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Pop Apologists

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A podcast by two sisters who care about celebrities as much as their family.

  1. 4 DAYS AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    314: Holiday Mini Q&A's ❤️🎄

    This week we are both answering your questions for a cute, cozy holiday q+a! Lauren Q+A 00:00 – What’s your pick for a quiet luxury handbag under $2,000? 👜 01:00 – Strategy for shopping and actually finding things you love without spending hours scrolling? 🛍️ 02:00 – Where do you splurge and save when shopping? 💎 04:00 – What should I wear in NYC on a February trip? 🧣 04:30 – What do you ask for when you get your blonde done? 💇🏼‍♀️ 05:30 – I want a special watch for my 40th—what should I buy with a $20–30k budget? ⌚️ 07:00 – Do you have financial advice or budgeting tips? 💰 07:45 – What’s the best money you spent in your twenties? ✈️ 08:45 – How can I be happy with very little money while in grad school? 🌱 11:30 – What’s the biggest fight you and Chanler have ever had? 😬 13:45 – What was your favorite book you read this year? 📚 17:45 – Do you think Taylor Swift is cold in NYC winter outfits? ❄️ 18:30 – Does the Coleman Compound actually work? ✨ 19:45 – What breast implants did you get and do you wish you went bigger? 🎀 21:00 – What’s your relationship with Mormonism now? ⛪️ 23:15 – How long do you plan to live between Puerto Rico and NYC? 🌴🗽 24:30 – What is it really like living in Puerto Rico? ☀️ 25:30 – Will the podcast continue after you and Chanler become mothers? 🎙️ 26:15 – Are you excited to travel with kids—and where would you go? 🌍 27:00 – Why are you using a surrogate? 🤍 27:45 – How are you preparing for motherhood? 🍼 28:30 – What’s your ideal day in Puerto Rico? 🏝️ Chan Q+A 29:30 – What have you been up to lately? ☕️ 30:15 – What facial lasers did you get and how painful were they? 🔥 33:30 – How did quitting your job change your happiness? 🌈 35:00 – How are you managing social media burnout? 📵 37:00 – Do you see yourself staying in NYC forever? 🏙️ 39:00 – Do you ever visit Lauren in Puerto Rico? ✈️ 40:00 – What was it like growing up Mormon? 🧠 41:00 – Any dating or relationship book recommendations? 💌 42:15 – Can you stay friends with someone who is cheating? ⚖️ 45:00 – How do you style your hair day to day? 💁🏻‍♀️ 46:15 – How do you feel about getting a rhinoplasty at a young age? 👃 47:15 – What workout brands do you actually love? 🏋️‍♀️ 48:15 – What pop culture story has been weighing on you lately? 📰

    51 min
  2. 6 DAYS AGO

    Olive Oil & Blood (Best of Pop Apologists)

    Merry Christmas, Global Elites 🎄 We’re bringing back one of the most unhinged, accidentally iconic episodes in Pop Apologists history. Originally recorded two years ago, Olive Oil & Blood is a time capsule of early-era Lauren and Chanler. First released January 5, 2022. timestamps: (00:00:00) ☕ Caffeine & the Will to Live — post-holiday dread, coffee as medicine, and existential morning spirals (00:05:05) 🍪 Failed Business Fantasies — fresh homemade cookies, startup delusion, and entrepreneurial reality checks (00:10:20) 🧳 Family Visit Trauma — parents in nyc, outdoor dining chaos, and first impressions with ben (00:18:55) 🚕 Mom on the Streets — flirting, micro-aggressions, and being unjaded in new york (00:23:10) 🤠 Yellowstone Discourse — cowboy fantasies vs. reality, cringe dialogue, and farmer-core exposure therapy (00:29:20) 📸 Celebrity Body Politics — david foster, katharine mcphee, and why the caption was the real problem (00:37:45) 💍 Men Behaving Badly — steve lodge, bravo engagements, and patriarchy fatigue (00:39:45) 🧠 Sunday Scaries — millennial work dread, weekend anxiety, and emotional preparation rituals (00:43:50) 🍳 Domestic Reset — cooking resolutions, grocery ambition, and false confidence (00:46:35) 🫒 Olive Oil & Blood — the grocery bag breaks, the fall, the injuries, and instant regret (00:53:00) ❤️ Acts of Service — why the chaos was (almost) worth it and a rare tender moment See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    57 min
  3. 15 DEC

    312: End of an Era EPs 1 & 2 Breakdown, RHOBH Recap + Bronwyn Finally Leaves Todd

