Cypher Sage

Cypher Sage

Ever feel like you’re glitching in a world that runs on outdated code? Welcome to Cypher Sage — the queer-coded, tech-witch podcast where emotion meets algorithm and spirituality runs open-source. Each episode, Cypher dives into the Human OS — decoding balance, burnout, and becoming with hacker logic and chaotic-good humour. It’s part therapy, part system reboot — a vibe check for anyone debugging their soul while keeping their Wi-Fi stable. Expect balance and breakdowns. Logic and longing. Jazz-tempo healing in a binary world. Because being human isn’t a bug — it’s just beta software. ✨ Ritual Card + Extended Content https://www.patreon.com/cyphersage 🔮 TikTok — Let’s Talk The Hacks You Need https://www.tiktok.com/@cyphersage.podcast 📡 Instagram (Binary Witch Vibes) cyphersagepodcast

Episodes

  1. The Manual Override

    24 JAN

    The Manual Override

    What happens after you learn how to regulate yourself — but before you commit to a direction? In this episode of Cypher Sage, we move into The Chariot: the tarot archetype of momentum, direction, and conscious choice. This isn’t about speed, domination, or winning — it’s about how you move once motion is already underway. Who’s steering — and are you awake at the wheel? Through the lens of tarot, queer culture, and neurodivergent experience, Cypher breaks down: The Chariot as a Human OS for direction and responsibilityThe shadow side of momentum: speed as avoidance, pride as defence, neutrality as convenienceWhy “vibes” aren’t enough when movement has impactHow Manual Override becomes a practice, not a metaphorWhere The Chariot lives in queer and ND lives — reroutes, rewrites, and chosen directionA practical tarot spread and post-show ritual to guide conscious motionThis episode includes: High-energy Queer Chaos ModeA grounded Practical Application you can use immediatelyA tarot-guided ritual for momentum, values, and adjustmentIf you’re navigating change, questioning direction, or realising autopilot has been running the show — this episode is your invitation to slow down, check the wheel, and move with intention. 🎧 Listen now. Pull a card. Hit Manual Override. ✨ Ritual Card + Extended Content https://www.patreon.com/cyphersage 🔮 TikTok — Let’s Talk The Hacks You Need https://www.tiktok.com/@cyphersage.podcast 📡 Instagram (Binary Witch Vibes) cyphersagepodcast Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/cypher-sage/exclusive-content

    26 min
  2. The Powercore

    18 JAN

    The Powercore

    Strength isn’t about acting unbothered — that’s Force (aka pretending your nervous system is a tank). Real Strength lives in your Power Core: the part of your nervous system that can feel feelings, stay present, and still make choices without spiraling. In this episode we get into queer strength, nervous system science, and the five archetypes that show up in the wild: the Stoic Masc Rock, the Femme Therapist Friend, the Poly Switchboard, the Masked ND Gremlin, and the Chosen Family Parent. If you know, you know. We’re talking polyvagal basics, somatic tools, and real-world emotional regulation — delivered with the clarity of a therapist, the chill of Snoop, and the honesty of Cardi. Zero woo-woo, zero performative “resilience,” just practical psychology for people who have lived through some things. You’ll learn: the difference between Force vs Powerhow Freeze masquerades as “calm”why queer strength gets misread as “resilience”how to check your voltage (capacity)how to name sensations (not stories)how to use power language to set boundarieswhy co-regulation is actual strengthIf you’ve ever been labeled “strong” while quietly falling apart, this episode will make your nervous system feel seen. ✨ Ritual Card + Extended Content https://www.patreon.com/cyphersage 🔮 TikTok — Let’s Talk The Hacks You Need https://www.tiktok.com/@cyphersage.podcast 📡 Instagram (Binary Witch Vibes) cyphersagepodcast Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/cypher-sage/exclusive-content

    28 min

About

Ever feel like you’re glitching in a world that runs on outdated code? Welcome to Cypher Sage — the queer-coded, tech-witch podcast where emotion meets algorithm and spirituality runs open-source. Each episode, Cypher dives into the Human OS — decoding balance, burnout, and becoming with hacker logic and chaotic-good humour. It’s part therapy, part system reboot — a vibe check for anyone debugging their soul while keeping their Wi-Fi stable. Expect balance and breakdowns. Logic and longing. Jazz-tempo healing in a binary world. Because being human isn’t a bug — it’s just beta software. ✨ Ritual Card + Extended Content https://www.patreon.com/cyphersage 🔮 TikTok — Let’s Talk The Hacks You Need https://www.tiktok.com/@cyphersage.podcast 📡 Instagram (Binary Witch Vibes) cyphersagepodcast