The Cooligans

The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

  1. 2 hr ago

    Pochettino Changed American Soccer Forever, Portugal Under Pressure & England's Attack

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros kick off the show with six spicy World Cup takes, headlined by the belief that Mauricio Pochettino has permanently changed soccer in America. The guys discuss how the USMNT's success and Pochettino's mentality have altered expectations around the national team and share several other bold predictions and overreactions from an unforgettable tournament so far. Next, The Cooligans turn their attention to Portugal, who desperately need a result against Uzbekistan to keep their World Cup dreams on track. Christian and Alexis debate which player will be most important for Roberto Martínez's side, with Alexis backing Gonçalo Ramos while Christian believes Cristiano Ronaldo remains Portugal's biggest difference-maker. The guys also examine England's attack following their victory over Croatia and ask whether the Three Lions possess the most dangerous frontline in the tournament. To wrap up the show, the guys preview another massive day of World Cup action. Can Lionel Messi and Argentina continue their march against Austria? Will France keep rolling against Iraq? And can Erling Haaland and Norway overcome AFCON champions Senegal in one of the most intriguing matchups of the tournament? Christian and Alexis break down all the biggest storylines heading into Matchday action.   Timestamps: (2:00) — 6 Spicy World Cup Takes (25:00) - Can Portugal get win against Uzbekistan (33:30) - Do England have the best attack in World Cup? (45:30) - Matchday Preview Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    54 min
  2. 17 hr ago

    Why Not US? Can Pochettino's USMNT Win It All, Curaçao's Miracle & Dutch Dominance

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Mauricio Pochettino's challenge to American fans: "Why not us?" With the USMNT already through to the knockout rounds, the guys debate whether the United States can actually win the World Cup and break down what would need to happen for Pochettino's side to make a truly historic run. Has the mentality around American soccer changed forever, or are expectations getting out of control? Next, The Cooligans celebrate one of the stories of the tournament as Curaçao battle to a stunning draw thanks to Eloy Room's unbelievable 15-save performance—the most ever recorded in a 90-minute World Cup match. With Ivory Coast still left to play, Christian and Alexis ask whether the Caribbean nation can complete one of the greatest Cinderella stories in World Cup history and reach the knockout rounds against all odds. To wrap up the show, the guys react to the Netherlands' emphatic 5-1 dismantling of Sweden and debate whether the Dutch have overtaken the rest of the field as World Cup favorites. They also discuss Spain's comfortable win over Saudi Arabia, Germany's dramatic late winner against Ivory Coast, Miguel Almirón's controversial red card and Uruguay's battle with Cape Verde as the group stage drama continues to intensify. Timestamps: (1:30) — Why not us? Can USA win the World Cup? (20:00) - Curacao grab stunning draw: can they make knockout rounds? (29:30) - Netherlands new World Cup favorites? (36:00) - Reacting to other big weekend matches Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    49 min
  3. 2 days ago

    USMNT Clinch Knockout Spot, Taylor Twellman Says Quarterfinals or Bust & Turkiye Awaits

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react live to the USMNT's 2-0 victory over Australia that officially sends the Americans to the knockout rounds of the 2026 FIFA World Cup. CBS Sports analyst Taylor Twellman joins the show to break down the performance and explain why expectations have now changed for Mauricio Pochettino's side. Taylor shares why he believes it's "quarterfinals or bust" for the USMNT, rates Pochettino's tournament so far and discusses whether the defense remains the team's biggest concern despite dominating Group D. Next, the guys reveal their Player of the Match selections and explain why Alex Freeman earned the honors after another outstanding display. Christian and Alexis also react to your tweets and comments before diving into Matt Freese's performance and discussing whether the goalkeeper is beginning to establish himself as one of the breakout stories of the tournament. To wrap up the show, The Cooligans examine the Group D standings and look ahead to the final group stage match against Türkiye. With the knockout rounds already secured, the guys debate what Mauricio Pochettino should prioritize and whether this USMNT squad is capable of turning a successful group stage into a truly historic World Cup run.   Timestamps: (0:00) — Reaction to USMNT’s 2-0 win over Australia (9:30) - Taylor Twellman joins The Cooligans (27:30) - Player of the Game: Alex Freeman (33:30) - Group D Standings breakdown (42:00) - Lookahead to final group stage game vs. Türkiye Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    48 min
  4. 3 days ago