    (00:08:30) — The End of an Era docuseries drops (00:12:24) — The Southport attack segment: Taylor struggles to speak, prepares to meet victim’s families, and absorbs unimaginable grief. (00:18 :00) — Inside the Eras Tour bonus checks: nearly $200M distributed, dancers’ lives changed, and industry norms shattered. (00:21:00) — Dancing is hard: Taylor learning choreography by lyrics, rehearsing with Florence, and spotlight-sharing done right. (00:24:38) — Travis Kelce check-in: the post-London call, Vienna anxiety, and quiet relationship intimacy on display. (00:28:40) — Night time routine: after-concert-ritual, avoiding drug addiction, and crazy sleep schedule. (00:35:00) — Andrea Swift moments: emotional containment, post-tragedy comfort, and the ultimate emotional backbone. (00:36:00) — Surprise guests and backstage vibes: Ed Sheeran appearances and deeply questionable green-room furniture. (00:39:00) — RHOBH whiplash: Kyle & Mauricio’s separation, sad flirting, and sterile bachelor-pad décor. (00:49:48) — Amanda enters RHOBH: Money Queen branding, manifestation courses, and immediate group tension. (00:57:4 0) — Megan King custody update: CPS involvement, medication issues, and a genuinely dark Bravo headline. (01:00:45) — Bronwyn & Todd: open-marriage confusion, emotional whiplash, and new beginnings for Bronwyn Clean Simple Eats: Visit CleanSimpleEats.com and use code POPAPOLOGISTS20 at checkout for 20% off your order. EarlyBird CBD: Visit EarlyBirdCBD.com and use code PA20 for 20% off. Cozy Earth Direct: Head to https://www.cozyearth.com and use our code POP for 40% off! Quince: Go to Quince.com/APOLOGIST for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Macy's: Shop at https://www.macys.com or in stores now! Please note this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 8m
  4. 12 DEC • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    311: jen shah’s victims are failed by the system, taylor swift won't step aside + rhoslc asks is cartier the new grandma watch?

    🚨 TRIGGER WARNING: This episode includes discussion of Jen Shah’s release from prison and suicide. Listener discretion advised. 🚨 (00:00:20) Running into Global Elites in public, solo networking panic at podcast event, and spiraling over podcast performance anxiety (00:11:20) Taylor Swift on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: reacting to a corner of the internet that wants her to “make room” for newer pop stars, why she refuses to go away, and skepticism about performing the Eras Tour with a stomach flu (00:20:10) Gwyneth Paltrow and Jacob Elordi’s Actors on Actors interview, why watching beautiful people discuss “the craft” is deeply boring, and Apple Martin’s proximity to Jacob as an unexpected subplot (00:24:20) Jen Shah’s early release from prison, the devastating financial and emotional impact on elderly victims, suicide discussion, and why the punishment feels wildly disproportionate (00:27:20) Kyle Cooke and Amanda Batula’s relationship fallout, the “I fell asleep on a couch” explanation, and why this moment feels like the final unraveling (00:30:05) RHOSLC in Greece: Lisa Barlow’s daily glam routine, the Cartier watch feud, and Angie K vs. Lisa’s ongoing wealth one-upmanship (00:35:40) RHOSLC fallout: Mary Cosby’s surreal insults and scene-stealing commentary, Bronwyn abruptly minimizing her marriage issues after airing them all season, and Meredith vs. Heather escalating into “character assassination” (00:43:15) IVF update: embryos officially created, and excitement about upcoming transfer date (00:45:40) Global Elite housekeeping, subscription changes, and hints at bigger plans for next year

    47 min
  5. 10 DEC

    310: What Really Happened on That Plane ft. Britani Bateman + RHOBH & SLOMW Reunion Debriefs

