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Brains... BOOZE... And ZOMBIES?! 🍻🧟🧠 This Ain't Your Average Podcast! Get ready to crack open a cold one and dive headfirst into the world of the undead! The Drunken Zombies Podcast is your daily dose of zombie mayhem, hilarious banter, and thought-provoking discussions - all fuelled by your favourite adult beverages. Think "Walking Dead" meets "But it was Aliens", with a dash of "Mythbusters" thrown in for good measure! Every day, the hosts dissect the latest zombie news, movies, books, and video games, serving up a potent cocktail of insightful analysis and side-splitting commentary. They'll tackle the tough questions, like: Could YOU survive a zombie apocalypse? What's the best weapon to take down a walker? And most importantly, what's the perfect beer to pair with a zombie brain? Whether you're a die-hard zombie fan or just looking for a fun and irreverent podcast to liven up your commute, the Drunken Zombies Podcast is the cure for what ails ya! Subscribe now and join the zombie party! It's gonna be a bloody good time! #DrunkenZombies #ZombiePodcast #HorrorPodcast #Zombies #BrainsAndBooze #UndeadTalk #HorrorMovies #ZombieApocalypse #SurviveTheHorde #WalkingDead #HorrorFans #PodcastLife #ScaryStories #ZombieSurvival #HorrorCommunity #DrinksAndZombies #ScaryMovies #HorrorTalk #CreepyPodcast #BeerAndZombies #SpookyVibes #ZombieCulture #UndeadDiscussions #PodcastAddict #HalloweenVibes #GoryGoodness #HorrorGaming #ScaryGoodTime #PodcastRecommendations #BoozeAndBrains #MythbustersMeetsHorror #ZombieLore #ThrillerPodcast #HorrorLover #CreepyVibes #UndeadComedy #ComedyPodcast #ZombieHorror #TheWalkingDead #Zombieland #ShaunOfTheDead #HorrorNerd #SpookySeason #ZombieSlayers #SpookyPodcast #DystopianHorror #EndOfTheWorld #SurvivalHorror #PodcastJunkie #BoozyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #PopCulturePodcast #BeerLovers #ApocalypseNow #UndeadArmy #DrinkAndLaugh #DarkComedyPodcast #FrightNight #CultHorror #GraveyardShift #UndeadBanter #TalesOfTerror #UndeadLaughs #CultClassics #MidnightMovie #SpookyFun #ParanormalPodcast #ZombieOutbreak #BingeWorthyPodcast #DarkHumor #PodcastForHorrorFans #FrightFest #TerrorTales #HalloweenPodcast #ScaryPodcast #SurvivalTips #UndeadFanatics #DoomsdayPreppers #PostApocalypse #EndOfDays #ApocalypticMovies #BizarreAndCreepy #ScaryGood #ComedyHorror #MacabreHumor #DrunkAndFunny #HauntedHilarity #UndeadAndUnfiltered #HorrorReview #CultMoviePodcast #BeerTalk #BingePodcast #PodcastingLife #BizarrePodcast #DrunkHumor #BestHorrorPodcast #ApocalypseNowPodcast #SpookyHorror #WeirdAndWild #ZombieNation #MovieReviewPodcast #DrinkUp #WeirdAndScary #HorrorFandom #MacabrePodcast #ScaryMovieFans #PodcastWithBeer #UndeadUniverse #FrighteninglyFunny #BoozeAndBrainsPodcast #FearFactor #CreepyAndComedy #WeirdPodcast #TerrifyinglyFun #MonsterMovieMayhem #ThrillAndChill #BeerAndFear #ZombieFlicks #BestZombieMovies #GhostsAndGhouls #GutsAndGlory #EndTimes #DrinkingGames #CinematicHorror #DystopianPodcast #OutbreakPodcast #LaughAndScream #ZombieNerds #ApocalypseReady #BoozeTalk #GoreAndGags #SurvivalistPodcast #ZombieFreaks #CinematicTerror #GhastlyLaughs #IntoxicatedTalk #PostApocalypticPodcast #CreepyLaughs #BloodAndBeer #SpookyDrunk #HorrorBuffs #ZombieFest #TalesOfTheUndead #Zombocalypse #HorrificHumor #PintsAndPodcasting #TwistedTalk #PodcastForSurvivors #FrightfullyFunny #MacabreMagic #UndeadLaughFest #GhoulTalk #ScaryAndSilly #ChillsAndThrills #DreadfulDrinks #HorrorAndBooze #FleshEatersUnite #ZombieGeek #LaughTillYouScream #NightmareFuel #MovieBuffPodcast #ThrillsAndKills #HorrorHangover #TerrorAndTipsy #GoryGiggles #UndeadThrills #BoozyHorror #HauntinglyFunny #BeerAndHorror #FrighteningFlicks #LaughOrDie #ZombieBanter #BloodcurdlingLaughs #SpookyLaughs #TerrorTalesPodcast #CultHorrorPodcast #GoryLaughs #FearAndBeer #MacabreMirth #ScaryStoriesPodcast #DoomsdayLaughs #DeadAndDrunk #TwistedPodcast #ThrillerAndBooze #ScareAndSip #CinematicGore #FearFest #ApocalypseChat #ZombieHeads #LaughsAndLager

