Very Important Links! Support the show on Patreon! - Other ways to support the show! - Join our Discord! - Buy some merch! We start with Patrick Stewart memories, then immediately squander any remaining dignity on Britain’s porn restrictions and the perils of flying too close to the stepson. That brings us to the allegations surrounding Jensen Huang, a suspected Chinese intelligence asset, and a honeypot story practically engineered to destroy our ability to behave like adults. Apparently, all that processing power still can’t run good judgment. We also dig into Anthropic’s proposed IPO payday, the government’s “superintelligence” enforcement ambitions, and the growing fight over AI regulation and data centers. The founders get rich, the neighbors get a substation, and everybody else gets another fucking chatbot. Elsewhere, we visit Predictors Anonymous, enjoy some Cybertruck schadenfreude, and examine the Trump crypto circus before the FAA’s floppy disks remind us that our childhood storage media have enjoyed better job security than most Americans. Brian fixes his Apple TV problems by figuring out which Apple TV he actually owns, while Jason questions Apple’s AI upsells and conducts an expensive experiment involving gravity and a hard drive. Backblaze saves the data, eventually—apparently gigabit internet comes with an eight-day intermission. Meanwhile, LinkedIn’s frequent-viewer experiment threatens to turn professional networking into “I Know What You Clicked Last Summer.” On the entertainment front, we tackle wizard baking, The Rings of Power, Jason’s surprisingly enthusiastic verdict on The Odyssey, and new music from Ministry and the Church. Dave joins us to examine Disney’s proposed cure for spending your entire vacation staring at an app: more app. We also discuss Disney and Adobe’s AI partnership, Jason’s growing attachment to his assistant Molly, and what happens when AI eliminates the entry-level jobs where people learn how to do the senior-level jobs. Then it’s ham-radio website borrowing, ancient computer games, and Ferris Bueller nostalgia, because some of us remember when buying software was the end of the transaction. Sponsors: CleanMyMac - clnmy.com/GrumpyOldGeeks - Use code OLDGEEKS for 20% off. DeleteMe - Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to JoinDeleteMe.com/GOG and use promo code GOG at checkout. Private Internet Access - Go to GOG.Show/vpn and sign up today. For a limited time only, you can get OUR favorite VPN for as little as $2.03 a month. LeafFilter - Schedule your free inspection today at leaffilter.com/GOG for a quote that’s good for one full year. And right now, you can get up to 35% off leaffilter.com/GOG Show notes at https://gog.show/771 Watch on YouTube at https://youtu.be/NDCi-sbDksc SHOW NOTES In the UK, Face Sitting Porn Might Land You in Jail NVIDIA is investigating reports that CEO Jensen Huang was the target of Chinese spy efforts Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's affair with alleged Chinese spy: a timeline All 7 Anthropic founders will each cash out about $250M in IPO DOJ just launched something called the Super Intelligence Task Force OpenAI, Anthropic face new oversight as New York’s AI safety law takes effect New Australian AI safety and security protections UK has no plans to slow down AI data center construction Democrats Preparing Crackdown on Prediction Markets Tesla is 'winding down' Cybertruck production at its Texas Gigafactory How to Talk to Your Child About the Cybertruck’s Demise A Brief History of the Cybertruck Exploding, Sinking, and Sucking Uber Wants to Help You Park the Car It Once Promised You Wouldn’t Need There Are Too Many Crypto Hacks Happening. It’s Impossible to Keep Up. Trump Coins Hit All-Time Lows as Elizabeth Warren Targets Trump Family’s Crypto Empire The FAA is finally phasing out floppy disks from air traffic control Apple launches $50 ‘intelligence usage packs’ for select AI features End of an era: Apple Support Community forums will permanently close on November 20 Backblaze LinkedIn Is Testing a Feature That Lets You See Your Profile Stalkers Harry Potter: Wizards of Baking Season 3 The Lord of the Rings: the Rings of Power S3 ‘The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power’ Delivers Its Most Propulsive Season Yet Other Worlds: A Stranger Things Adventure Is Coming Salon, internet’s oldest general interest publication, shuts down after 31 years DC in Flux: What Happens to James Gunn’s Batman, Superman and Other Heroes After Shocking Exit? Ministry - Hate to Go - Take Out or Delivery The Church - Lacuna The Law of the Sublime by Robert Greene Dave Bittner The CyberWire Hacking Humans Caveat Only Malware in the Building ‘Get you out of your device and back to your vacation’ — Disney’s new AI experiment could change how you explore Disneyland, whether you’re using an iPhone, Ray-Ban Metas, or AirPods Disney Releasing New Imagineering App to Help ‘Break Spell’ of Guests Glued to Phones in Parks Agent P's World Showcase Adventure at Epcot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnxaMnF97is Disney, Adobe Launch Strategic Partnership to Advance AI-Powered Storytelling A really good Ham Radio club website, and a moral dilemma. Another classic Mac app ported to the browser. Swashbuckler for the Apple II New Ferris Bueller nostalgia ad and the original... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.