Aspirational Hazards

Maddy Mulderry and Hannah Carpenter
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  1. 5 JAN

    Happy Thanksgiving

    In a BONUS, technically unfinished, over-a-month-late Thanksgiving episode, the girls discuss how they spent the holiday, Hannah introduces a new segment entitled "What Should We Do With All That?," and Maddy watches the fall of the robotic influencer.

    50 min

  2. 24/11/2025

    Not in My World

    The girls discuss things they are vehemently rejecting, such as haunted houses, not having sex for 30 days, rent increases and the return of ED culture.

    1hr 12min
  3. FMK: Our Vices

    22/08/2025

    FMK: Our Vices

    The girls discuss which two of their vices mean the most to them, Maddy questions a new celeb relationship (PR!), and Hannah explains that politicians are fleeing so maybe it doesn't really matter if Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson are actually in love.

    56 min
  4. Live from The Garage

    28/07/2025

    Live from The Garage

    The girls reunite for their first episode in the new podcast studio (garage)! Maddy reveals the only news she saw while traveling (affair at a Coldplay concert), and Hannah explains the potential ban on fast fashion hauls (does ZARA count?).

    1hr 2min
  5. Goodbye Elon, Hello Addison

    16/06/2025

    Goodbye Elon, Hello Addison

    The girls realize they have different standards for what they would do to earn 40k, Hannah is not surprised that Elon got kicked out of the friend group, and no one is surprised that Maddy is excited to listen to Addison Rae's new album.

    55 min
  6. The Complexities of Child Rearing

    09/06/2025

    The Complexities of Child Rearing

    The girls figure out in real time that raising a child is a complex and beautiful thing, Maddy stops talking about Labubus for one second in order to talk about reality TV, and Hannah stops talking about Labubus for one second to talk about the moratorium on student visas in the US.

    1hr 25min
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About

Blondes very funny huge boobs sometimes a third

Information

  • Creator
    Maddy Mulderry and Hannah Carpenter
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    20
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Maddy Mulderry and Hannah Carpenter
  • Show Website
    Aspirational Hazards

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