  1. Deadmen: A Post-Apocalyptic Society of Widows

    02/06/2025

    Deadmen: A Post-Apocalyptic Society of Widows

    Welcome, fellow zombie enthusiasts, to THE DRUNKEN ZOMBIES PODCAST! Your daily fix of blood, guts, and gut-busting terror! I'm your host, Adrian, here to plunge you headfirst into the undead apocalypse! Joining me, as always, is our resident expert in all things shambling, the one and only Julia! Julia here, ready to separate the moaners from the groaners! Tonight's tale? Let's just say it's got more twists than a zombie trying to do yoga! You think you know post-apocalyptic survival? Think again! In this horrifyingly captivating episode, we delve into the grim world of Willow Creek, where the women have outlasted their monstrous husbands! But hold on to your brains, folks, because the real terror isn't just the undead gnawing at the barricades. Our story throws us right into the thick of it with Grace, who's battling more than just a "damn cold". This ain't your grandma's sniffle; it's the chilling prelude to something far more sinister. Forget the usual zombie moans; Grace has been hearing deliberate noises – scrapes, rasps, and those oh-so-creepy whispers just beyond earshot! What do they promise? Peace? Revenge? Or something far more terrifying than your average flesh-hungry horde? Meanwhile, Sarah, the resident grim strategist with a gravelly voice and a half-smoked cigarette, knows something's rotten in Willow Creek – and it ain't just the zombies. She sees Grace's nocturnal vigils and her desperate hope for her gone husband, Thomas. But Sarah, forged in a world gone wrong, has a cold, practical edge that's kept Willow Creek standing. Things go from spooky to HOLY ZOMBIE SNACKS when a deliberate crash echoes from upstairs! This isn't your garden-variety undead stumble; this is human! Grace and Sarah, armed with a butcher's knife and a service pistol, venture into the moonlit ruins of the Smith home, a morbid memorial to a futile last stand. Whispers lure Grace into the living room, ignoring Sarah's tense warnings. But wait, there's another thread of terror! We meet Lucy, a former nurse with more heart than hardened survival skills. Driven by fierce love for her son Jake, she defies the Council's wisdom and Sarah's disapproval to embark on a perilous solo mission to Ellis Pharmaceuticals, ground zero of the plague. Could a cure or containment be there? Lucy's not so sure, but the guilt of leaving her son pushes her forward. Her journey is a terrifying trek through the ravaged landscape, facing not just the visible monsters but the suffocating cloak of grief and the gnawing anger at the unfairness of it all. She finally reaches the ominous Ellis Pharma, infiltrates the chain-link fences and dark tunnels, only to find an eerie silence within the seemingly abandoned facility, punctuated by the unsettling hum of machinery. But her luck runs out when the unmistakable shuffle-drag of rotting feet cuts through the silence! Three male monsters, warped by hunger, pound at the lab door where she's trapped! Back in Willow Creek, the uneasy calm shatters for young Jake. He clings to the hope of his mother's return, but the barricade barely holds back the rising tide of moans. Then, a flicker of movement – something familiar but not undead – approaches. Hope turns to horror as the figure collapses, its blood-smeared face turning upwards. It's Lucy! But before Jake can react, the horde swarms, drawn by his terrified yell. In a scene of utter nightmare fuel, Jake witnesses his mother's gruesome end. This horrific loss becomes the breaking point for Willow Creek. Hope dies, replaced by an iron resolve hardened in grief. Grace declares, "The time for waiting is over", and the women, no longer prey, begin a swift and brutal transformation. Flimsy barricades become towering walls, workshops become armories, and Grace's gentle touch hardens into grim determination. Sarah, too, finds a newfound respect for Grace in these tense weeks. But this ain't the end, folks! Whispers of Willow Creek spread, drawing newcomers – desperate mothers and lone men alike – all seeking sanctuary in this armed haven. For years, Grace and Sarah lead this unlikely bastion, where a new breed of men learns to defend the vulnerable. But the virus evolves, and even in their sanctuary, the threat of turning lingers. And then, the ultimate nightmare: scouts return with news of a massive horde amassing, not mindless, but organized, intelligent! This isn't just an attack; it's an extermination! Willow Creek prepares for a final, desperate stand. The horde descends, and the women fight with a vengeful fury. But as dawn breaks, it's not the end of the monsters they face, but a single, horrifying figure emerging from the ranks: Lucy... mutated, intelligent, and chillingly recognizable! Her ragged voice delivers a final, devastating blow: "Your time is over, Grace". But just when all seems lost, Jake, now grown, steps forward with the voice of a generation born into battle: "That’s where you're wrong, monster. We are the future"! Then... silence. What happened in those final moments? Did Willow Creek fall? Was Lucy truly the inevitable end? Tune in next time, zombie fanatics, for more brain-tingling terror right here on THE DRUNKEN ZOMBIES PODCAST! And don't forget to rate and follow – it's the only thing that keeps the truly nasty surprises for the show! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit drunkenzombies.substack.com

    13 min
  2. FLYING ZOMBIES!

