I'm super sorry if this episode feels rushed, because it is, I was planning on releasing another episode today that is taking a lot longer than expected to edit. This episode is just supposed to be like a "goofy"? Episode, I don't like that term but you get what I'm shooting for. Here are the lyrics to BOTH of the songs because you can't understand half of what Tyler says. You're a mean one Mr Grinch: You're a mean one You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana Mr. Grinch, with the greasy black peel You're a vile one You got termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch You're a foul one Friends you don't have none I wouldn't touch you with a 39-and-a-half foot pole! You're a monster Your heart's an empty hole You're a goner You got garlic in your soul You got garlic in your soul All them smiles, homie, I turn up the frown All them decorations, I tear 'em down You can ask Max, I don't play around Ayo (eww) Who is this mean fellow With his skin all green and his teeth all yellow? (Eww) What you so mad for? Halloween come around, and we ain't knockin' at your door, mane Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana You're gonna spoil everybody with your bad attitude (Spoil everybody) Mr. Grinch La-la-la-la Who is this mean fellow With his skin all green and his teeth all yellow? (La-la-la-la) What you so mad for? Halloween come around, and we ain't knocking on your door (La-la) Bad banana I AM THE GRINCH I am the Grinch Cindy Lou who? I live in Who-ville Who are you? I got a dog His name is Max Coffee in my cup That is a fact I was in snow Ain't need a coat Max with the sled Off with their head I don't like love I don't like fun When I'm around Christmas is done I am the Grinch Hey, how you doing, you scum is a pleasure to meet you (Show me some love) I am the Grinch I'm here to ruin your day to swoop in and defeat (Show me some love) I am the Grinch I get to ridin' and ridin' and ridin' around (Show me some love) I am the Grinch That's what they call me when they talk about me around the town That's me! (You're so problematic, you're the Grinch) Hello (You're the Grinch, you're the Grinch) I'm guilty (You're so problematic, you're the Grinch) Yeah, yeah (You're the Grinch, you're the Grinch) At your service (You're so problematic, you're the Grinch) Nice to meet you (You're the Grinch, you're the Grinch) Okay (You're so problematic) Ayo 25, 25, 25, 25 25 days in a month 25 days ain't enough where I don't give a (wait a minute!) 25 days got the lock with the chain at the door Don't knock, no gifts over here I don't smell nothing in the air You can take that over there and I don't really care Tell your homeboy in a red suit to chill Before I ban him from Who-ville I ain't playing with you 11 days coming up boy (Ice on, em) 25 ain't enough, yeah (Ice on, em) I just hope you have a Merry Christmas, yeah (Ice on, em) Jingle Bells, can you hear them bells (Ice on, em) It's them Jingle Bells in the front, yeah (Ice on) I just hope you have a Merry- 25, 25, 25, 25 25 days in a month 25 days ain't enough where I don't give a (wait a minute!) 25 days got the lock with the chain at the door Don't knock, no gifts over here I am the Grinch Hey, how you doing, you scum is a pleasure to meet you (Love) I am the Grinch I'm here to ruin your day to swoop in and defeat (Show me some love) I am the Grinch I get to ridin' and ridin' and ridin' around (Love) I am the Grinch That's what they call me when they talk about me around the town That's me! Hello Nice to meet you
