Tattoo Anonymous

MJ Forrest and Chris Hill
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Listeners submit to us their craziest tattoo related stories under the cover of complete and total anonymity, and from there - we spiral.

  1. 6 DAYS AGO

    A mother’s fury

    Is this the best written story we have ever had submitted? Possibly! We also try to figure out who is to blame for a free tattoo that ended up costing $3000.

    39 min

  2. 31 JAN

    Worst possible tribute

    We get sent possibly the worst family portrait story ever as well as a story about when tattooing a celebrity goes wrong!

    28 min

  3. 24 JAN

    The botched mission

    We hear from the colleague of a serial plagiariser as well as someone who was recruited by their boss to carry out a firebombing mission that goes awry.

    32 min

  4. 17 JAN

    How to bury a body

    We learn of a former inmate on a mission from god as well as a customer who got scammed by their tattooer.

    31 min

  5. 10 JAN

    The curious case of the shop owner and why does it hurt so much?

    Ever wondered if the tattoo you were getting was permanent?

    38 min

  6. 3 JAN

    72 year old growler and the conspiracy theorist.

    One listener regales us with a tale not too dissimilar from the plot of Baby Reindeer. Whilst another listener tells us about being a captive audience of one to some bizarre conspiracies.

    33 min

  7. 27/12/2025

    Nautical nightmares and a crazy fan

    DISCLAIMER: The audio cuts out for a couple of minutes at the beginning - But comes back in at 3:33. We apologise and this won’t happen again, we promise. - A story of the one image that proves to be this tattooers Kryptonite and a listener tells all about a persistent stalker in the shop.

    26 min

  8. 23/12/2025

    Bonus episode: It’s Christmas Eve!

    As a Christmas bonus from us and ours to you and yours, we have something special! A game of Naughty or Nice, our list of people you should get tattooed by in 2026, and a particularly concerning WWYD to round out the year.

    47 min
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About

Listeners submit to us their craziest tattoo related stories under the cover of complete and total anonymity, and from there - we spiral.

Information

  • Creator
    MJ Forrest and Chris Hill
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    21
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © MJ Forrest and Chris Hill
  • Show Website
    Tattoo Anonymous