    19/05/2025

    FLYING ZOMBIES!

    Welcome, fellow zombie fanatics, to THE DRUNKEN ZOMBIES PODCAST! Get ready for your daily dose of delicious dread, because tonight, we’ve got a tale so terrifying, so utterly unbelievable, it’ll make your brains want to stay firmly inside your skull! Episode Title: Description: They thought the shambling hordes were bad enough! But when a routine supply run reveals a NEW BREED of undead nightmare soaring through the skies, humanity's last hope takes a terrifying turn! Witness the shocking first encounter with these flying freaks, the desperate fight for survival against a flock of bone-chilling aerial attackers, and a last-ditch, crazy plan involving a homemade sonic weapon that's either genius or pure madness! Tune in now for a non-stop thrill ride that will leave you gasping for air… and maybe a shot of something strong! Tonight's horrifying highlight reel kicks off with our tough-as-nails pilot, Zara, and her less-jaded copilot, Benji, thinking they're just on another boring supply run over the ruins of Montreal. Little do they know, the sunset is about to get a whole lot more ominous thanks to a dark smudge that ain't birds. BAM! Flying zombies! Skeletal figures with leathery wings, not shuffling but swooping! Forget your slow-moving snack food; these things have got air superiority! Zara, proving she's no damsel in distress, banks that chopper like her life depends on it – because it does! Back in the cramped cabin, newbie Jess gets a terrifying first look, proving that some folks learn the hard way that gawking at the apocalypse is bad for your health. Our airborne heroes discover the flying fiends aren't just randomly soaring; they're herding the regular, ground-dwelling groaners towards a remote settlement. Talk about a strategic nightmare! This leads us to the real party – inside a barricaded barn where survivors Kai, Jess (again!), and the resident brainiac, Mateo, are having a slightly worse day than Zara and Benji. Kai, who seems to view the end of the world as an extreme sport, is practically doing acrobatics in the hayloft, ready to rumble with these bony buzzards. Jess, surprisingly, is showing some grit beneath that newbie fear. And Mateo? Well, he’s more concerned with not being eaten while fiddling with what looks like a science experiment gone horribly right (or about to!). The action ratchets up as a flying freak makes a kamikaze run on the chopper's windshield and Kai and Jess have a close encounter in the barn, proving these winged wonders, despite looking like Halloween decorations, are deadly serious. Then comes the moment of sheer absurdity and brilliance! Mateo, in a move that can only be described as insane genius, uses modified weather balloons to literally yeet a couple of grounded flyers into the stratosphere! You gotta hear it to believe it! Just when they think they’ve seen it all, Zara and Benji land, looking less than thrilled with the cowboys in the barn. But amidst the tension, there's a hint of something new: respect for the enemy, and maybe even for the resourceful (if reckless) survivors. But hold on, things get deeper! It turns out our grumpy genius, Mateo, has a dark secret! These flying terrors? He kinda created them! Talk about a plot twist! Now, haunted by guilt, he’s frantically working on a way to undo his monstrous mistake, discovering a potential weakness: a fragile resonance frequency in their bones. Enter the "beatdown karaoke machine" – Mateo's Hail Mary of a sonic disruptor! Can this cobbled-together contraption actually turn these airborne abominations into mid-air bone dust? Zara’s skeptical, Jess is curious, and Kai? He’s just itching for more action. The climax is pure chaos! Benji uses bird calls as bait (brave or dumb? You decide!), Kai and Jess set up speakers, and Mateo unleashes his untested sonic weapon. The air fills with a pulsating whine, and then… the screaming starts! One by one, the flying zombies plummet from the sky, their bones shattering! Victory? Maybe. Gruesome? Definitely. But even in victory, there’s a chilling reminder: not all monsters are gone, and maybe the real monsters are the ones left behind. Mateo, despite saving the day (for now), is wrestling with his demons, but finds a flicker of hope in the shared struggle and the unlikely bonds formed in the face of utter terror. Zara, ever the pragmatist, knows this is just one battle won. And in the quiet aftermath, a simple offer of power bars and a BASE jumping lesson hints at a fragile camaraderie among the survivors. So, listeners, what did you think? Will Mateo's sonic weapon be humanity's salvation, or just a temporary reprieve from the winged zombie apocalypse? Tune in next time for more blood, more guts, and more terrifying tales from THE DRUNKEN ZOMBIES PODCAST! Don't forget to rate and follow, because you never know when those feathered fiends might come knocking on your door! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit drunkenzombies.substack.com

