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Distorted View Daily is a dark-comedy podcast covering weird news, strange internet culture, disturbing viral clips, cringe videos, and NSFW stories — all with host Tim Henson’s signature unfiltered humor. A perfect show for fans of adult comedy, bizarre true stories, and the stranger side of online culture. New episodes every weekday.

  1. 6 HR AGO

    We’re At War With Iran, Meanwhile Meade Skelton’s Bowels Declare Jihad

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim kicks off the week with another wild mix of internet absurdity, cringe-inducing viral clips, and bizarre news stories you won’t hear anywhere else. First up, we revisit the strange world of Mead Skelton, who returns with a new video detailing another health scare that landed […] The post We’re At War With Iran, Meanwhile Meade Skelton’s Bowels Declare Jihad first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    52 min

  2. 2 DAYS AGO

    Inmate Throws Away Freedom for Porta-Potty P***y

    🎧Episode Summary Port-A-Potty Passion, Obsessive Fisting Disorder & AI Love Gone Wrong On today’s Friday edition of Distorted View Daily, Tim wraps up the week with a jam-packed episode full of bizarre news, internet oddities, and some truly questionable life decisions. First up, Tim shares an update on his Squatty Potty experiment, which unfortunately did […] The post Inmate Throws Away Freedom for Porta-Potty P***y first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    54 min

  3. 4 DAYS AGO

    Human Intestines in Carry-On Luggage

    🎧Episode Summary Best Of Show Time – New Sideshow exclusive episode coming later today. Debate Night Madness, Vegan Restaurant Protests, and Kids Chewing Used Condoms On this episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson kicks off a new week of programs with commentary on the chaos surrounding the 2016 U.S. presidential election and the first […] The post Human Intestines in Carry-On Luggage first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    36 min

  4. 4 DAYS AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Going Bankrupt From Your 12 Hand A Day Fisting Habit - SIDESHOW

    Sideshow Exclusive Podcast with Tim Henson Freaks, welcome back to another Sideshow exclusive episode of Distorted View Daily. Timmy Boo returns after a nostalgic 2016 “Best Of” episode and dives straight into a fresh batch of bizarre news, disturbing internet finds, and listener voicemails. From failed congressional candidates to viral internet weirdos and drunken golf cart disasters, this episode delivers the strange, uncomfortable, and hilarious content DV listeners crave. Texas Primary Madness: ShamWow Guy vs. Valentina Gomez The political circus continues in Texas’ 31st Congressional District, where two internet-famous candidates attempted to ride viral notoriety into public office. Infomercial legend Vince Offer (the ShamWow guy) ran a bizarre campaign featuring slap-chop references, anti-“woke” messaging, and fetus cameos in campaign ads. Despite the spectacle, he received just 4% of the vote. Meanwhile, social-media firebrand Valentina Gomez finished second but far behind the winner. Gomez spent election night accusing the system of being rigged, blasting Republicans online, and claiming conspiracies involving pedophiles, Muslims, and the Epstein files. Ultimately, longtime conservative John Carter cruised to victory with nearly 60% of the vote, proving that even in chaotic primaries, voters often default to the familiar. Viral Internet Weirdness Tim shares an unsettling viral clip featuring a man whose… uh… very vocal anatomy sparked both horror and fascination across social media. The bizarre audio clips quickly became a strange internet curiosity and send Tim down a rabbit hole of chaotic online content. In another internet-gone-viral moment, a masked activist who attended a large concert while wearing extreme COVID precautions claims the backlash they received was due to being “trans and disabled.” The viral TikTok creator argues that COVID-19 disproportionately impacts transgender people, citing overlapping health conditions and systemic inequalities. The clip sparks plenty of debate online—and plenty of disbelief from Tim. Searching for a Very Strange Movie Tim also asks listeners for help tracking down a mysterious adult film scene titled “Obsessive Fisting Disorder (OFD)”, which features an unusual therapy session premise and hilariously dramatic dialogue. If you’re a DV detective with strong Googling skills, Tim wants to hear from you. Celebrity Trouble: Britney Spears Arrested In this week’s Distorted View Celebrity News, pop icon Britney Spears was arrested in Ventura County, California on suspicion of DUI after driving erratically. Authorities confirmed the arrest, though Spears was released shortly after booking. Her representative described the situation as “inexcusable,” while Spears later deactivated her Instagram account following the incident. The singer—whose personal life has been under heavy scrutiny since the end of her conservatorship in 2021—has a court appearance scheduled for May 4. Florida Woman Seriously Injured in Golf Cart DUI Because it wouldn’t be a DV episode without Florida insanity, a North Port man was arrested after his wife fell from a golf cart and suffered severe head injuries. Police say the couple had been drinking since noon at a local club before heading home in their golf cart. The woman fell from the moving vehicle and was hospitalized as a trauma patient, while officers found empty alcohol containers in the cart. The driver blew nearly 0.20 on a breath test and now faces DUI with serious bodily injury charges. Listener Voicemails The episode wraps up with listener calls covering: Requests for Timmy Boo singing jingles again (not just AI versions) Revenge stories involving blasting Alex Jones remixes through Bluetooth speakers A discussion about racism across cultures and generations

