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A podcast from Offsides News. Bringing you hockey news past the blue line, covering the funniest, saddest, and most pathetic moments in the NHL and beyond. Listen for serious takes on a deeply unserious sport from journalists and comedians Arielle Lalande, Avery Beaumont, and Liz Malcolm.

  1. "Dead from New York" - The New York Rangers, Artemi Panarin, and When Hockey Fails Its Fans

    2月4日

    "Dead from New York" - The New York Rangers, Artemi Panarin, and When Hockey Fails Its Fans

    Welcome back to 5MFY! Tune in to Arielle and Avery unpack this week’s big moves in the Metro Division, including the blockbuster trade of Rangers star Carson Soucy. Finally, we have a frank discussion about how we stay hockey fans when faced with the worst of what the sport can be. For more serious and absurd hockey news, visit offsidenewsco.com and follow us on Twitter, Instagram, or Bluesky @offsidenewsco. If you enjoy what we do and want to go above and beyond to show your support, don’t forget to rate and review the show, support us on Ko-Fi, or shop from our merch store!

    49 分鐘
  2. "Toronto Maple Lindsey Buckingham" - Ullmark Addresses the Rumours, Sherwood and Andersson Kick Off Trade Deadline, and Marner Returns to Toronto

    1月27日

    "Toronto Maple Lindsey Buckingham" - Ullmark Addresses the Rumours, Sherwood and Andersson Kick Off Trade Deadline, and Marner Returns to Toronto

    Welcome back to 5M4Y! Tune in to Arielle and Avery unpack this week’s hockey headlines, the simmering trade market ahead of the Olympic break, Linus Ullmark opening up about his mental health, and Mitch Marner’s return to Toronto with the Vegas Golden Knights. Plus, we wrap up this week’s conversation with our assessment of the recent controversy in the hockey podcast multiverse. Drama! For more serious and absurd hockey news, visit offsidenewsco.com and follow us on Twitter, Instagram, or Bluesky @offsidenewsco. If you enjoy what we do and want to go above and beyond to show your support, don’t forget to rate and review the show, support us on Ko-Fi, or shop from our merch store!

    1 小時 7 分鐘
  3. "The Lesbian Gary Bettman Transgender Queer + Community" - Florida Panthers Visit the White House, the NHL and Heated Rivalry, Rangers and Canucks Postmortem, and the Leafs Reunite with Mitch Marner

    1月19日

    "The Lesbian Gary Bettman Transgender Queer + Community" - Florida Panthers Visit the White House, the NHL and Heated Rivalry, Rangers and Canucks Postmortem, and the Leafs Reunite with Mitch Marner

    Welcome back to #5M4Y! This week, Arielle and Avery get into the Florida Panthers fascist meet and greet at the White House, dissect the second infamous New York Rangers rebuild letter, and assess Gary Bettman’s attempts to promote the NHL with his own alleged Heated Rivalry fandom. Sure, Gary. Plus, stay tuned for our latest Yaps of the Week! For more serious and absurd hockey news, visit offsidenewsco.com and follow us on Twitter, Instagram, or Bluesky @offsidenewsco. If you enjoy what we do and want to go above and beyond to show your support, don’t forget to rate and review the show, support us on Ko-Fi, or shop from our merch store!

    1 小時 30 分鐘
  4. "A Moment with the New Jersey Devils" - Ottawa Senators Drama, Luke Hughes' 2 Own Goals, the Milan Olympic Rink, and the NHL Standings

    1月11日

    "A Moment with the New Jersey Devils" - Ottawa Senators Drama, Luke Hughes' 2 Own Goals, the Milan Olympic Rink, and the NHL Standings

    Happy New Year from 5M4Y! This week, Arielle and Avery get into some of hockey’s biggest fumbles, from the New Jersey Devils and their flop era, the Milan-Cortina Olympic arena falling apart in more ways than one, and the Ottawa Senators winning the annual NHL PR disaster award. Plus, stay tuned for our latest Yaps of the Week! For more serious and absurd hockey news, visit offsidenewsco.com and follow us on Twitter, Instagram, or Bluesky @offsidenewsco. If you enjoy what we do and want to go above and beyond to show your support, don’t forget to rate and review the show, support us on Ko-Fi, or shop from our merch store!

