2Dads1Mic

Mike Schneider

2Dads1Mic: Join Mike and Taylor for hilarious, unfiltered parenting stories and random life advice. This isn't just another dad podcast—it's a wild ride through the realities of raising kids, navigating relationships, and tackling personal goals. Whether they're swapping toddler tales or debating life's random topics, Mike and Taylor bring the laughs and real talk. Hit subscribe to join the chaos!

  1. -1 J

    S-2 EP12 - How to Screw up Mother's Day Like a Pro ( and How Not To!)

    Most dads think Mother's Day is all about breakfast in bed or a fancy gift—they forget the real secret: just not making things worse. Turns out, the biggest gift you can give a mom on Mother's Day is... a day off from the chaos—and the mental load. But good luck figuring out how to make that happen without her rolling her eyes, right?In this hilariously candid episode, we dive into the worst Mother's Day blunders we've ever made—spoiler: asking "what do you want to do?" is rookie territory—and the gift ideas that actually make her smile, not roll her eyes. You'll discover why gas station flowers are a crime, why homemade coupons rarely get redeemed, and how to avoid giving her a self-help book or leftover holiday candy (big nope). Plus, we reveal what moms truly want—hint: it’s not fancy stuff, it’s thoughtfulness, a little relaxation, and maybe a handwritten letter or two.We break down the worst gifts moms say they've received—think weight loss products or gift cards to stores they’d never step foot in—and contrast that with the top wishes: a day of zero responsibilities, heartfelt notes, or special experiences. If you're tired of messing up or just want to finally nail it this year, this episode is your new secret weapon.Perfect for dads who want to surprise their wives instead of setting back the progress with that "last-minute gift," or anyone who’s ever questioned if their gift really hits the mark. Plus, get a sneak peek at our own Mother's Day disasters and a wild new idea for sunflower seed therapy—you’re welcome. So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just want to avoid the “gift from gas station” label, tune in. Because the best way to celebrate the woman who’s literally raising your kids (and you) is to do less—less stress, less work, and more love. And maybe some bloodymarys. Cheers to that! www.2dads1mic.riverside.com www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic

    43 min
  2. 13 AVR.

    S-2 EP11 - Packers, Beers, and Tears: The Wisconsin Way!

    Most sports fans know the heartbreak of a crushing loss, but what if the emotional toll runs deeper—and lasts years? In this episode, we dive into the intense emotional impact of sports heartbreaks for die-hard fans, revealing how each crushing defeat might literally shorten your lifespan. If you've ever felt like a loss took a piece of your soul—or even your health—you're not alone. Join us as we unpack some of the most devastating moments in Wisconsin sports history—from the Packers' unforgettable 2014 NFC Championship meltdown to Brewers' puzzling postseason collapses and Bucks' heartbreaking playoff series. Mike and Taylor share their personal stories and the games they’ll never forget—and wish they could—like Brett Favre’s infamous interception, the Brewers' 2011 World Series heartbreak, or the Bucks’ recent playoff pain. It’s a deep dive into the raw emotions and surreal frustrations of being a passionate sports fan. You'll discover: Why finishing games matters more than winning or losing, and the mental toll when your team falls short in the last secondThe fascinating psychology behind sports heartbreaks and their physical toll on fansConcrete examples of epic sports letdowns—including the Packers’ near victory turned heartbreak and Milwaukee’s playoff wipeouts—plus behind-the-scenes insights into why these moments cut so deepHow sports culture makes us feel like part of the team, and why that attachment amplifies our pain—and our prideSurprising facts like how a 2007 NFC Championship game led to a lifetime of "what ifs," and why some believe these heartbreaks could even impact healthWhy does all this matter? Because in the whirlwind of emotional highs and crushing lows, fans become intertwined with their teams’ fate—sometimes at a cost. Missing out on key victories, or being robbed of championship glory, isn't just agony—it's a phenomenon that can shape your mental health and outlook. Perfect for the passionate sports fanatic, the sentimental fan, or anyone who’s ever felt the sting of defeat. Whether you're a Wisconsin native or just a sports lover, this episode shows you why heartbreak is part of the game—and how embracing it might help you understand yourself better. Don’t miss these candid stories and insights into what makes sports fever so personally impactful. Hit play now to explore the true cost of being a committed fan—and what to do when your team lets you down again. #SportsHeartbreak #WisconsinSports #Packers #Brewers #Bucks #FanLife #EmotionalImpact #SportsFans #Heartbreak #Podcast #Wisconsin

    40 min
  3. 6 AVR.

    S-2 EP10 - Spring Break! -Trying not to puke for different reasons!