    50 min

  5. 5 DAYS AGO

    My Tales Of My Persistent B******e Admirer And The Rise of The Human Dog People

    🎧Episode Summary Weird News, Internet Freaks, Alexis K. Tyler Meltdown, Therian Animal Roleplay & Smart Glasses Privacy Scandal On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson returns with another packed episode of bizarre internet audio, outrageous characters, and the kind of twisted news stories that make the web such a disturbing—and hilarious—place. From a livestreaming alcoholic […] The post My Tales Of My Persistent B******e Admirer And The Rise of The Human Dog People first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    50 min

  6. 6 DAYS AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Pastor Accused of “Crotch Cropping” At Church - SIDESHOW

    On today’s Distorted View Daily Sideshow exclusive, Timmy Boo dives headfirst into alpha male delusion, evangelical absurdity, malfunctioning government tech, and hometown megachurch scandal — with a few frosty pigs and dream-catching demons along the way. 🧠 Heavy Bertation: Presidential Edition Is it a stroke? Is it “just Trump being Trump”? Tim plays a clip of President Donald Trump delivering what may be peak “Heavy Bertation” — slurred, scrambled and ready for the tainted broth remix. You decide: neurological event or business as usual? 💔 Pickup Artists: Dead Movement Walking? Tim investigates the crumbling remains of the pickup artist (PUA) scene — now largely replaced by incel culture and trad-wife fantasists. A seminar clip features a self-proclaimed dating guru asking a woman if she’d “rather have OCD or ADD” as an opener. (Spoiler: it doesn’t go well.) Key takeaways: Calling a woman “wacky” isn’t foreplay. Laughing doesn’t mean she’s into you. If she’s being paid $50 to sit there, it’s not chemistry. Tim breaks down why these guys can’t read social cues — and why that might explain the death of the PUA movement. ✝️ Seed Money & Spiritual Grifts A fiery pastor demands a $20,000 “seed” donation from a single congregant, promising divine abundance in return. Tim explores the psychology of prosperity gospel hustling and outlines his own future pivot to televangelism once podcasting collapses. (Jesus accepts PayPal.) 🧵 Hobby Lobby & Demon Dreamcatchers A concerned Christian TikToker warns that Hobby Lobby is selling pagan dreamcatchers — which she claims normalize idolatry and spiritual darkness. Tim wonders: Is God really worried about decorative wall art? Are barcodes still satanic? Are rainbow dreamcatchers extra demonic? 🐖 Animal Activists & Frostbitten Bacon An activist confronts a truck hauling pigs in freezing temperatures, shouting that they’re frostbitten and doomed. Tim debates vegan meat substitutes, emotional manipulation tactics — and whether frostbite affects pork quality. (Asking the real questions.) 📰 Distorted News 📞 Washington State Hotline Glitch For months, callers who pressed “2 for Spanish” at the Washington Department of Licensing were greeted with… English. In a heavy Spanish accent. The bizarre AI/text-to-speech error went viral on TikTok before officials blamed a configuration glitch during system upgrades. ⛪ Crossroads Church Scandal – Cincinnati Cincinnati megachurch Crossroads suspends senior pastor Ryan Tome amid allegations that, during a video shoot over a decade ago, he: Used a riding crop in “inappropriate physical humor” Made a suggestive remark Struck and rubbed a man’s crotch with the crop Church leadership says the incident was previously addressed internally but has reopened an investigation after renewed complaints. No charges have been filed. This follows a separate staff dismissal involving alleged gym “creep shots.” Not a great month for megachurch optics. 📬 Voicemail Highlights Victor asks: Who the hell is Tonetta? (Tim delivers a full OG Freak history lesson.) “Timmy Trots” fitness motivation returns. A blind caller still wants to hear Tim poop. A listener’s frozen e-brake turns into unexpected cardio therapy. Support the show: Upgrade to Lifetime Sideshow Patreon ($5 tier = priority voicemail line) Sponsor an episode for $25 via PayPal 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 🌐 Official site: DistortedView.com Spread the distortion. STD.

    45 min

  7. 2 MAR

    World’s Smallest Penis Declares Global C**k War

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode: On today’s program we take a nostalgic (and deeply offensive) trip back to the golden era of Xbox Live, when 12-year-olds and grown adults alike bonded over mutual hatred and creative slur combinations. Was online gaming more fun before moderation… or just more unhinged? You decide. Then we dive into […] The post World’s Smallest Penis Declares Global C**k War first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    51 min

  8. 27 FEB

    Gas Station Boner Chocolate & Falling In Love With Dip Spit

    🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode:COVID paranoia reaches new heights as one concertgoer tapes their mask to their face and carries a personal air purifier to an 18,000-person event. Meanwhile, TikTok panhandlers rage at viewers for not sending money, a motivated entrepreneur explains how she plans to finance a new wig, and we celebrate Black History […] The post Gas Station Boner Chocolate & Falling In Love With Dip Spit first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

    51 min
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Distorted View Daily is a dark-comedy podcast covering weird news, strange internet culture, disturbing viral clips, cringe videos, and NSFW stories — all with host Tim Henson’s signature unfiltered humor. A perfect show for fans of adult comedy, bizarre true stories, and the stranger side of online culture. New episodes every weekday.

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