    1 小時 25 分鐘
  5. "Well, At Least We're Not the Sabres" - Seattle Kraken Deep Dive with Charles Huxley

    18/11/2025

    "Well, At Least We're Not the Sabres" - Seattle Kraken Deep Dive with Charles Huxley

    This week on 5M4Y, Arielle and Avery are joined by Offside News Co Contributing Writer Charles Huxley (@chuckydwilliam) to talk all things Seattle Kraken! They may be the youngest sibling in the NHL, but we don’t give them special treatment. Well, maybe just a little bit. In addition, listen as we dig into some of this week’s hockey headlines, the mediocre state of our favourite teams, our biggest Yaps of the Week, and more! Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠offsidenewsco.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for articles and news or follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (@offsidenewsco) for more.

    1 小時 28 分鐘
  6. "Did You Just Compare the Toronto Maple Leafs to Pablo Picasso?" - October NHL Vibe Check

    04/11/2025

    "Did You Just Compare the Toronto Maple Leafs to Pablo Picasso?" - October NHL Vibe Check

    This week on Arielle and Avery discuss the Nashville Predators’ shining moment on Saturday Night Live, even if they’re not exactly having it on the ice right now #PredsInTheCommunity. Plus, the duo gets into the state of the standings, Trevor Zegras' new era of orange, the Pittsburgh Penguins resurgence, the dire straits of the Calgary Flames, the busted and injured Vancouver Canucks, and more NHL news! Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠offsidenewsco.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for articles and news or follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Bluesky⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (@offsidenewsco) for more.

    1 小時 3 分鐘
  7. "Bad Leg, Bad Lines, Bad Culture" - Nationalism, Toxic Masculinity, and the NHL

    29/10/2025

    "Bad Leg, Bad Lines, Bad Culture" - Nationalism, Toxic Masculinity, and the NHL

    Content warning: Discussion of Carter Hart and light discussion of the Hockey Canada Trial. This week, Arielle Lalande and Avery Beaumont sit down to have an in-depth chat about the unacceptable tide of fascism and misogyny in the NHL, and where we can go from here to make a difference. Then, they also take the opportunity to make fun of J.T. Miller being captain of the New York Rangers, because they are nothing but not consistent. Plus, why young teams are the most joyous to watch, why the Canucks choose suffering above all, and more. Tune in with us today! Please see this Hockey Advocacy Toolkit from @goaltindr on Twitter if you would like to protest the Vegas Golden Knights' signing of Carter Hart.Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠offsidenewsco.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ for articles and news or follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Bluesky⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠⁠⁠ (@offsidenewsco) for more.

    1 小時 23 分鐘
  8. "Belly is in Paris, Mitch is in Vegas" - 2025-2026 Preseason Catchup

    29/09/2025

    "Belly is in Paris, Mitch is in Vegas" - 2025-2026 Preseason Catchup

    Arielle, Liz, and Avery sit down to catch up on hockey (and The Summer I Turned Pretty) ahead of the 2025-2026 NHL season. Is there a PWHL team in Saskatoon? Is J.T. Miller the best choice for New York Rangers captain? Is Sidney Crosby about to finally snap? Tune in to hear all that and more! Visit ⁠⁠⁠offsidenewsco.com⁠⁠⁠ for articles and news or follow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠, ⁠Bluesky⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠⁠ (@offsidenewsco) for the latest updates.

    1 小時 34 分鐘
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A podcast from Offsides News. Bringing you hockey news past the blue line, covering the funniest, saddest, and most pathetic moments in the NHL and beyond. Listen for serious takes on a deeply unserious sport from journalists and comedians Arielle Lalande, Avery Beaumont, and Liz Malcolm.

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    Offside News Co
  • 活躍年份
    2024年 - 2026年
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    17
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    兒童不宜
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    © Offside News Co
  • 節目網站
    5 Minutes for Yapping

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