    16 min
  3. Kindergarten Zombie Horde: A Willow Creek Nightmare

    21/04/2025

    Kindergarten Zombie Horde: A Willow Creek Nightmare

    The story begins in the seemingly peaceful town of Willow Creek, where a mysterious virus transforms the children into cunning, chaos-wielding undead. This event marks the inciting incident, disrupting the normal life of Willow Creek Elementary. As the chaos unfolds, disillusioned teacher Alex Carter and grieving parent Jamie Lawson form an unlikely alliance in the face of this unprecedented nightmare. This alliance marks the beginning of the rising action. They navigate the dangerous school corridors, witnessing the horrifying transformation of the children and realizing that these are not typical, mindless zombies. The infected children exhibit unsettling intelligence and coordination. Driven by the need to find a solution, Alex and Jamie's initial attempts to contain the horde through traps fail, highlighting their underestimation of the threat. This failure pushes them to adopt a more desperate measure: venturing into an overrun CDC lab in town to find a cure. Their journey to and within the lab is perilous, but they successfully retrieve potential cure research notes and virus samples. However, their escape from the lab is fraught with danger. Back at the school, as they work towards developing a cure, the climax of the story erupts. The horde, seemingly led by the intelligent Ethan, launches a coordinated attack on the science lab. During this attack, Jamie is captured, forcing Alex to retreat with the cure and a heavy heart. In a final act of desperation, Alex infiltrates the horde's nest and makes a shocking discovery: Jamie's child has a unique connection to the infected, possibly acting as a leader due to a partial immunity. Alex and Jamie reunite and, leveraging the child's connection, manage to distribute the cure to the infected children in a decisive battle. The falling action sees the children's humanity restored as the cure takes effect. However, the town is left scarred by the horrific events, a stark reminder of their ordeal. The resolution of the narrative presents a new challenge. The government arrives, less concerned with the tragedy and more interested in the potential of the virus and the cure as weapons. Alex and Jamie, having survived the kindergarten apocalypse and brought hope back to Willow Creek, now face an uncertain future and a new battle against those who seek to exploit the horror they just overcame. Their vow to "try again tomorrow" underscores their determination to face whatever comes next. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit drunkenzombies.substack.com

    13 min
  4. SKATEBOARDERS VS. SUPER ZOMBIES?! One Bite and EVERYTHING CHANGES!

    19/04/2025

    SKATEBOARDERS VS. SUPER ZOMBIES?! One Bite and EVERYTHING CHANGES!

    DRUNKEN ZOMBIES PODCAST! Episode Title: Welcome, fellow zombie fanatics, to your DAILY dose of delicious undead destruction! Adrian here, ready to plunge you headfirst into a brand-new tale of terror that’ll have you double-checking your board wax and locking your garage doors! And as always, the brains behind the brain-munching, the one, the only, Julia! Julia: That’s right, Adrian! Tonight, we’re diving into a world where ollies meet outbrains, and kickflips could be the only thing standing between humanity and total zombie domination. Buckle up, buttercups, because this one’s a wild ride! Tonight's unbelievably gripping story throws us into a city crawling with your garden-variety groaning ghouls... or so it seems! Meet Alex, a skateboarding kid whose biggest worry used to be landing the perfect trick for his viral videos. Now, he's carving a different kind of path – a path of survival with his fearless crew, Zeke and Maya, as they dodge the decaying hordes with some seriously gnarly parkour moves. But hold your horses, horror hounds, because these aren't your grandma's shambling zombies! This virus has given the undead a major upgrade: think stronger, faster, and disturbingly ORGANIZED!. Just when our skate-savvy survivors think they've got the undead figured out, a routine scavenging run for Maya's desperate jelly bean fix takes a terrifying turn. Imagine this: Alex pulls off an INSANE trick to escape a hungry biter, feeling a brief flicker of his old life amidst the apocalypse. But the eerie silence that follows is shattered by a chorus of groans, hinting at a much larger, more menacing presence. They stumble upon a hidden stash of research – notebooks filled with alarming details that suggest someone knew a LOT about what was going on. Bird migration gone wrong? Yeah, right!. Then, BAM! The unthinkable happens. A screech rips through the air, and in a horrifying blink, one of their own is snatched by these souped-up super zombies!. In a moment of pure, adrenaline-fueled desperation (and maybe a touch of insanity), Alex makes a choice that changes EVERYTHING. He dives headfirst into the undead fray to save his friend, unleashing a primal rage that… well, let's just say it's MESSY. But here’s where it gets REALLY twisted, folks! After the dust (and zombie bits) settle, Alex realizes something is seriously wrong with him. He felt… stronger. Too strong. And even weirder? The remaining super zombies seem more interested in each other than him. Could Alex's desperate act have had some… unintended consequences?. Our surviving duo, battered and grieving, make their way back to their skatepark sanctuary, the silence heavier than ever. Just when they start to grapple with the horrifying implications of what happened, a sound cuts through the dawn: the crisp ring of an expensive bicycle bell. And then, a voice – clear, commanding – offers them a partnership they can’t refuse… or maybe can’t escape. But the real kicker? The leader of this heavily armed group, a weathered survivor with an unsettling gaze, seems to know something about Alex. Her chilling final words? "Looks like it isn't just the birds with new patterns, little skater. Welcome to the evolution.". WHAT?! Evolution?! What does she know? What happened to Alex? And are these new arrivals friends or a far greater threat than the zombies themselves?! You absolutely HAVE to tune in tomorrow to find out what happens next in this pulse-pounding, brain-splattering saga! Rate, follow, and tell your friends – you don't want to miss a single gruesome detail! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit drunkenzombies.substack.com

    7 min
  5. GHOST POSSESSED BY ZOMBIES?! She Controls the Undead After DEADLY CRASH!

