No Contact

Hay Beacon

Nonbinary comedian, Hay Beacon, ran away from home at 15 and never looked back. Now they host, No Contact, a weekly podcast featuring guests from comedy, music & queer nightlife (plus the occasional straighty) to share their own stories about the people they don't talk to: family, friends, ex's, coworkers, stalkers - it's giving humor and heart if you can believe that! Submit your own No Contact story anonymously to be read on the pod at nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com

Episodes

  1. E5: "I Fought A Man with No Eye" w/ Carly Ballerini

    1 DAY AGO

    E5: "I Fought A Man with No Eye" w/ Carly Ballerini

    Carly Ballerini (Cards Against Humanity) talks about how being left at a train station, losing all her hair, and fighting her mom’s boyfriends made doing stand up comedy jokes not that scary. We relate on thirsty aunts that won’t stop involving you in family tea, and notable bisexuals with alopecia. We have so much in common it kind of just felt like we went to an island together where we knew the other person would get it so we could say anything, like we basically got drunk together on connection and understanding if you can imagine that!!! Follow Carly at: https://www.instagram.com/carly_ballerini?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== For bonus content & ad-free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!!https://www.patreon.com/NoContact?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan Otherwise ad-RIDDEN episodes on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@nocontactpod?si=cI7HV5jSBC1cK9n2 Send n your story of going no contact (or trying to!) at: nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com

    1hr 10min
  2. E4: "Born to Suffer, Born to Serve" w/ Quincy Yeoman

    31 MAR

    E4: "Born to Suffer, Born to Serve" w/ Quincy Yeoman

    We talk about Quincy’s transcontinental adoption story, their Micronesian background, working out Hay’s mommy issues through a televised debate with Ellen DeGeneres, how mid men are the most narcissistic, being a subject of discussion in an African-American studies class, our personal renaissance of rage, and kind of end up planning a trip to Vegas somehow. It’s giving kind of serious sentimental conversations actually and maybe you need that!! This was recorded before we watched Heated Rivalry so please don’t worry, it’s been taken care of. Follow Quincy at https://www.instagram.com/quincy.yeoman?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==For bonus content and ad free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!!www.patreon.com/nocontact Send your story of going no contact with someone at nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com and we might read it on the pod okay!

    1hr 20min
  3. E3: "Jack Black Certified" w/ Rivkah Reyes

    24 MAR

    E3: "Jack Black Certified" w/ Rivkah Reyes

    Rivkah Reyes (School of Rock, Buckwild) talks about being a child prodigy musician with Jack Black and beyond, becoming a queer nightlife icon, why queer people like line dancing, a lesbian breakup that was good and a lesbian breakup that was bad, and her sapphic doom core alt pop. This one was recorded mid-Dec to be real, so we talk about being at the same White Elephant party the night before and just let yourself feel a little Xmas spirit about it won’t you!!! Follow Rivkah at https://www.instagram.com/rivkah.reyes?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== For bonus content and ad free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!! www.patreon.com/nocontact Send your story of going no contact with someone at nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com and we might read it on the pod okay!

    1hr 18min
  4. E2: "Hay Gets Interviewed for Once" w/ Hay Beacon (w/ Jordan Thewlis)

    17 MAR

    E2: "Hay Gets Interviewed for Once" w/ Hay Beacon (w/ Jordan Thewlis)

    A fundamental ep some might say… one of Hay’s best friends Jordan Thewlis (Don’t Tell Comedy) interviews Hay about running away at 15 and all the people they’ve gone no contact with - parents, brother, ex’s friends, coworkers and stalkers. That may make Hay sound bad except Jordan has the same problems e.g. meth dads and people who seem to have no idea how to tell the difference between basic kindness and falling in love! I think maybe we’re not weird, they are! This is a great ep to start on if you want to know Hay’s no contact credentials. Follow Jordan at: @jordan.thewlis For bonus content and ad free episodes subscribe to my Patreon - please!!! I don’t have parents!!! Send in your story of going no contact (or trying to!) at: nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com

    1hr 29min
  5. E1: "That's My Public Story" w/ Kylie Vincent

    16 MAR

    E1: "That's My Public Story" w/ Kylie Vincent

    Welcome to No Contact, a podcast where we talk about people we don’t talk to. Thank God for Kylie Vincent (Comedy Central) having as much lore as me. It’s kind of nonstop validation about how we used to stink, our agoraphobic parents, not having a close friends story, and being white biches with disabled dogs in LA. Hay talks about going to a UFO conference and Burning Man as a child, and accidentally getting the same haircut as their mom’s ex-girlfriend, and Kylie apologizes to Mark Zuckerberg for taking her tampon out on IG live. Donate to Kylies' Gofund Me https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-kylie-kick-brain-lesion-ass Follow Kylie at https://www.instagram.com/kylievincenthasrisen?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Send your story of going no contact with someone at nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com and we might read it on the pod okay!

    1hr 42min
  • 5 Episodes

About

Nonbinary comedian, Hay Beacon, ran away from home at 15 and never looked back. Now they host, No Contact, a weekly podcast featuring guests from comedy, music & queer nightlife (plus the occasional straighty) to share their own stories about the people they don't talk to: family, friends, ex's, coworkers, stalkers - it's giving humor and heart if you can believe that! Submit your own No Contact story anonymously to be read on the pod at nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com

Information

  • Creator
    Hay Beacon
  • Years Active
    2k
  • Episodes
    5
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Hay Beacon 2026
  • Show Website
    No Contact

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