    USMNT vs Australia with Jimmy Conrad, Canada's Big Win & World Cup Weekend Preview

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros are joined by former USMNT defender Jimmy Conrad to preview the United States' crucial World Cup clash with Australia. The crew breaks down the keys to the match, debates whether Christian Pulisic should risk playing with his calf injury and discusses who could step in if the captain is unavailable. They also analyze what tactical approach Australia is likely to take against Mauricio Pochettino's side and what the Americans must do to secure another three points. Next, The Cooligans recap a dramatic day for CONCACAF nations. Canada routed Qatar 6-0 to put themselves in position for a deep tournament run, but celebrations were muted after the horrific injury suffered by Ismaël Koné. Meanwhile, Mexico grinded out a 1-0 victory over South Korea, but Christian and Alexis explain why El Tri still have plenty of work to do despite sitting in a favorable position. To wrap up the show, the guys preview a massive weekend of World Cup action. Can Sweden continue their impressive run against the Netherlands? Will Germany avoid an upset against Ivory Coast? Can Spain bounce back against Saudi Arabia? And after stunning the world with a draw against Spain, can Cape Verde pull off another miracle against Uruguay? The Cooligans break down all the biggest storylines heading into another exciting weekend at the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Timestamps: (0:00) — USMNT vs Australia breakdown with Jimmy Conrad (22:45) - Canada thump Qatar (29:30) - Mexico prevail against South Korea (40:15) - World Cup weekend preview Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    53 min
  5. 4 days ago

    USMNT vs Australia Preview, Mark Howard Reacts to England & Canada Faces Must-Win vs Qatar

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros preview the United States' crucial World Cup showdown with Australia and reveal their ideal starting XI for Mauricio Pochettino's side. The guys discuss which USMNT players need to raise their level, highlight the Australian stars capable of causing problems, and give their predictions for one of the biggest matches of the group stage as the Americans look to continue their strong start. Then, former Wrexham goalkeeper Mark Howard joins The Cooligans to react to England's entertaining 4-2 win, the controversy surrounding Dominik Livaković's penalty save, and Vozinha's heroic performance against Spain. Mark also shares which goalkeepers have stood out to him at the World Cup and explains what separates the elite shot-stoppers from the rest during a tournament of this magnitude. To wrap up the show, Christian and Alexis preview Canada's must-win match against Qatar and explain why the pressure is mounting for the Canadians. They also look ahead to the rest of Group C, including a struggling Brazil side searching for answers against Haiti, and discuss whether the five-time champions are in danger of becoming the tournament's biggest disappointment. Timestamps: (0:00) — Full USMNT vs Australia preview and predictions (23:10) - Mark Howard joins the Cooligans Daily Live (36:00) - Canada vs. Qatar full preview (40:30) - Group C preview: Brazil vs. Haiti & Scotland vs. Morocco Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    54 min
  6. 5 days ago

    Messi's Hat Trick, Pulisic Injury Drama, World Cup Bets & Mexico-South Korea Preview

