92 episodes
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Luke and Pete
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 300,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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My wife is in a wheelchair, is it ok to see other women? | EP89 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Luke and Pete discuss irrational fears and how Pete is afraid to get naked infant of women for the first time and Luke is frightened of getting a woman pregnant. They also discuss the dilemma from a loving husband who's wife can longer perform so is it ok to sleep with other women?
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
Intro
Irrational fears
Partners of cheaters X9 more likely to cheat themselves
Dilemma, my wife is in a wheel chair and cant have sex is it ok to see other women?
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
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Boyfriend sends videos of ex for REVENGE but it backfires! | EP88 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode The boys talk about a guy that got jealous and sent Luke vides of his ex. Then randomly they test each other pain threshold. What are the Top 3 traits a man look s for in a woman and people think that losing a pet is like losing a child this and more.
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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0:00 Intro
2:08 Japanese Truman show
14:26 Eye contact
21:06 Losing a Pet is similar to losing a child?
33:43 Luke and Pete Test each other pain threshold
44:20 Dilemma: flirty banter at work is it ok?
56:50 Ex boyfriend sends REVENGE videos
1:07:40 Top 3 traits men look for in a woman
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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My Husband is subscribed to a Gay p*rn site is he Gay? | EP87 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss the prison problem where there has been a sudden influx of female guards sleeping with the inmates Luke and Pete know why. They have a weird science story of a fumbling male and an impatient female and they have a dilemma from a woman who asks is her partner gay? Luke and Pete give her the answer she needs.
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
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intro
Female Prison Guards + Women find crime exciting
Charlotte (Petes girlfriend) trys to stop a drug deal
The prisoners dilemma
Impatient female drags male around
When a man cant get it up
Dilemma: Is my partner Gay?
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
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Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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Why won’t my Boyfriend post me on social media? | EP86 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On the week episode we talk about the YouTuber who went homeless on PURPOSE to prove he could make a million through hard work and then gives up because it was too hard. Pete does a good deed that he ends up regretting. And we have a dilemma from a woman who’s boyfriend will not post her on social media. What do the boys have to say about that?
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
Intro
YouTuber goes homeless on purpose to prove he can a million and gives up because it too hard
Petes side hustle
Destroying dreams
The good deed gone wrong
I don’t trust dogs
Pete organisation has lined us in hot water
Sick not squad to crack down on work shy Brits
Dilemma: Why won’t boyfriend won’t post me on social media?
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
🎧 Podcast
► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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O.J. Simpson innocent? and My Brother is dating my old Side Chick | EP85 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On the this weeks episode the boys discuss the O. J. Simpson case and the possibility of him being innocent. Then we have some interesting dilemmas from the Sheetsters, one from a guy whose brother is dating his old side chick and it makes him feel uncomfortable should he ask him to stop? And another from a woman whose partner is terrible at going down on her, only problem is he takes criticism like Pete. God help her!
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
Music at the end: https://linktr.ee/knovella
Intro
Masculine American women
Confessions to a priest + Playing with yourself late
O. J. Simpson
Altercation with a big man
Dilemma: My brother is dating my ex, should I ask him to stop?
Dilemma: My boss wants to sleep with me for a promotion should I do it?
Dilemma: My boyfriend cant take criticism but he’s terrible at going down on me, what should I do?
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
🎧 Podcast
► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
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Tv Doctor caught exchanging Botox for S*x with Onlyf*ns Model | EP84 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss a doctor who gave free botox in exchange for s*x and the boys question is this wrong? A man who has a gay best friend, beats him up because he claimed they were having an affair. The boys question why two men having a punch up is newsworthy. The French First Lady is suing because she is called a man, and they have a dilemma close to Pete’s heart.
f you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜
Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
Intro
Black/brown people have dry skin and white peoples feet smell
Luke and Pete in the club + Lukes racist P*rn story
Man beats up gay best friend for spreding rumours
French First Lady suing for being called a man
Doctor offers Botox for s*x, is he wrong?
Dilemma: I don’t get on with my middle class girlfriends friends, help!
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
🎧 Podcast
► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
Find Luke Craig @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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