Five's A Crowd Podcast

Five's A Crowd
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Imagine yourself arriving at a house party in the late '90s. You weave your way through the crowd trying to find a place to fit in, relax, find someone to connect with, and then you hear them; sitting in a circle surrounded by amused onlookers the 5 of us sit laughing, joking, and telling the best stories you've never heard. You're welcomed with open arms into the fold to enjoy the company of strangers, as the five of us become a crowd.

  1. 1 DAY AGO

    Heart Attack, Cancer, Surgery, & Broken Bones?! Are We CURSED?!

    You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** Welcome back to the table! We've been gone for a minute, and man, do we have some catching up to do. This episode is a wild ride through a gauntlet of family medical nightmares. We're talking torn biceps and rotator cuffs , a rib cracked in the most pathetic way possible during a warehouse shoulder-check , and a terrifying run-in with the "Widowmaker" heart attack. Plus, Tony recaps his insanely ritzy NYC trip (complete with hotboxed subways ), we dive into the existential dread of watching our parents and kids get older, and we wrap it up with a classic Medusa joke. Are we cursed? Probably. Grab a chair and join the chaos. 00:00 - Start! 00:13 - The Transgender Vegan Joke 01:05 - Missing Chris & Welcome Back 02:27 - Kara's Insane Shoulder Surgery 09:27 - How Zach Broke His Rib 19:29 - Dog Trips, Punctured Lungs, & Face Cancer 22:49 - Tony's Ritzy NYC Trip 38:34 - NYC Pizza & Hotboxed Subways 48:49 - The Great Gatsby Wedding Experience 52:12 - Wall Street & The Ghostbusters Firehouse 54:11 - The Truth About the Hollywood Walk of Fame 56:59 - The Terrifying Widowmaker Heart Attack 1:02:40 - The Existential Dread of Aging Parents 1:04:22 - Time Flying By & Kids Growing Up Too Fast 1:14:46 - Teenagers Getting Driving Permits 1:21:59 - Medusa's Dirty Secret & Outro Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #Podcast #MedicalNightmares #Widowmaker #HeartAttackSurvivor #NYCTrip #ComedyPodcast #GettingOlder #NYC #ForTheCrowd #JoinTheCrowd #HitTheBell #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1hr 23min

  2. 30 MAR

    He Chose P*rn Over His Wife: Surviving a 15-Year Sexless Marriage

    You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** In this wild and unfiltered "Ask Men" episode, the guys tackle some of the heaviest and most hilarious questions submitted by the crowd. We kick things off with a heartbreaking question about surviving a 15-year sexless marriage , which leads into a shocking real-life story of a husband who gave up his newlywed wife for a porn addiction. But it doesn't stay heavy for long! The table quickly derails into hilarious debates about sitting versus standing in the bathroom in the dark , defining deeply cursed Urban Dictionary terms like "Alabama Roulette" , and Cam’s unforgettable wedding night disaster. We also dive deep into societal double standards, the harsh reality of "conditional love" for men , and why men absolutely suck at taking compliments. Grab a chair, join us at the table, and hit that subscribe button! 00:00 - Start! 02:08 - Welcome to Ask Men Round 2 02:38 - Surviving a 15-year sexless marriage 04:36 - He chose p*rn over his newlywed wife 13:58 - Walked in on him pooping on their wedding night 14:16 - The great debate: Sitting vs. standing to pee 22:25 - How to handle a completely dead bedroom 31:37 - Urban Dictionary: Alabama Roulette & "Poop Scars" 35:37 - If you could pick your physical features... 42:48 - Does God have a sense of humor about sex drives? 49:45 - What men struggle with but rarely talk about 51:13 - The harsh reality of conditional love for men 55:19 - Did the feminist movement ruin single-income families? 1:06:01 - Why men don't know how to take compliments 1:09:49 - Do men really prefer natural beauty? 1:20:09 - The scariest real-life things we've witnessed 1:25:15 - Should women invade "guy spaces" to meet men? 1:36:47 - The biggest mood killers and unattractive traits 1:52:34 - Terrible jokes to end the podcast Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #AskMen #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1hr 54min

  3. 23 MAR

    IN THE NEWS: Taylor Frankie Drama Exposed & Getting Electrocuted!

