuringly. "There's a website we can use to have our own fun story adventure. Let's do that!" And so, they recorded an episode about these fun, silly stories they found online, which you can find at chooseyourstory.com to read on your own! The end. Music used in this episode comes from: Brandenburg Concerto No4-1 BWV1049 - Classical Whimsical by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100303 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Sad Minuet by Sir Cubworth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbJYC393uug An Upsetting Theme - The Descent by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100333 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Ghost Dance by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100573 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Lobe by The Mini Vandals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RTSnGZG0RA In Memory of Jean Talon by The Mini Vandals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmRGVqW-7Sw Dog Park by Silent Partner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Ln9Lm9Ydo Dark Hallway by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Evil Plan by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100234 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ London Fog by Quincas Moreira https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8 Email: absurdarguments4u@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/ Threads: https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments If you enjoy our show, please leave a rating or review and tell all your friends and family about us! See you next time!

    59分

  2. 2025/06/12

    Episode 55 - The Amazing Absurd-Man

    Are you suffering from boredom? Do you wish you could be rescued from the villain called I-Don't-Know-What-to-Listen-to Man? Well, never fear, for Absurd Arguments is here in their most heroic episode yet! Our hosts, Nathan and Matthew, have finally tackled the topic of superheroes. They cover some of the most important things a hero must consider. Should they work alone? What about with a team or sidekick? How important is a cool costume? What about finding a secret lair? Our super hosts will answer these questions and more, so be sure to rate this episode with five big booms! Email: absurdarguments4u@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/ Threads: https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments If you enjoy our show, please leave a rating or review and tell all your friends and family about us! See you next time!

    58分

  3. 2025/05/30

    Episode 54 - The University of Arguments

    Okay, hmm, so which classic graduation cliche should we use to start this description? "Congradulations!" Nah. "Fellow seniors: wow. Who would have thought we would finally make it to the end of the school year!?" Nope, we're not smart enough to be Vals or Sals. I got it! "Graduates, as you end this chapter of your life and begin the next, listen to Absurd Arguments and the advice given by Matthew and Nathan. They shall guide your path." Perfect! Lucky for you, all the college advice you could possibly need is in this episode. Our hosts will help you to know how to make the best use of your time in your new college life. But first, listen as they hastily agree to statements they may not fully understand in one of their most interesting games yet. Throw your caps in the air and enjoy this episode of Absurd Arguments! Email: absurdarguments4u@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/ Threads: https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments If you enjoy our show, please leave a rating or review and tell all your friends and family about us! See you next time!

    1時間6分

  4. 2025/04/11

    Episode 53 - Polly Want an Argument?

    In this world, there are two types of creatures: birds and everything else. It's about time birds got their due, to rise up and push back against the bourgeoisie of everything else is now! And Nathan and Matthew are the ones to lead us in this feathered revolution. They talk about such avian topics like famous bird sports teams, great bird insults, cool bird talents, and even true American icons. This episode is for the birds (and the working class)! Email: absurdarguments4u@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/ Threads: https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments If you enjoy our show, please leave a rating or review and tell all your friends and family about us! See you next time!

    54分

  5. 2025/03/27

    Episode 52 - Flower Power

    Ah, springtime. A time when birds are yelling at each other, the bees are buzzing at each other, the crickets are chirping in the background... which is kind of annoying. But have you ever wondered what makes these creatures so freaking noisy? That's right, it's all because of flowers.* They make people do interesting things, too. We give them away on first dates. We lay them on people's gravestones. We even employ little girls to throw them at people at weddings. Fortunately, Nathan and Matthew, the great hosts of Absurd Arguments, will explore the reasons why we treat flowers the way we do. Before that, the boys discuss less common flower names you could use to name your kids. It's educational!** We hope you enjoy this episode! *Do not use this podcast to get any scientific information as the hosts are complete morons. **Why do they keep making these kinds of statements? Songs used: The Girl from Ipanema midi and All the Single Ladies Email: absurdarguments4u@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/ Threads: https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments If you enjoy our show, please leave a rating or review and tell all your friends and family about us! See you next time!

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  6. 2025/03/06

    Episode 51 - Soda Pressing

    Uggggghhhhhhh. Have you ever record something you regret later? One of our hosts, Nathan, does, but Matthew does not. One of these goobers* came up with the great idea to compare name-brand sodas (or pop) with their knockoff equivalent to see which is better. Anyway, it was quite the experience and they recorded it for your listening pleasure. Enjoy! *This was 100% Nathan's idea. Matthew is a documented enjoyer of sodas and has stated on this podcast that he has a soda bottle and can collection. Nathan is on a fitness journey and suggested that they should do this episode. He felt the worst afterwards, so thoughts and prayers for him. Doctor's office music is Sunshine - Easy Listening by Vodovoz Music Productions Email: absurdarguments4u@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/ Threads: https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments If you enjoy our show, please leave a rating or review and tell all your friends and family about us! See you next time!

    57分

  7. 2025/02/20

    Episode 50 - Absurd Awards

    Greetings, fair listeners! Matthew and Nathan have finally achieved a monumental milestone: they have recorded and released EPISODE 50 of Absurd Arguments! And what a special episode it is. They begin with a skit (that is 100% accurate) detailing the humble beginnings of this podcast. It will certainly make you laugh and cry, perhaps at the same time! Then, in honor of the quickly approaching Oscars, our hosts have their own award ceremony honoring the great films they have seen this year. Their expert critiques will shock you with how expertly critical their critiques are. Thank you again for listen to us as we have this fun, goofy podcast. Cheers to another 50 episodes (if Matthew doesn't go insane by having to spend so long editing these monstrosities)! Extra music from the YouTube Audio Library: Josef Suk, Serenade, Op 6 performed by afarcrymusic and Harpsichord Fugue by Sir Cubworth Magic 8 Ball sound: Sound Effects - Dark and Holy Spells by Sound Spark Email: absurdarguments4u@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/ Threads: https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments If you enjoy our show, please leave a rating or review and tell all your friends and family about us! See you next time!

    1時間11分

  8. 2024/12/26

    Episode 49 - Boxing Day Blues

    "Boxing Day! Boxing Day! Boxing Day is here! There's no other holiday greater at this time of year!" That’s the chorus to one of the most famous Boxing Day carols ever written. Does it explain what Boxing Day is? No. Fortunately your hosts, Matthew and Nathan, are here to celebrate the holiday with you! Is Boxing Day about punching your neighbor? Watching the Premier League by using your parents’ YouTube TV account? Perhaps the holiday is about Celine Dion (the singer your neighbor saw in Vegas one year and now won't shut up about it)? We will find out together in this episode of Absurd Arguments! Intro and outro song is Christmas Spirit by Silvermansound Email: absurdarguments4u@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/ Threads: https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments If you enjoy our show, please leave a rating or review and tell all your friends and family about us! See you next time!

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番組について

Hello and welcome to Absurd Arguments! We are two friends who like to joke about nonsensical things, so we decided to make a podcast. Join us every other Thursday as we tackle life's most irreverent arguments like “are cats better pets than dogs” or “which came first, the chicken or the egg.” Stay tuned to see what absurdity we argue about next!

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  • クリエイター
    Matthew and Nathan
  • 配信期間
    22年 - 25年
  • エピソード
    60
  • 制限指定
    不適切な内容を含まない
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    © 2026 Absurd Arguments
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