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Lionel Messi's historic hat trick in Argentina's 3-0 victory and discuss what it means for his final World Cup. With Messi now tied for the most World Cup goals ever, the guys debate who had the best opening performance of the tournament: Messi, Kylian Mbappé or Erling Haaland. They also discuss Christian Pulisic's calf injury and whether Mauricio Pochettino should protect his captain against Australia or trust him to lead the United States once again. Next, The Cooligans welcome Ben Fawkes for another World Cup betting segment. The crew breaks down the over/under for USA-Australia, debates whether Folarin Balogun is the safest goal scorer bet, and examines England's attacking options against Croatia. They also look at Mexico vs South Korea and ask whether tempers could boil over after the chaos of Mexico's opening match, while discussing Ismail Saibari's chances of scoring again for Morocco against Scotland. To wrap up the show, Christian and Alexis preview another packed day at the World Cup. Can Mexico take control of Group A against South Korea? Will Colombia avoid an upset against Uzbekistan? Can Ghana get a result against Panama? And with England set to face Croatia in one of the marquee games of the group stage, the guys discuss what the Three Lions need to do to prove that football really might be coming home. Timestamps: (0:00) — Messi makes history with World Cup hat trick (9:00) - Who had the best night: Mbappe, Haaland or Messi? (11:30) - Should Pochettino start or rest Pulisic against Australia? (24:30) - World Cup betting preview with Ben Fawkes (39:45) - Mexico vs South Korea preview (45:45) - Matchday preview Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    52 min
  7. 5 days ago

    France Dominate Senegal, Mbappé Scores Twice & Are Les Bleus the Team to Beat at the World Cup?

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react live to France's commanding 3-1 victory over AFCON giants Senegal at the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Kylian Mbappé stole the headlines with a brilliant brace, but the guys break down the six biggest takeaways from an entertaining clash between two of the tournament's most talented teams. What did France prove? And what positives can Senegal take despite the defeat? Next, Christian and Alexis reveal their Player of the Match selections—and for once, they don't agree. One host believes Mbappé's two-goal performance deserves the honor, while the other argues that Michael Olise's creativity and influence made him the most important player on the pitch. The guys also hand out their stock up and stock down awards, identifying which players and trends should have fans excited—or concerned—moving forward. To wrap up the show, The Cooligans look ahead to the next matches for both France and Senegal and ask the biggest question coming out of Matchday 1: have Les Bleus officially become the favorites to win the 2026 FIFA World Cup? With Mbappé firing and the squad loaded with talent, Christian and Alexis debate whether anyone can stop France from lifting another trophy. Timestamps: (0:00) — France vs Senegal game reaction (6:30) - Biggest takeaways from France’s big win (17:00) - Player of the Game selections (22:00) - Stock up/Stock down (30:30) - Schedule lookahead for both teams (39:30) - France now the outright WC favorites? Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    45 min
  8. 6 days ago

    Spain Stunned by Cape Verde, Messi's GOAT Case, Ronaldo Debate & England World Cup Preview

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to one of the biggest shocks of the World Cup so far as Cape Verde earn a stunning draw against Spain. Are Spain already in trouble, or is this just an early bump in the road? The guys also discuss whether Cape Verde can ride the momentum all the way to the knockout rounds before turning their attention to Lionel Messi. With what is likely his final World Cup underway, can Messi put the GOAT debate to rest forever by winning a second World Cup, or do Pelé and Maradona still have a claim to soccer immortality? Next, The Cooligans break down Tunisia's decision to appoint World Cup specialist Hervé Renard as head coach for the remainder of the tournament. Can Renard work his magic once again and guide Tunisia to an unlikely place in the knockout stages? Christian and Alexis also debate Cristiano Ronaldo's role with Portugal and ask whether the legendary forward is still one of the team's biggest weapons—or whether his presence has become more of a problem than a solution. To wrap up the show, the guys are joined by England presenter Michael Timbs to preview the Three Lions' World Cup campaign. Which players will be key to England's success? Can this generation finally deliver on decades of expectation? And after all these years, is football finally coming home? Timestamps: (1:00) — Cape Verde shock Spain (7:45) - Can Messi cement GOAT status with 2nd World Cup win? (18:15) - Tunisia hire Herve Renard for rest of World Cup run (22:00) - Cristiano Ronaldo: Attacking weapon or roster headache? (32:30) - England World Cup preview with Michael Timbs Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    52 min

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The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

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