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The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan: all the best bits every week, with podcast-exclusive content and some extra fun stuff when it comes up.

  1. 14 HR AGO

    OVERTHINKERS Dan....SPIT!

    We kicked things off with a massive announcement that Westlife is officially heading to New Zealand next July. This sparked a heated debate about when the "birthday weekend" actually happens if your big day falls on a Wednesday. Meg is convinced you have to celebrate the weekend after because you aren't actually the new age yet, while the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to stretch the party for as long as possible. Things took a turn for the weird when Meg dug up an old article from when she was 25 where she claimed she was "sick" of Taylor Swift. She barely recognised her own voice or her face from back then, let alone her taste in music. Clint chimed in saying he still sees the same guy inside himself, even if that guy is prone to some pretty questionable life choices. Speaking of questionable choices, Clint finally shared the full story of his infamous wedding haka. He was the celebrant for the ceremony but ended up shirtless on the transport bus at the end of the night, performing for a group of Australians who had never seen a haka in person. The cringe was real as he described the sober bride watching from the front of the bus while he gave it his absolute all. To finish us off, we entered a bizarre competition over who produces the most saliva. Dan claims he has a "regular swallowing system," but the audio evidence of everyone trying to spit on command says otherwise. It got messy, it got brown (thanks to Meg’s coffee), and it’s definitely something you’ll have to hear to believe.

    18 min

  2. 16 HR AGO

    FULL SHOW Dan hits the spot for all the mums out there

    Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with headphone drama and banter, then Dan recounts taking his son to Auckland Zoo, getting dripped on by a tiger and embarrassing himself climbing up a slide rescue. They celebrate David Attenborough turning 100, chat to long-time listeners who are truck drivers, and bring back “Hit The Spot” with Dan attempting Mumford & Sons for a Mother’s Day tie-in. The team plays a Mother’s Day trivia game, talks weekend sport with Laura McGoldrick, and Dan fails to convince a Canterbury mechanic to support the Blues. The team see who is Employee of the Week, Scandal includes KJ Apa and Kevin Hart, and Fire Chief Dave Phillips discusses underfunding and breakdowns in NZ Fire Service. They debate “hot or not” hobbies, award a Mother’s Day prize to Lisa, and Meg shares a chaotic bean-and-salad disaster day. 00:00 Unhinged Show Intro 01:51 Zoo Trip and Tiger Juice 02:57 Slide Rescue Disaster 04:51 Attenborough Turns 100 06:14 First Calls and Truck Talk 09:59 Hit The Spot Practice Run 13:44 Mothers Day Quiz Game 17:13 Laura McGoldrick Sports Preview 22:16 Who Dares Blues Pledge Prank 25:22 Employee of the Week Roast 29:26 Scandal Headlines Roundup 30:45 Fire Service Funding Crisis 34:45 Hot Or Not Hobbies 40:17 Listener Hobbies Hotline 44:49 Hit The Spot Mothers Day 47:49 Mothers Day Letter Surprise 52:11 Meg Worst Day Ever 01:01:11 Burnt Toast Theory Wrap 01:02:31 Final Sign Off

    1hr 3min

  3. 1 DAY AGO

    OVERTHINKERS The Stiffy Webby Incident

    We’ve spiraled into chaos today, from debating if our boss is "hot" to Dan reliving a "stiffy webby" trauma involving Speedos and Roman Jandals. Plus, Clint’s 9-year-old is juggling three crushes, and we’re trying to figure out if being "honest and plain" is actually a compliment. 00:00 – Hot Chocolate Energy and the "Hot Boss" debate. 02:08 – The Cute, Funny, Sexy, Smart game (and why Dan is "Plain"). 04:36 – Clint’s 9-year-old son is a total player. 06:50 – Dan’s Speedos and the "Stiffy Webby" core memory. 08:15 – The Roman Jandal escape and "Lymph Node" flirting.

    18 min

  4. 1 DAY AGO

    FULL SHOW Afternoon Delight

    Today the team jokes about Clint’s holidays and Dan nearly committing to a boys’ trip to Bali, then Clint shares how he’s navigating his nine-year-old son’s secret crushes. They take calls, including Shansea on moving in with her partner and working as a rural service-station barista. Scandal headlines cover Harry Styles’ next single and Hayden Panettiere coming out as bisexual. The show plays “More or Less” with exercise world records, discusses reports on Australian drug spending, potential fireworks bans, and stress caused by clutter with psychologist Kirsty Ross. A Mother’s Day giveaway moves listeners to tears, Dan reads an old diary entry from a careers expo, the team swaps courier “walked in on” stories, we tease “Hit The Spot,” read\ “Books by Boomers,” and hear from callers missing body parts. 00:00 Morning Banter Begins 00:31 Holiday Plans Talk 01:46 Today Show Tease 02:13 Nine Year Old Dating 07:11 First Caller Shancy 11:05 Scandal Headlines Roundup 12:47 More Or Less Game 16:56 News Radar Stories 20:39 Kirsty Ross stress advice 25:46 Mothers Day Surprise Call 30:49 Dans Diary Returns 33:51 Afternoon Delight 37:55 Courier Confessions 42:46 Hit The Spot Returns 50:04 Books By Boomers  55:02 Missing Body Parts Game 01:02:13 Wrap Up And Sign Off

