I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
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Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic duo engages in heated debate, dissecting the juiciest topics, all with a level of sass that would make even a Jigglypuff blush. Brace yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, sass, and the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver – proving that sometimes, the best relationships are built on a foundation of love and relentless roasting.

  1. 12 FEB

    107. Superbowl & The Olympics

    On todays chit chat we talki about bad bunnys amazing halftime show. Then we chat about the olympics opening ceremony and who sings the national anthem the best. Enjoy! Head to https://Greenchef.com/50inly and use code 50inly to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months with free shipping. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1981905733400?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    33 min

  2. 06/11/2025

    96. Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

    We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was. Visit https://plannedparenthood.org/defend Ready to say yes to saying no? Make the switch at https://mintmobile.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Halloween #Kennywood #RollerCoaster 00:00 We talk to a real scientist today 05:31 Do people have basic science knowledge? 09:49 We can’t believe you’re here 10:45 What’s up with Pluto? 13:33 Why Pluto isn’t a planet 25:12 Neil drops a funny joke 35:50 Nick is a Pluto believer 38:26 New comet we saw? 42:53 Pluto has a tail? 49:08 Nick wants to know about black holes 54:32 What happens if you fall into a black hole? 59:59 Nick’s last questions 01:04:03 Is the sun going to die? 01:10:20 Nick not understanding clouds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 23m

  3. 28/10/2025

    87. Lil Nas X, NFL Cheerleaders & Crumbl

    We ran through some hot topics this week: male NFL cheerleaders, the Crumbl CEO being outed, Lil Nas X drama, an American woman getting pickpocketed abroad, and of course… Snoop Dogg. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #HotTopics #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #LilNasX #SnoopDogg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    25 min

  4. 28/10/2025

    89. Trying To Survive

    We put ourselves in some of the wildest, most impossible scenarios to see how we’d actually survive. From skydiving hostages to oil rigs, penguin duty, cults, and accidentally sending spicy texts to our moms… nothing is off-limits. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #TryingToSurvive #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ImpossibleScenarios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    30 min

  5. 11/09/2025

    88. Giving Viewers Terrible Advice

    This week we’re handing out advice to our listeners. From life questions to messy situations, we tried our best… but don’t say we didn’t warn you. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale! https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎟️ Come see Nick's live monthly show in Brooklyn September 17th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1564770042319?aff=ebdssbdestsearch 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #AdvicePodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith 00:00 Intro 00:36 How Do I Find Love 01:52 How Do I Deal With Crazy Italian Mother-In-Law 03:14 My Friends Keep Cancelling Because They Are Hungover 04:07 I Love To Be Around Other People But They Piss Me Off 06:23 I Always Date Hot Jerks 07:12 How Do I Get My Mother-In-Law To Stop Posting Unflattering Photos Of Me 08:13 I'm Not Gonna See The Wicked Movie 09:38 My BF Wants A Cat, I Don’t 10:28 Exploring My Sexuality 12:02 How To Get People To Stop Talking About AI 13:58 Stressing About College 14:48 Eating Kiwi With Skin On? 15:38 How To Tell Someone They Are Not Good At Their Job 20:42 My Crush Is Outdoorsy And I Am Not 21:38 How Can I Stop Being Such A Sexy Ass Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    24 min

  6. 28/08/2025

    86. What Would We Do If… EVERYTHING Went Wrong?

    We put ourselves in some wild hypothetical situations to see what we’d actually do. Zombie apocalypse? Cast on Naked & Afraid? Stuck in an elevator? From vicious geese to medieval times, nothing is off-limits. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #HypotheticalScenarios #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ZombieApocalypse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    26 min

  7. 21/08/2025

    85. Mythical Creatures

    We sat down to talk about mythical creatures and whether or not we actually believe in them. Bigfoot, mermaids, Nessy… some are convincing, others not so much. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #MythicalCreatures #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Nessy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    23 min

  8. 14/08/2025

    84. Which Cartoon Characters Can Say F**

    We went through a list of beloved cartoon characters to decide which ones have truly earned the right to say f**. From innocent icons to animated chaos agents, some choices might ruin your childhood in the best way possible. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content & Uncensored : ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    23 min
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Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic duo engages in heated debate, dissecting the juiciest topics, all with a level of sass that would make even a Jigglypuff blush. Brace yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, sass, and the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver – proving that sometimes, the best relationships are built on a foundation of love and relentless roasting.

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  • Creator
    Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    111
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
  • Show Website
    I Never Liked You

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