    01/04/2025

    GHOST POSSESSED BY ZOMBIES?! She Controls the Undead After DEADLY CRASH!

    Following a car wreck, Sarah awakens as a ghost with no memory but the ability to walk through walls. She witnesses her own mangled body and that of her boyfriend, Jake, before encountering grotesque, flesh-hungry zombies. Surprisingly, Sarah discovers she can somehow influence these undead creatures, making them turn on each other. Sarah's spectral existence leads her to a paranoid conspiracy theorist named Ben, who has equipment to detect spectral energy. He realizes that Sarah is a beacon of such energy and that her transformation might be connected to a past government investigation into spectral spikes. Sarah's fragmented memories suggest she was investigating a dubious corporation and a medical facility before her death, indicating her accident may not have been accidental. Together, Sarah and Ben navigate a world overrun by zombies, with Sarah using her spectral form for reconnaissance and her ability to control the undead for tactical advantage. However, Sarah grapples with the morality of controlling these monsters and fears the power is changing her. This fear is amplified when they encounter a group of survivors at an old school, including Sarah's editor, who react with horror to her control over the zombies. Realizing that she is becoming the very thing she despises and unable to offer the survivors true hope, Sarah makes a desperate decision. Remembering a logo on the truck that caused her death, she unleashes her full spectral power, becoming a chaotic beacon to attract whoever was responsible for her fate. This act severs her connection with Ben and her control over the undead, leaving her in a state between existence and oblivion. Her final thoughts express a hope for Ben's survival. The "ZOMBIES GUIDE.pdf" describes "The Drunken Zombies Podcast" as a show that blends horror, humor, and analysis in its daily zombie stories. The podcast follows a structured narrative arc, typically involving a protagonist reluctantly facing a zombie ordeal, initial failed escape attempts, the formation of a plan that backfires, a climactic battle, an unexpected twist, and a desperate final action for survival. The podcast aims to be suspenseful and engaging, using vivid descriptions, realistic sound effects, and a balance of horror and humor provided by the hosts, Adrian and Julia. The guide also emphasizes the importance of a strong protagonist, a horrifying antagonist, a rich setting, and a clear conflict in crafting compelling zombie stories. The narrative of Sarah in "Spectral Guardian" incorporates several of these elements, such as a protagonist unexpectedly thrust into a zombie-filled world and a conflict centered on survival and the nature of the undead threat. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit drunkenzombies.substack.com

    10 min
  6. STEEL JAW APOCALYPSE! They Can CHEW Through ANYTHING!

    31/03/2025

    STEEL JAW APOCALYPSE! They Can CHEW Through ANYTHING!

    Alright, buckle up, zombie fanatics, because you've just stumbled into your daily dose of undead mayhem! Welcome to THE DRUNKEN ZOMBIES PODCAST, where we're about to unleash a brain-rattling tale that'll leave you checking under your bed for metal-mouthed monstrosities! GET READY TO HAVE YOUR BRAINS SCRAMBLED! You think you've seen it all in the zombie apocalypse? Think again! Today, we're diving headfirst into a nightmare scenario where the undead have evolved into something truly terrifying. Forget your slow, shambling hordes – we're talking about IRON JAW ZOMBIES with bone-crushing strength and an insatiable hunger for steel! Join our hardened scavenger, Jake, and the resourceful mechanic, Riley, as a routine supply run turns into a desperate fight for survival against these relentless creatures. Trapped in a remote trading post, escape seems impossible as these metal-mouthed terrors prove they can gnaw through anything. Witness Jake's frustration with their failing transport and his skepticism about venturing into the desolate scrap yard. Feel the tension rise as Riley's sarcastic remarks highlight the constant dangers of their world, where raiders can be just as deadly as the undead. But nothing could prepare them for the horror of facing zombies with jaws stronger than bone, tearing through steel like paper. Riley, ever the planner, sees a glimmer of a crazy solution involving vibrations to crack their seemingly unbreakable jaws. Meanwhile, back at the outpost, Nina's shocking discovery suggests these aren't just naturally evolved monsters, but something far more sinister – possibly engineered horrors. The implications of a twisted intellect behind these iron jaws send shivers down their spines as they observe the creatures exhibiting cunning and even pack-like behavior. As the outpost's defenses are tested and a devastating assault unfolds, desperation forces them to consider a suicidal plan. With the strategic mind of the ex-soldier Asher, they hatch a brutal scheme to lure the iron jaws into a fiery deathtrap using sound and the outpost's fuel stores. Will Riley's crazy idea work? Can Jake's raw determination and Asher's tactical knowledge be enough to stop this metal-jawed menace? Prepare for a climax of explosive proportions as they fight not just for survival, but against a horrifying new evolution of the undead. Just when you think it's over, the chilling realization dawns that this might not be the end at all, but the dawn of a new, even more terrifying chapter in the apocalypse. So grab your favourite beverage, lock your doors, and get ready for a wild ride into the heart of darkness with THE DRUNKEN ZOMBIES PODCAST! You won't want to miss this one! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit drunkenzombies.substack.com