    1hr 4min

  5. 2 DAYS AGO

    OVERTHINKERS The high price of dating a 3/10

    We’re debating whether a massive bank account can actually make a “minger” hot. Clint and Dan are convinced wealth is the ultimate glow-up, but I’m not sold—until we call my husband, Guy, and he admits my "provider" status is a major turn-on. Plus, we dive into the Darwin Awards and the tragic guy who got stuck inside a decorative dinosaur. You aren't ready for this one.   00:00 – Feeling "rinsed" after a long morning. 01:50 – The Darwin Awards: The elevator wheelchair incident. 02:50 – The Ice Bucket Challenge gone wrong with a heavy digger. 03:34 – People jumping on a WWII landmine for fun. 05:05 – The tragic "Dinosaur Statue" phone retrieval. 05:55 – The Big Debate: Does a $17 million salary make you a 10/10? 07:45 – Calling Guy: Is Meg more attractive because she's a "provider"? 10:40 – The "Sugar Mamma" realization. 12:20 – Money vs. Aesthetics: The Kendall Jenner effect. 14:00 – The Susan Boyle hypothetical.

    17 min

  6. 2 DAYS AGO

    FULL SHOW Dan has frostbite where?

    Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday chatting about Dans awkward dream about frostbite. They interview Jaz Thornton about her Sky Open/Neon docuseries Stalked, her real-life stalking experience, and New Zealand’s new anti-stalking law taking effect May 26. The team covers pop culture from the Met Gala and sparks a “Naughty 6:40” debate on whether Harry Styles or Channing Tatum would be better in bed. Listeners call in with family bombshells, and Lucy surprises her mum Phaedra with a $1,000 Prezzy Card and a $500 restaurant voucher. They also track down mountaineer Mark Inglis to debunk a Dan’s Diary rumor, promote The Kindness Collective PJ Project, and take calls on losing money and roll-call topics. 00:00 Morning Show Kickoff 01:36 Coffee Catch Up Chaos 04:40 Stalked Docuseries Interview 08:20 Met Gala Scandal Roundup 10:54 First Call of the day 14:34 Naughty 6:40 Debate 21:30 Listener Family Secrets 30:37 Mark Inglis Backstory 33:28 Mothers Day Surprise Call 38:17 Wrexham Promotion Heartbreak 41:34 Dumb Ways To Lose Cash 46:41 Diary Rumor Returns 49:56 Calling Mark Live 54:43 Pajama Project Appeal 59:40 Roll Call Roulette 01:07:26 Wrap And Sign Off

    1hr 8min

  7. 3 DAYS AGO

    FULL SHOW Less fun when it's dry

    Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with Mother’s Day giveaways, Met Gala talk and a luxury fashion price-guessing game. They cover Scandal headlines including Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden’s third child, then discuss a rare comet visible in NZ and bring in resident psychic Linda for readings. Dan’s diary sparks “Ouch My Privates” stories and a plan to track down a mountaineer rumour. The team tests Life360 tracking and listeners share shocking DNA and divorce discoveries. Meg gets a strange ZORB email, the A-List game debates Oprah, Charlie Sheen and Lamar Odom, They relive Dan being roasted by a kid, and Harrison exits Celebrity Treasure Island 00:00 Podcast Kickoff 02:22 Met Gala Talk 03:44 Luxury Price Game 07:43 Scandal Headlines 08:54 First Time Caller 13:01 Rare Comet Sighting 17:22 Psychic Linda Reads 21:46 Everest Frostbite Mystery 27:10 Ouch My Privates 32:05 Tracking Each Other 38:25 Secrets You Shouldn’t Know 42:10 DNA Shocks and Family Truths 44:53 The Zorb Email  47:46 A List  55:34 Mother’s Day Surprise Call 01:00:22 Roasted by a Kid 01:08:24 Celebrity Treasure Island Exit 01:13:38 Wrap Up and Sign Off

    1hr 14min

  8. 3 DAYS AGO

    OVERTHINKERS Wearing your kids' teeth as earrings

    We’re downing McDonald’s pickle juice for "medical reasons" and it’s every bit as chaotic as it sounds. Things take a real turn when Dan opens up about his solo mum, leading to a heartfelt moment that’ll actually make you tear up. We wrap it all up with a bizarre deep dive into what life would be like if we all had video-game stats floating above our heads. 01:30 – Tasting the McDonald’s Pickle Juice Relief Tonic 07:45 – Is pickle juice the secret to period pain relief? 07:45 – Dan’s "male equivalent" of a period: The first pube 10:00 – Would you keep your kid's teeth as jewellery? 12:30 – Clint’s emotional message and the power of a good dad 15:00 – Shout out to the solo parents (and the "effectively solo" ones) 18:15 – The Hypothetical: What life stat do you want to see above people's heads? 20:45 – Dan’s obsession with a "bathroom urgency" meter

    22 min
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The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan: all the best bits every week, with podcast-exclusive content and some extra fun stuff when it comes up.

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  • Years Active
    2008 - 2026
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