118 episodes

An award-winning mockumentary podcast following Premier League club Ashwood City FC.

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An award-winning mockumentary podcast following Premier League club Ashwood City FC.

    Episode 118 - Finale: Part 2

    Episode 118 - Finale: Part 2

    It's the final matchweek of the Premier League season and Ashwood City Chief Executive Patrick Nolan finds himself with a new level of power. The dramatic events of the week before have not been taken lightly by Anaheim Sports Group as Patrick takes to The University of Ashwood to reflect on his recent endeavours.




    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  
    Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
    Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber
    Ramone Dale-Cruickshank as Harvey Simms
    Adam Alexander as Adam Tate
    John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
    Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton




    Additional Voices:
    Joel Emery
    Nalan Burgess


    Episode written by:
    Joel Emery


    Edited by:
    Adam Jarrell


    Directed by:
    Adam Jarrell


    Executive Producer:
    Joel Emery




    With thanks to:
    The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
    www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


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    • 27 min
    Episode 117 - Finale: Part 1

    Episode 117 - Finale: Part 1

    Wembley Stadium plays host to the FA Cup Final between Chelsea and Ashwood City. As kick-off looms, the historic purchase of 30% of the club on behalf of the Ashwood City Supporters' Trust comes to completion. 




    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  
    Rhys Tees as Frank Finnan
    Adam Alexander as Adam Tate
    John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
    Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton


    Additional Voices:
    Joel Emery




    Episode written by:
    Joel Emery


    Edited by:
    Adam Jarrell


    Directed by:
    Adam Jarrell


    Executive Producer:
    Joel Emery




    With thanks to:
    The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
    www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


    Listener discretion is advised.


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    • 24 min
    Episode 116 - Game Over

    Episode 116 - Game Over

    With a new regime being installed at the club and an FA Cup final on the way, acting Chief-Executive Jess Tate continues to assist the transition. 




    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  
    Rhys Tees as Frank Finnan
    Luke Stevenson as Gareth McAskill 
    John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
    Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton


    Additional Voices:
    Joel Emery




    Episode written by:
    Joel Emery


    Edited by:
    Adam Jarrell


    Directed by:
    Adam Jarrell


    Executive Producer:
    Joel Emery




    With thanks to:
    The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
    www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


    Listener discretion is advised.


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    • 29 min
    Episode 115 - The End of an Error

    Episode 115 - The End of an Error

    The hierarchy of Ashwood City is turned on its head as the Supporters Trust gain significant progress due to some help from an old friend. 


    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  
    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate


    Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
    Rhys Tees as Frank Finnan
    Adam Alexander as Adam Tate
    Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr Rachel Webber


    Additional Voices:
    Joel Emery
    Luke Stevenson




    Episode written by:
    Joel Emery


    Edited by:
    Adam Jarrell


    Directed by:
    Adam Jarrell


    Executive Producer:
    Joel Emery




    With thanks to:
    The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
    www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


    Listener discretion is advised.


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    • 24 min
    Episode 114 - The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    Episode 114 - The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    Off the back of a huge FA Cup Semi-Final appearance for Ashwood City; European football is thrown into chaos as The Super League announce their arrival on the world stage.


    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  
    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
    Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison
    John Brannoch as Colin Walsh
    Rhys Tees as Frank Finnan
    Adam Alexander as Adam Tate




    Additional Voices:
    Joel Emery
    Nalan Burgess
    Luke Stevenson


    Episode written by:
    Joel Emery


    Edited by:
    Joel Emery


    Directed by:
    Adam Jarrell


    Executive Producer:
    Joel Emery




    With thanks to:
    The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
    www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


    Listener discretion is advised.


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    • 34 min
    Episode 113 - The Fans Doth Protest Too Much

    Episode 113 - The Fans Doth Protest Too Much

    Wembley Stadium plays host to Leicester City v Ashwood City in the FA Cup Semi-Final. A government approved test event has allocated seats for 4,000 supporters inside the 90,000 seater. 


    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  
    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
    Rhys Tees as Frank Finnan
    Kelly Somers as Herself


    Additional Voices:
    Joel Emery


    Episode written by:
    Joel Emery


    Edited by:
    Adam Jarrell


    Directed by:
    Adam Jarrell


    Executive Producer:
    Joel Emery




    With thanks to:
    The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders
    www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


    Listener discretion is advised.


    The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.
     
    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    • 22 min

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