    10 min
  7. HOLY ZOMBIE GODS! They Fell From HEAVEN?!

    29/03/2025

    HOLY ZOMBIE GODS! They Fell From HEAVEN?!

    Welcome, fellow zombie fanatics, to another brain-tingling episode of THE DRUNKEN ZOMBIES PODCAST! Adrian here, ready to dive headfirst into a fresh nightmare! Tonight’s tale is so wild, so unbelievably messed up, it'll make your usual shambling hordes look like a church picnic! Joining me, as always, is our resident undead guru, the sharpest mind in the face of brain-dead terror, Julia! Julia: That’s right, Adrian! Tonight, we're not just dealing with your run-of-the-mill, garden-variety zombies. Oh no. Tonight, we’re asking the big questions, like, what happens when GODS become ZOMBIES?! Prepare yourselves, folks, because this one is biblical… in the worst possible way! Adrian: Buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's apocalypse! Our story kicks off in the sleepy little town where our protagonist, a part-time priest and full-time mythology nerd named Elias, is enjoying a bit of gardening. Suddenly, the sky rips open like a cheap Halloween decoration, and something HUGE comes crashing down. Not a plane, not a meteor… think god-sized corpse plummeting to Earth, leaving a crater of pure devastation! Julia: Now, Elias, bless his cotton socks, initially thinks it’s some sort of twisted religious event. But this ain’t no rapture, folks. What crawls out of that crater is something far, far worse than any demon. Imagine a being of immense power, decaying, mindless, and leaving a trail of pure chaos wherever it stumbles. Talk about a bad day at the office for the Almighty! Adrian: Chaos spreads faster than a viral TikTok dance craze! We’re talking static-filled radio reports, refugees covered in unidentifiable goo, and apocalyptic ramblings that would make even me reach for the hard stuff early. But Elias? Something snaps in him. All those dusty mythology books he’s been hoarding? Suddenly, they don’t seem so far-fetched. He realizes these aren't your average undead; these are DEAD GODS! Julia: So, our unlikely hero, armed with more book smarts than street smarts, packs a go-bag – water, jerky, and get this, a battered book of ancient lore! His secret weapon against… well, zombified deities! He teams up with Zara, a tough-as-nails survivor who calls these things fallen angels with a power outage, and Theo, a sarcastic hacker who initially thinks it’s all CGI. Talk about a mismatched zombie-slaying squad! Adrian: And what they find? Forget your slow, moaning hordes! These god-zombies warp reality around them! One leaves behind a town frozen in time, like a gruesome museum exhibit! Another is a walking embodiment of decay and chaotic growth, literally tearing the fabric of reality apart! Theo’s tech goes haywire, Zara’s guns barely scratch them, and Elias is desperately flipping through his ancient texts, trying to find a divine off-switch! Julia: The tension builds as they realize they can’t just blast these things with shotguns. They have to understand their corrupted divine nature, find the twisted logic in their madness. It’s like trying to debug the universe’s worst software update! There’s talk of ancient rites, weaponizing divine essence, and even calling upon other, hopefully non-zombified, gods for help! Can you imagine the celestial customer service call for that?! Adrian: The climax is pure pandemonium! Think desperate gambles, makeshift weapons fueled by cosmic weirdness, and Zara pulling off stunts that would make action movie stars blush! They manage to exploit a chaotic vulnerability, a ripple in the dead god's warped reality, using everything from a massive copper chime to an ancient bronze spear and some seriously jury-rigged explosives. It's a Rube Goldberg machine of divine destruction! Julia: And the ending? Not a triumphant victory, folks. More like a desperate shove back into the abyss from whence these horrors crawled. They don't kill a god; they unmake it! But the world is shattered, reality is bleeding, and they realize this is just the beginning. The remaining sane gods are screaming cosmic despair into Elias’s mind, and our trio is now a shadow operation, a last-ditch resistance against the unmaking of everything! Adrian: So, what did we learn tonight, zombie fanatics? Sometimes, the apocalypse isn't just about surviving the undead… it’s about surviving the zombified DIVINE! A truly mind-bending scenario that proves, once again, that when it comes to horror, the universe has a seriously twisted sense of humor! Julia: And remember, folks, if you ever see a celestial being plummeting from the heavens, maybe just stay inside and finish that last bag of chips. You'll probably be better off. Adrian: Don't forget to RATE, FOLLOW, and tell your friends about The Drunken Zombies Podcast! You never know when this knowledge might come in handy… especially if the heavens decide to stage their own undead outbreak! Until next time, stay spooky, stay safe, and try not to think too much about god-zombies! Cheers! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit drunkenzombies.substack.com

    17 min
  8. ZOMBIE LIGHTHOUSE NIGHTMARE! She Thought She Was Safe...

