Braised Bits

Braised Bits

Jesse Eigner and Lance Pauker are two comedy chefs in New York City. On stage, they constantly cook up piping hot bits that might burn your mouth if you're not careful. But in your earbuds, the bits are braised, slow cooked to precision and carefully considered. Braised Bits is an hour of observational humor, good humor ice cream bars, and even some Humor Esiason mixed in. We're talking food, we're talking sports, we're talking awkward situations and the never-ending tide of technological determinism. We're even talking about practice. Come for the fun, stay for the umami.

  1. #93 Brussel Crowe

    10/09/2021

    #93 Brussel Crowe

    Support the podkitchen on patreon at patreon.com/braisedbits Check out the new discord community!! Link in the Braised Bits ig bio. 00:00-00:30- Lance reads an ad for Ben Franklin Next of Kin. 00:30- 00:30- The chefs submerge Ibaka into the podkitchen as Jesse asks Lance how the hell or highwater he is. 01:45-03:07- Jesse and Lance debate whether or not it is important to have a Lance arm strong face. 3:13- 4:26- Lance delivers the goods with a Michael Good reference. 4:55- 7:58- Lance shouts out Zachary Shnackery for adding nice color commentary to the chefs Paul Blart Mall discussion. 7:58- 9:22- Jesse defends his Shannon sharper image position. 9:22-11:40- Lance proves Jesses point pleasant with a panic at the discord picture of over flowing gerrit cole slaw. 11:40-17:00- Lances highlight had him being a family guy as he made his families chopped liver recipe wee herman and also went on a hike Lee. 17:00- 21:03- Jesses highlight had him also being a family guy fieri while he enjoyed a weekend filled with salmon and Alec Baldwin. 21:03- 57:37- The chefs Joe list their top nine side dishes. 57:37- 1:02:27- Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs favorite side dish networks. 1:02:27- 1:09:19 - Lances QAB had him taking carey mulligan of his table mate at a wedding. 1:09:19-1:14:00 - Jesses QAB had him getting called the Dave Matthews Band of comedy at his local Bart Starrbucks. 1:14:00- 1:15:19 - The chefs bring in the closer and Lance promotes his upcoming live stand up recording on 9/26. Jesse promotes his Giggles N’ Cream show on 9/30.

    1h 15m
  2. #90 Carlos Peruser

    20/08/2021

    #90 Carlos Peruser

    Subscribe to the Braised Bits Patreon! patreon.com/braisedbits Check out the new discord! Link in bio @braisedbits instagram 00:00-00:30- Jesse reads an ad for West Wings Buffalo Wings. 00:30- 00:55 - The chefs dip into episode ninety the right way with a David Wright angle. 00:55- 1:30 - Lance chers that he is wearing Kates hat and Jay Feels like he can yell at people for standing too close to the Erik Flowers. 2:30-4:45 - The chefs debate whether an outdoor shower is a scam Newton. 4:45- 6:00 - Lance shouts out the newly formed discord and specifically Michael Kay for post maloning a delicious salmon dish. 6:00- 10:00 - Jesse discusses what he thinky and the brains about the Shnackerys cavatelle and detleff shrimp dish network. 10:00-13:01 - Lance chers meal prep regarding Zachary Shnackarys discord post about the Kitchen Farts and Letters 13:01-15:02 - Jesses highlight had him taking a dip in the Frank Ocean. 15:02-19:21 - Lances highlight had him enjoy beharing his thyme in Newport, Rhode Island. 19:21- 22:15 - Lance reveal parms that he needs to purchase new blue suede shoes for a fancy reagan dinner. 22:15- 1:03:20 - The chefs Joe List their top nine Nickelodeon characters. 1:03:20-1:07:10 - Phil Jackson and Kate predict the chefs top nine lists. 1:07:10- 1:10:50 - Lances QAB has him showing appreciation for a crazy derrick car driving on a sidewalk to avoid traffic. 1:10:50-1:16:19 - Jesses QAB has him having to deal or no deal with a hackey bartender recycling bits. 1:16:19-1:18:0 - The chefs bring in the closer and promote the pod.

    1h 13m

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Jesse Eigner and Lance Pauker are two comedy chefs in New York City. On stage, they constantly cook up piping hot bits that might burn your mouth if you're not careful. But in your earbuds, the bits are braised, slow cooked to precision and carefully considered. Braised Bits is an hour of observational humor, good humor ice cream bars, and even some Humor Esiason mixed in. We're talking food, we're talking sports, we're talking awkward situations and the never-ending tide of technological determinism. We're even talking about practice. Come for the fun, stay for the umami.