    This week, the guys are diving into some serious real-life drama. Austin kicks things off by explaining how a DIY electrical job ended with him taking a massive 240-volt shock to the chest, tasting metal, and spending hours getting hooked up to machines in the ER. Then, things get real as Chris opens up about a terrifying medical scare and a potential ear tumor. For our In The News segment, we break down the absolutely unhinged domestic abuse allegations and leaked footage of reality TV star Taylor Frankie Paul that cost her The Bachelorette. Plus, we're talking Henry Cavill's ultimate nerd status, Elon Musk's Neuralink superpowers, how Pokemon Go accidentally built an AI robot empire, and a deep dive into what hits the hardest as you get older. Thank you for being part of this crowd! Timestamps 00:00 - Start! 01:18 - Austin's 240-Volt Electrocution & ER Trip 11:22 - Hilarious Things Our Kids Say 16:54 - Henry Cavill, Warhammer, & Action Movies 32:08 - NYC Trip Plans & A Little Dark Humor 36:08 - Chris's Terrifying Tumor Scare 39:19 - IN THE NEWS: Taylor Frankie Paul's Shocking Abuse Video 48:15 - Global News: Iran & Interest Rates 50:16 - Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts 52:46 - Neuralink Will Give You Superpowers 54:44 - How Pokemon Go Spied on 143 Million People 56:42 - The New Fear Factor is Brutal 01:05:42 - Deep Talk: What Hits Harder As You Get Older? 01:13:02 - Closing Jokes & Wrap Up

    1hr 16min

  4. 16 MAR

    ASK MEN: Unspoken Marriage Struggles, Infertility, & the Weight of Pregnancy | Ep 226

    You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** Welcome back to another highly requested episode of Ask Men! In this episode, the guys sit down to answer your most vulnerable and honest questions with no holds barred. We dive deep into the heavy realities of marriage and relationships, discussing how to navigate survival mode when you feel like you're losing the spark due to the painful struggles of infertility. We also open up about the fears, doubts, and beautiful truths surrounding adoption and step-parenting. Later, we tackle the unseen relationship struggles of pregnancy, specifically handling resentment, hormones, and disconnect during the second trimester. But it's not all heavy—we also reflect on the exact moments we knew our wives were "The One", plus we share some brutally honest advice on handling rejection and navigating first dates. If you want your questions answered in our next segment, drop them down below using #ask! As always, thank you for being part of this crowd! 00:00 - Start! 00:19 - Welcome Back to Ask Men 02:37 - First Date Strategies & Dealing with Strict Parents 07:11 - The Best First Date Ideas (And What to Avoid) 12:16 - Handling Rejection & Finding the Right Fit 18:49 - Will We Ever Do a Knitting Episode? 20:26 - Navigating Infertility & Losing the Spark in Marriage 23:03 - The Honest Truth About Adoption & Step-Parenting 29:04 - How We Knew Our Wives Were "The One" 36:54 - Surviving Pregnancy Hormones & Second Trimester Fights 44:10 - Our Most Embarrassing Moments in Front of Women 01:00:45 - The Songs We're Most Embarrassed to Blast in Public 01:09:50 - Outro & How to Submit Your Questions Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #Fatherhood #Pregnancy #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1hr 10min

  5. 9 MAR

    IN THE NEWS: Ellen DeGeneres Exposed, Jim Carrey's Replacement, & The Ayatollah's Downfall in Iran

    You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 **In this wild episode, we dive headfirst into the biggest "In The News" topics shaking up the world right now. We break down the bizarre conspiracy that Jim Carrey was replaced by an imposter in a mask at a recent award show (and where the real Jim Carrey might be hiding). Then, we shift gears to the intense global conflict surrounding Iran, the elimination of the Ayatollah, and why the Iranian people are celebrating the regime's downfall. Finally, we unpack the dark Hollywood rumors surrounding Ellen DeGeneres, analyzing those incredibly tense interviews with Adele and Selena Gomez.Plus, we get into some hilarious personal updates, RV road trips, and the mysteries of the Pentagon's missing trillions.Thank you for being part of this crowd!00:00 - Start!01:45 - Bathroom Banter & Hemorrhoid Horror Stories08:14 - Shia LaBeouf, Transformers & Method Acting Madness13:44 - IN THE NEWS: Jim Carrey’s Masked Replacement18:14 - Disney Trips, Grandparents, & RV Living28:12 - Critic's Corner: Scream 7 & The Long Walk48:55 - The Terrifying Cruise Ship Toilet53:09 - Conspiracy Corner: Biden's "Tesla Bot" Walk56:21 - The Pentagon's Missing Trillions01:00:24 - Quick Detour: Lost Ancient Technology 01:10:53 - Global News: US Fires First Combat Torpedo Since WWII01:11:38 - The Fall of Iran's Ayatollah & Global Conflict01:16:37 - Why the Iranian People are Celebrating01:27:39 - Russian Bombers Intercepted & F-22 Raptors01:32:34 - Ellen DeGeneres Exposed: Adele & Selena Gomez Speak Out01:36:09 - The Clintons & The Epstein Files01:38:26 - Dark Jokes & OutroReddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/Hashtags#JoinTheCrowd #News #PodcastP.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1hr 40min