    29/03/2025

    ZOMBIE LIGHTHOUSE NIGHTMARE! She Thought She Was Safe...

    (Adrian's voice, energetic and welcoming) Welcome back, fellow zombie fanatics, to THE DRUNKEN ZOMBIES PODCAST! Your daily dose of delicious dread is here, ready to infect your earholes with a brand-new tale of terror! I'm your host, Adrian, and tonight, oh boy, have we got a story that will make you rethink that peaceful seaside vacation! (Compelling and Funny Summary) Tonight's spine-tingler, which we're calling "Zombie Lighthouse Nightmare! She Thought She Was Safe... YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!", throws us right into the deep end of the apocalypse! Our lone survivor, Sarah, gets tossed around by the angry ocean like a soggy ragdoll after the world goes full-on brain-munching bonanza. Just when she thinks she's reached her absolute lowest point – tasting more saltwater than sanity – a beacon of hope, or what she thinks is hope, pierces the inky blackness. It's a lighthouse, standing tall and mysterious on a desolate island. Foolishly, bless her cotton socks, Sarah decides this isolated tower might be her ticket out of zombie chowder-ville. Battling treacherous waves with nothing but a salvaged headlamp and a healthy dose of "this can't get any worse", she makes it to the rocky islet and busts her way into the seemingly abandoned lighthouse. Ah, the sweet silence of potential safety! Preserved food, a cozy cot – it's like a zombie apocalypse Airbnb! But hold your horses, because just when Sarah's about to kick back and enjoy her undead-free snack, she hears it... a scratching... a shuffling... coming from upstairs! Turns out, the lighthouse wasn't deserted after all! And the resident wasn't exactly the welcoming committee. Let's just say it had glowing eyes and an unhealthy appetite for anything with a pulse. This wasn't the salvation Sarah was looking for; it was more like a complimentary stay at the zombie bed-and-definitely-don't-ask-for-breakfast! But our Sarah is no damsel in distress! Soon, she teams up with a quirky teen named Ben, who can turn scrap metal into zombie-zapping gadgets, a brooding bloke named James haunted by his past, and a pragmatic doctor named Maya. This unlikely Scooby Gang finds out their lighthouse isn't just a refuge; its light is attracting hordes of the undead! And here's the real kicker – they discover another light signal on the mainland, not guiding, but COMMANDING the zombies! Talk about a strategic undead uprising! Things go from bad to utterly bonkers as Ben starts fiddling with the lighthouse's frequencies, accidentally turning it into a zombie disco light show! But hey, maybe that's the key! They decide to weaponize their beacon, turning it from a welcome sign into a "get off my lawn, you brain-hungry fiends!" laser light extravaganza. They even dare to venture onto the infested mainland to take down the zombie command center! What follows is a desperate fight for survival, a battle of wits against the surprisingly coordinated undead, and a terrifying realization that their own actions might have just made things way, WAY worse. Ben's tinkering reaches a whole new level of mad science as they infiltrate the enemy's signal tower. In a shocking twist, they manage to turn the tables, not just disrupting the zombie signals, but seemingly controlling the horde! Victory? Maybe. But it feels unsettling, like they've unleashed a whole new level of zombie nightmare. Back at their lighthouse turned fortress, they know this isn't over. They've crossed a line, using the enemy's tactics against them. Ben’s gone a bit quiet, a bit too focused on his zombie-wrangling technology. And as they stare out at the bleak horizon, Sarah can't shake the feeling that they're not just surviving anymore... they're becoming something else entirely. (Adrian's voice, slightly more serious) So, there you have it! A lighthouse that's more than meets the eye, a group of survivors pushed to their limits, and a whole lot of undead mayhem! What will become of Sarah and her crew? Have they truly found a way to fight back, or have they just become the very monsters they're trying to survive? Tune in next time for more brain-tickling terror, right here on THE DRUNKEN ZOMBIES PODCAST! And don't forget to rate and follow – you never know when that little notification might just save you from a surprise zombie attack! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit drunkenzombies.substack.com