    Britani Bateman joins Pop Apologists for a raw, funny, and emotional deep dive into fame, family estrangement, Mormon roots, and her headline-making relationship with Jared. She opens up about rebuilding her bond with daughter Olivia, navigating public criticism, and the reality of dating on reality TV. Britani also breaks down the now-infamous plane incident in chilling detail, including firsthand reactions from flight attendants and passengers. After the interview, Lauren and Chanler unpack Bethenny Frankel’s controversial Architectural Digest feature and viral clapback. The episode wraps with major celebrity updates including Alix Earle, Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau, and Timothée Chalamet & Kylie Jenner. 01:00 — Britani Bateman Joins ❄️ 02:30 — Fame & Fan Reactions 📸 04:00 — Mormon Movies & Acting Roots 🎬 05:30 — Vulnerability & Online Criticism 💬 07:00 — Daughter Olivia & Estrangement 👩‍👧 09:30 — Divorce, Remarriage & Faith ⛪️ 11:00 — The Jared Relationship Update 💔➡️❤️ 13:30 — Breakups, Apologies & Healing 🛠️ 15:30 — Jared’s Reputation with the Cast 👀 17:00 — Donny Osmond & Mormon Celebs 🎤 20:00 — Singing, Flirting & Viral Chaos 🎶💄 25:00 — The Plane Incident Begins ✈️🔥 29:00 — Crying, PTSD & Seatmate Witness 👨‍✈️ 33:00 — Meredith’s Story & Viewer Reactions 🎭 35:00 — Why SLC Is Peak Bravo 🏔️🍿 37:00 — Mormon 3.0 & Returning to Church 🔄 38:30 — Where to Find Britani Online 📱 🔥 After Show Pop Culture Rundown 40:00 — Bethenny’s AD Home Reveal 🏡 43:00 — Neutral Decor vs Airbnb Chic 🛋️ 46:00 — Chevron Wallpaper & Cabana Room 🌊 49:30 — Bethenny Clapback & Real Estate Flex 💰 53:30 — Market Timing vs Design Talent 📊 55:00 — Alix Earle & Braxton Breakup 💔 57:30 — Fame, Youth & Dating Pressure 🌟 59:00 — Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau Go Public 💕 01:01:30 — PDA, Politics & Side-Eye 👀 01:03:30 — Timothée & Kylie Red Carpet 🧡 01:06:30 — Club Chalamet & Fan Culture 🕵️‍♀️ 01:09:00 — Parasocial Obsession Talk 🧠 01:12:00 — Celebrity Stalking Line Debate 🚨 01:14:30 — Pronunciation Fails & Callouts 🗣️ 01:17:30 — Fact-Checking the Podcast ✅❓ 01:20:30 — Taylor Swift Domain Confession 🌐 01:23:30 — Pop Culture Burnout Chat 🫠 01:26:30 — Social Media Spiral 📲 01:29:00 — Reality TV as Escapism 📺 01:31:30 — Final Hot Takes 🔥 01:35:00 — Listener Feedback 💌 01:38:00 — Wrap-Up & Sign-Off 🎤✨ Clean Simple Eats: Visit CleanSimpleEats.com and use code POPAPOLOGISTS20 at checkout for 20% off your order. EarlyBird CBD: Visit EarlyBirdCBD.com and use code PA20 for 20% off. Athletic Greens: Head to https://drinkag1.com/APOLOGISTS to get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. DripDrop: Go to https://dripdrop.com/ and use promo code POP for 20% off your first order. Functional Health: Visit www.functionhealth.com/POPAPOLOGISTS or use gift code POPAPOLOGISTS100 at sign-up to own your health. Progressive: Visit https://www.Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance. Wayfair: https://www.Wayfair.com Wayfair. Every style. Every home. Macy's: Shop at https://www.macys.com or in stores now! Please note this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 38m
  6. 5 DEC • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    309: Meghan Markle Invented Christmas, Matt Lauer’s Delulu Return + RHOSLC Spill The Tea Party

    (00:00–07:05) Meghan Markle’s holiday special opens with tree-shopping, sentimental ornaments, and the first wave of overproduced coziness. (07:05–13:40) Will Guidara arrives for the “perfect imperfection” segment — from the chalkboard sign to Meghan’s deeply earnest hosting philosophy. (13:40–18:30) Meghan breaks down her approach to holiday hosting, the kids’ advent-calendar, the personalized crackers, and her very Meghan interpretation of “grace.” (18:30–24:20) Fondue night, “golly that’s a lot of sugar,” ice-cream-parlor music, and the Meghan-isms that start piling up. (24:20–29:45) The girlfriends section: matching pajamas, cinnamon stars, pomegranate mimosas, and zero organic conversations. (29:45–34:30) Naomi Osaka arrives for cookie decorating — stiff small talk, confusing energy, and the most random vibe shift in the episode. (34:30–38:05) Chef Tom Colicchio brings beet salad, family traditions, gumbo talk, and the first moment of genuine warmth before the show snaps back to staging. (38:05–40:15) Prince Harry pops in for a taste test with playful teasing, kitchen flirting, and the only natural chemistry of the entire special. (40:15–44:30) Why Alix Earle’s boyfriend’s missed DWTS appearance became a headline. (44:30–50:10) Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski’s relationship timeline is not adding up. (50:10–End) RHOSLC: Whitney and Justin’s marriage/business tension, Meredith’s drug-test gag, and the chaotic Boston Tea Party finale showdown.

    1h 5m
  7. 3 DEC

    308: LILY ALLEN DEEP DIVE

    01:00 — Why Millennials Are Obsessed with Lily Again 🌸🎧 Context-setting for her career resurgence and West End Girl. 02:00 — Lily’s Turbulent Upbringing 🏚️➡️🎬 Council housing, financial struggle, divorced parents, and early industry proximity. 04:00 — Nepo Baby? Well-Connected? Both? 🤷‍♀️✨ Exploring Lily’s privilege vs. hardship. 01:01:00 — The Cheating Revelations + Owning Her Story 💔📖 Lily explains why she disclosed everything in her memoir ("I'm sleeping with prostitutes…"). 01:02:00 — The Sobriety Era: Parenting, Presence & Stability 🌱👩‍👧 Her reflections on missing the highs but finally feeling grounded. 01:03:00 — Lily + David Harbour: Raya Match to Marriage ❤️🔥 Their connection, his quotes about her presence and vibrancy. 01:08:00 — The Open Marriage Era & Internet Reactions 👀💬 You revisit your past TikTok takes + new empathy after learning her story. 01:09:00 — Critics Weigh In: The Guardian & Rolling Stone 🌟🎵 Five-star reviews and why West End Girl hits emotionally + musically. 01:10:00 — Favorite Tracks & Lyrical Moments 🎶✨ “Dallas Major” stuck in your heads, the dignity lyric from “Let You Win.” 01:11:00 — Final Thoughts + Swiftie Detour (Because of Course) 🫶🐍 All roads lead back to Taylor; closing the deep dive. Please note this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 13m

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