CheezWits

Wally, Jess, and Chris
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Think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music. If cheesy crackers were people.... they'd be Chris, Wally, and Jess. We're three friends who met doing radio together (well, Wally and Jess did, and Jess and Chris did). We cover everything from bad dates and pooping in public to the news of the day and what it's like to work in radio. If we make you laugh, even AT us, please leave us a rating and review here AND on Apple Podcasts (it's free, even if you don't use Apple stuff).

  1. 2 DAYS AGO

    Episode 162: Aged Cheddar

    Jess has a rough start to the new year, and she also makes the mistake of mentioning a "lick mat," claiming dogs as dependents on taxes, taxes on Netflix and rain, the ball dropped late, emergency alert abuse, parking wars, job hunt bait and switch, contractors who dropped the ball, swearing at work, applying for jobs vs getting them from people you know, jobs we couldn't consider, Craiglist is still a thing, and the ways they know you're old.

    57 min

  2. 29/12/2025

    Episode 161 Foot Cheez

    This episode was recorded on Christmas Eve. Thrilling topics include the beach in the winter, timeshare presentations, winning the lottery, people with the same birthday, a job update (or lack thereof), Jess is doing a thing, Sophie B Hawkins, Chris pulls out a show nobody remembers because it only had 6 episodes in 1982, we help Wally order pizza, Wally's giving us each a million bucks, good pizza, hole in the wall restaurants, seasonal restaurants, Slurpees vs Slush Puppies vs Icees, Jess considers branching into... adult services (and Chris would not be a customer), and men and fetishes.

    1 hr

  3. 22/12/2025

    Episode 160: A Witsmas Carol

    Wally's stumped on Christmas gifts, men buying jewelry, Chris brings a long awaited dad joke, all the keys, ICE and it's BS, Chris is finally embarrassed about who he voted for, Rob Reiner, women and other non-white men as national leaders, a potential investment, insurance companies and other phone assaulters, automated doctor's texts gone bad, the advertising algorithm, Cuisinart is still a disappointment, companies making products they have no business making, toasters vs toaster ovens, two of the three of us has never had ham salad, the new return fees that are pushing us toward Amazon, and the unemployment continues.

    1h 2m

  4. 15/12/2025

    Episode 159: No Roganzola Cheez

    Cold weather stuff -- including proving Wally wrong about plumbing issues, the anniversary of the day the music died, Chris gets his meds updated, Jess had a job interview(ish), Homeland Defenders and the Space Force, queefs, and yardwork.

    58 min

  5. 08/12/2025

    Episode 158: Mouth-Wittering

    Wally finally stumbles onto the show, our Spotify Wrapped has some unexpected results, a job opportunity Jess probably needs to refuse, sad news about the DOGE checks, porn names, we're appealing to our international audience, a craft store's dynamic pricing scheme, AI videos on Tik Tok, McD's and other fast food, plumbing problems, and an unfortunate roof update.

    1 hr

  6. 01/12/2025

    Episode 157: One Whey At A Time

    Thanksgiving plans, adult (woman) car decisions,  Wally discovers how deleting works, radio memories, redheads, the first person to break the seal at a dinner, Chris is depressed (no, seriously), Jess isn't pregnant, the ho phase, faking it at Thanksgiving, lady part surgery, and thank you to our listener for three years of the show. (Chris STILL hasn't given Jess money)

    59 min

  7. 24/11/2025

    Episode 156: Wit-tle Aged

    Aaaand we're back. Jess had a whole situation, potluck pros and cons, coming out of anesthesia, the Epstein files, the Bubba rumors, Megyn Kelly is the worst, being a fan or any presidential candidate, Marjorie Taylor Green, quiet piggy, stupid new laws, marriage and birth certificates, smelling like your job, illegal hemp, unaffordable health insurance, and union work.

    1h 3m

  8. 10/11/2025

    Episode 155: Wits the Story, Morning Glory?

    Ring cameras are helping ICE, election results, Kentuckians trying to vote without any elections, food pantry use increases, Jess has a surgery update, flashback to Nell Carter, problematic Halloween costumes, problematic jokes, Chris's surprising abilities, radio listeners who don't listen, Wally learns what FOMO means, unsolicited advice, Jess is an equal opportunity bitch, what life will look like without health insurance, invitations to church, if Jess wrote a romance book, and a jealous girlfriend loses her mind. Where else can you get all of this foolishness in one place? Ok, besides the whole internet, obviously.

    1h 5m
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Think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music. If cheesy crackers were people.... they'd be Chris, Wally, and Jess. We're three friends who met doing radio together (well, Wally and Jess did, and Jess and Chris did). We cover everything from bad dates and pooping in public to the news of the day and what it's like to work in radio. If we make you laugh, even AT us, please leave us a rating and review here AND on Apple Podcasts (it's free, even if you don't use Apple stuff).

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  • Creator
    Wally, Jess, and Chris
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    164
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Wally, Jess, and Chris
  • Show Website
    CheezWits