  6. 2 MAR

    THEY FOUND SOMETHING.. And The Details Are Terrifying

    You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** What is really buried beneath the ice? We're diving deep into the frozen unknown, exploring whispers of forbidden diaries, ancient maps, and the sprawling worlds that might exist right beneath our feet. From classified operations to things that shouldn't be possible, we're questioning everything we've been told about the bottom of the world. Thank you for being part of this crowd! Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #HitTheBell #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1hr 9min

  7. 23 FEB

    "I Felt the Knife..." – The Most Brutal Vasectomy Story Ever Told

    You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** In this episode, Austin shares the absolute nightmare of his recent vasectomy—a story involving a pop-up women's spa, zero numbing, a mechanic's creeper chair, and 10 minutes of pure agony. Once we recover from the sympathy pains, we dive into Critic's Corner for some movie reviews before completely derailing into the Conspiracy Center. We're talking Selena Gomez clone theories, deep dives into the Epstein files, Michael Jackson's Neverland, and even alien disclosures. Pull up a chair, and thank you for being part of this crowd! 00:00 - Start! 02:11 - Hunter Class 09:09 - The Vasectomy Story Begins 30:13 - Critic's Corner: "Eternity", "Anaconda", and "The Running Man" 43:31 - Conspiracy Center: Selena Gomez clones & Bieber's baby 47:20 - The Epstein Files & Whoopi Goldberg 49:15 - Michael Jackson's Neverland: Safe haven or conspiracy? 53:53 - Pizzagate, "Beef Jerky" emails, & Hollywood elites 58:42 - Did Epstein survive? Unmarked vans & FedEx accounts 01:05:25 - Big Pharma & the timing of cancer cures 01:09:47 - Obama, Trump, and Aliens 01:16:55 - The Olympics & Olympic Village hookups 01:23:41 - Super Bowl Halftime Shows & lip-syncing 01:30:29 - AI Movies & Hollywood copyright lawsuits 01:32:27 - Dad jokes & Sign off Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #News #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1hr 34min

  8. 16 FEB

    We Found a SECRET Social Network..

    You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** In this episode, things get a little... artificial. We dive deep into the rabbit hole of "Molt Book," a secret social network where AI agents are allegedly talking to each other, creating religions, and even starting their own meme coins—or are they? But before we question reality, we have some very real life updates: one of us is getting "snipped" tomorrow , we’re navigating the messy world of potty training , and we learn some very questionable slang from Urban Dictionary (seriously, don’t Google "Kentucky Snow Plow" at work!). 00:00 - Start! 02:40 - Tony's son is a math genius? 05:05 - High School vs. College Credits (The Scam?) 09:50 - Mind-blowing math tricks you weren't taught 15:20 - HOA Nightmares & "Walmart" Homes 18:25 - Why we want to move to Japan 🇯🇵 21:25 - Are the Grammys Rigged? 28:25 - The Big Snip: Vasectomy Talk 35:28 - Potty Training Tactics & "The Peanut" 42:15 - Disneyland vs. Disney World vs. Universal 49:15 - Tips for First-Time Home Buyers 54:40 - Urban Dictionary: The Kentucky Snow Plow 01:02:16 - Advice on Moving Out of Your Parents' House 01:10:30 - Should You Get a Service Pitbull? 01:15:20 - Can Carrots Actually Turn You Orange? 01:17:15 - The "Claude Bot" & Autonomous AI Agents 01:26:00 - We Found a Secret Social Network for AI 01:30:25 - AI Created Its Own Religion?! 01:35:40 - The "Molt Book" Scam Revealed Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/ Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/ Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/ Hashtags #JoinTheCrowd #HitTheBell #Podcast P.O. Box **Please no packages, letters only** Five's A Crowd Podcast 1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

    1hr 48min
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Imagine yourself arriving at a house party in the late '90s. You weave your way through the crowd trying to find a place to fit in, relax, find someone to connect with, and then you hear them; sitting in a circle surrounded by amused onlookers the 5 of us sit laughing, joking, and telling the best stories you've never heard. You're welcomed with open arms into the fold to enjoy the company of strangers, as the five of us become a crowd.

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  • Creator
    Five's A Crowd
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    230
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Five's A Crowd
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    Five's A Crowd Podcast

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