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Brains... BOOZE... And ZOMBIES?! 🍻🧟🧠 This Ain't Your Average Podcast! Get ready to crack open a cold one and dive headfirst into the world of the undead! The Drunken Zombies Podcast is your daily dose of zombie mayhem, hilarious banter, and thought-provoking discussions - all fuelled by your favourite adult beverages. Think "Walking Dead" meets "But it was Aliens", with a dash of "Mythbusters" thrown in for good measure! Every day, the hosts dissect the latest zombie news, movies, books, and video games, serving up a potent cocktail of insightful analysis and side-splitting commentary. They'll tackle the tough questions, like: Could YOU survive a zombie apocalypse? What's the best weapon to take down a walker? And most importantly, what's the perfect beer to pair with a zombie brain? Whether you're a die-hard zombie fan or just looking for a fun and irreverent podcast to liven up your commute, the Drunken Zombies Podcast is the cure for what ails ya! Subscribe now and join the zombie party! It's gonna be a bloody good time! #DrunkenZombies #ZombiePodcast #HorrorPodcast #Zombies #BrainsAndBooze #UndeadTalk #HorrorMovies #ZombieApocalypse #SurviveTheHorde #WalkingDead #HorrorFans #PodcastLife #ScaryStories #ZombieSurvival #HorrorCommunity #DrinksAndZombies #ScaryMovies #HorrorTalk #CreepyPodcast #BeerAndZombies #SpookyVibes #ZombieCulture #UndeadDiscussions #PodcastAddict #HalloweenVibes #GoryGoodness #HorrorGaming #ScaryGoodTime #PodcastRecommendations #BoozeAndBrains #MythbustersMeetsHorror #ZombieLore #ThrillerPodcast #HorrorLover #CreepyVibes #UndeadComedy #ComedyPodcast #ZombieHorror #TheWalkingDead #Zombieland #ShaunOfTheDead #HorrorNerd #SpookySeason #ZombieSlayers #SpookyPodcast #DystopianHorror #EndOfTheWorld #SurvivalHorror #PodcastJunkie #BoozyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #PopCulturePodcast #BeerLovers #ApocalypseNow #UndeadArmy #DrinkAndLaugh #DarkComedyPodcast #FrightNight #CultHorror #GraveyardShift #UndeadBanter #TalesOfTerror #UndeadLaughs #CultClassics #MidnightMovie #SpookyFun #ParanormalPodcast #ZombieOutbreak #BingeWorthyPodcast #DarkHumor #PodcastForHorrorFans #FrightFest #TerrorTales #HalloweenPodcast #ScaryPodcast #SurvivalTips #UndeadFanatics #DoomsdayPreppers #PostApocalypse #EndOfDays #ApocalypticMovies #BizarreAndCreepy #ScaryGood #ComedyHorror #MacabreHumor #DrunkAndFunny #HauntedHilarity #UndeadAndUnfiltered #HorrorReview #CultMoviePodcast #BeerTalk #BingePodcast #PodcastingLife #BizarrePodcast #DrunkHumor #BestHorrorPodcast #ApocalypseNowPodcast #SpookyHorror #WeirdAndWild #ZombieNation #MovieReviewPodcast #DrinkUp #WeirdAndScary #HorrorFandom #MacabrePodcast #ScaryMovieFans #PodcastWithBeer #UndeadUniverse #FrighteninglyFunny #BoozeAndBrainsPodcast #FearFactor #CreepyAndComedy #WeirdPodcast #TerrifyinglyFun #MonsterMovieMayhem #ThrillAndChill #BeerAndFear #ZombieFlicks #BestZombieMovies #GhostsAndGhouls #GutsAndGlory #EndTimes #DrinkingGames #CinematicHorror #DystopianPodcast #OutbreakPodcast #LaughAndScream #ZombieNerds #ApocalypseReady #BoozeTalk #GoreAndGags #SurvivalistPodcast #ZombieFreaks #CinematicTerror #GhastlyLaughs #IntoxicatedTalk #PostApocalypticPodcast #CreepyLaughs #BloodAndBeer #SpookyDrunk #HorrorBuffs #ZombieFest #TalesOfTheUndead #Zombocalypse #HorrificHumor #PintsAndPodcasting #TwistedTalk #PodcastForSurvivors #FrightfullyFunny #MacabreMagic #UndeadLaughFest #GhoulTalk #ScaryAndSilly #ChillsAndThrills #DreadfulDrinks #HorrorAndBooze #FleshEatersUnite #ZombieGeek #LaughTillYouScream #NightmareFuel #MovieBuffPodcast #ThrillsAndKills #HorrorHangover #TerrorAndTipsy #GoryGiggles #UndeadThrills #BoozyHorror #HauntinglyFunny #BeerAndHorror #FrighteningFlicks #LaughOrDie #ZombieBanter #BloodcurdlingLaughs #SpookyLaughs #TerrorTalesPodcast #CultHorrorPodcast #GoryLaughs #FearAndBeer #MacabreMirth #ScaryStoriesPodcast #DoomsdayLaughs #DeadAndDrunk #TwistedPodcast #ThrillerAndBooze #ScareAndSip #CinematicGore #FearFest #ApocalypseChat #ZombieHeads #LaughsAndLager

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  • Channel
    FLASH FICTION
  • Creator
    ADDICTIVE ZOMBIE ADVENTURES
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    73
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © FLASH FICTION PODCASTS
  • Show Website
    DRUNKEN ZOMBIES

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