Chris vs. The People

Chris Klemens
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Chris vs. The People is a weekly podcast where comedian, Chris Klemens, turns to you. Imagine your brutally honest best friend as a call-in operator—ready to talk about anything. From couples counseling and deep chats to airing out dirty laundry, you never know if Chris is with you or against the people. (Video episodes are available on YouTube)

  1. 2 DAYS AGO

    We Brought Hermit Crabs to the Strip Club

    In this week’s episode of Chris vs. The People, Chris dives into “crazy night out” territory with three wild tales you have to hear to believe. First, a freshman year flirtation goes up in literal flames when a bar candle meets long hair. Then, a friends turned foursome saga unfolds: mountains, gay erotica, and a trip that turns euphoric… and complicated. Finally, we meet the legend who smuggled hermit crabs into a strip club, caused a dancer stampede, and got escorted out in style. Buckle up because the chaos is cozy, the tea is hot, and the aftermaths are even better. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens  Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158688845Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    44 min

  2. 12 MAY

    I Accidentally Hit My Mom With a Car

    This Mother's Day episode of Chris vs. The People is anything but your typical sentimental tribute, so buckle up. Callers share stories ranging from a Christmas discovery that blew up an entire family group chat, to a mom who kept a life-changing secret for 14 years, to a swinging lifestyle reveal that came with an unexpected paper drop on the couch. Things take a chaotic turn when one caller confesses to accidentally hitting her mom with a car and somehow, mom joins the call live to weigh in. It's messy, it's real, and it's the most Chris vs. The People Mother's Day episode imaginable. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158065809?pr=trueBe On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    1hr 4min

  3. 5 MAY

    My First Date Ended in the ER

    This week on Chris vs. The People, the first dates get truly unhinged (and that might be an understatement). One caller had a medical emergency mid-hookup that turned out to be an extremely rare type of stroke, and somehow that's not even the wildest part of her story. Then a smoke shop overnight worker shares how a socially awkward regular asked her out at 2 a.m….and followed it up by inviting her to go shooting in the middle of nowhere. Finally, a woman recounts the date where her guy showed up with flowers stolen straight from her mom's garden, then proceeded to drink an entire pitcher of sangria alone before peeing on a bush in a parking lot in broad daylight. If you've ever had a bad first date, this episode will make you feel a whole lot better about yourself. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/157438864?pr=trueBe On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    1hr 5min

  4. 28 APR

    Chris vs. Joe Santagato

    For the 50th episode, Chris finally brings on a first guest…and it's none other than Joe Santagato of The Basement Yard. The two dive deep into childhood chaos, terrible first jobs, and the kind of stories you'd only share with someone you actually trust. From accidentally inventing a board game to a limo night gone completely sideways, this episode is packed with moments that are equal parts hilarious and unhinged. Two people who have been on the internet since forever finally sit down together, and it does not disappoint. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/156763136Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    1hr 21min

  5. 21 APR

    I Stole My Classmate's Pee to Pass a Drug Test

    This week's episode is a special 4/20 edition of Chris vs. the People, and the callers absolutely delivered. The first caller takes us back to 2012 when a casual smoke sesh with her sister turned into a front row seat to the dark side of synthetic weed. Then our next caller shares the wildly eventful story of a Feeld app meetup that took an unexpected detour in the middle of a threesome, and somehow still managed to end with breakfast and a ride home. Finally, the last caller reveals how a family drama involving a snitch of a Mormon cousin, a drug test, and one very dedicated acquaintance led to one of the most unhinged acts of teenage resourcefulness ever recorded. Tune in for laughs, a few PSAs, and stories you genuinely could not make up. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    56 min

  6. 14 APR

    I Slept With Both of My Bosses

    This week on Chris vs. the People, the workplace has never looked wilder…and we mean that in every sense of the word. From a summer camp counselor who took her long weekend a little too seriously at the Jersey Shore, to a fast food employee who discovered her manager had a lot more going on than just running a register, these stories will have you equal parts gasping and cackling. Then we close out with Mrs. Diva herself, a woman in corporate America who found a very unconventional way to get home from the company party. It's messy, it's unhinged, and it's exactly what your week needed. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/155625098?pr=trueBe On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    53 min

  7. 7 APR

    My Mom Pooped in a Cup (and Made Me Watch)

    This week on Chris vs. the People, the callers did NOT come to play. From a mother who made a very questionable decision during a blizzard to a family brawl that ended up in front of a judge, these dysfunctional family stories deliver exactly the chaos Chris lives for. A first communion party takes a humbling turn, and one caller shares a childhood outing that had all the makings of a Lifetime movie and somehow still ended with warm berry pancakes. Buckle up, because this episode goes places, and Chris's reactions make every single moment worth it. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/155008136Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    55 min

  8. 31 MAR

    He Cheated on Me with 28 Women

    Dating horror stories are on the menu this week, and Chris's callers did NOT disappoint. From a threesome gone catastrophically wrong in Idaho to a college situationship that spiraled into a four-way makeout session, an STD, and a well-deserved slap, the stories keep getting wilder. One caller confesses to a revenge plot so unhinged she carried the guilt for years (and yes, she and her best friend somehow survived it). We close out with a man who faked heart surgery, a dead sister, and a seizure while simultaneously scamming 28 women….but don't worry, our girl found her happy ending. Buckle up, because this episode of Chris vs. the People is genuinely one for the books. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/he-cheated-on-me-154416310 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    1hr 21min
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Chris vs. The People is a weekly podcast where comedian, Chris Klemens, turns to you. Imagine your brutally honest best friend as a call-in operator—ready to talk about anything. From couples counseling and deep chats to airing out dirty laundry, you never know if Chris is with you or against the people. (Video episodes are available on YouTube)

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  • Creator
    Chris Klemens
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    54
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Chris Klemens
  • Show Website
    Chris vs. The People

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