    Craving a road trip that’s more adventure than hassle? This episode reveals how long family drives can turn into the best memories — when you know what to expect and how to plan ahead. If you’ve ever faced the fear of sick kids in the backseat or wondered how to keep everyone entertained, you’ll want to hear this firsthand insight from two dads who've navigated it all. Mike and Taylor share hilarious and honest stories from recent trips, including the ups and downs of managing stomach bugs in the car, surprising family-friendly activities in St. Louis, and expert tips on packing, snacks, and handling delays. Discover how their clever tote system makes packing a breeze, why road trips might be more rewarding than flying with kids, and the strange ways kids can surprise you when given the open road. You’ll also hear the unexpected fun of kids observing cows and horses on the highway, turning boring drives into true bonding moments.We break down the biggest fears — like stomach bugs and car breakdowns — and reveal how to turn potential disasters into memorable adventures. Plus, why the best part of a road trip isn’t just the destination, but watching your kids find their groove on the open road. Whether you're a seasoned road warrior or planning your first long drive, this episode gives you the practical wisdom and laughs to make your next family journey unforgettable. Perfect for parents, travel lovers, and anyone who’s ever wondered if the hassle is worth the memories, this episode redefines the road trip. Tune in and learn how to transform your next family travel experience into a story worth telling — with fewer pukes and more laughs guaranteed. www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic www.2dads1mic.riverside.com #FamilyRoadTrip, #TravelWithKids, #RoadTripAdventures, #FamilyTravelFun, #SpringBreakFamily, #TravelMemories, #AdventureAwaits, #TravelWithFamily, #RoadTripLife, #FamilyBonding

    39 min
  4. 2 AVR.

    S-2 EP9 - Gentle parenting: Because Whoopin' Ass is Frowned upon!

    Most parents have been told "strict" equals "good." But what if the key to effective parenting isn’t just about discipline—it's about finding the middle ground? On this episode of Two Dads One Mic, we challenge traditional notions of "old school" discipline and explore how modern, compassionate approaches can produce better, healthier kids—and parents—too. But have gone too far? Discover how our own childhood experiences—ranging from gentle, to strict, to somewhere in between—influence how we parent today. We compare parenting styles from generations past, where tough love and even abuse were common, to today's trend of "gentle parenting"—and why the pendulum might have swung a little too far. Are we coddling our children so much that we're unprepared for the real world? Or are we finally striking a balance that teaches respect, accountability, and emotional regulation?You'll learn: Why the parenting practices of our grandparents—who often used physical discipline—may have left emotional scars that still ripple todayHow modern "gentle parenting" can sometimes tip into permissiveness, and why a middle ground is essentialPractical tools for setting boundaries with love, including realistic expectations, natural consequences, and self-awareness in reacting to kiddo meltdownsThe importance of face-to-face apologies, open communication, and modeling emotional regulation for childrenThe risks of swinging the pendulum too far in either direction, and how to create a sustainable balance that prepares kids for lifeIf you’re a parent feeling overwhelmed or questioning your approach, this episode will inspire you to reflect, adapt, and find that sweet spot between discipline and compassion—so your children grow into respectful, emotionally intelligent adults. Perfect for parents, educators, and anyone interested in the evolving art of raising resilient, well-rounded kids. Join us as we navigate the complexities of parenting past and present—because the goal isn’t perfection, it’s connection. Tune in now for insights that could change the way you parent today—and shape your child’s future. www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic

    1 h 1 min
  5. 23 MARS

    S-2 EP8 - Love, Laughter, and Laundry! Surviving Modern Marriage.

    Most couples never truly confront how marriage has evolved over the decades—and missing this perspective could be costing you. When was the last time you analyzed the unspoken shifts from traditional roles of the 1960s to today’s more fluid approach? If your marriage feels like it’s stuck in the past or overwhelmed by modern chaos, this episode shatters the myths and reveals the real key to lasting partnership. In this candid conversation, Taylor and Mike dive deep into the stark contrast between yesteryear’s defined gender roles and today’s more balanced, team-oriented approach. They share personal stories—like their parents’ long marriages, divorce lessons, and balancing responsibilities—and unravel how marriage today is all about adaptability, communication, and shared effort rather than strict roles. Discover how the concept of “50-50” is less about perfect division and more about fluid support, depending on life’s twists and turns.We break down concrete insights you can apply immediately, including how modern couples split household tasks based on strengths, the importance of acknowledging your emotional state, and the value of intentional teamwork during stressful times. You’ll uncover practical frameworks like “rolling in the same direction” and the idea that marriage is an ongoing effort—sometimes more than half—but always aimed at a shared future. Plus, Taylor and Mike discuss the evolution of gender expectations, how societal shifts have empowered couples, and why the old “man makes the money, woman stays home” model is giving way to collaborative success.Why does this matter? Because understanding the true dynamics of modern marriage can help you avoid unnecessary conflicts, build resilience through adversity, and ultimately craft a partnership that lasts decades. Whether you’re newlyweds or celebrating 15 years of commitment, this episode provides the honest, practical insight needed to elevate your relationship—no sugar-coating, just real talk.Finally, if you’re committed to loving better and adapting to the changing landscape of marriage, this conversation is a must-listen. It’s about more than just surviving—it’s about thriving together in a world that’s constantly shifting. Prepare to shift your perspective and reinforce your partnership in ways you never imagined.

    1 h 10 min
  6. 16 MARS

    S-2 EP7 - The wildest experience painting a celebrity, and the pursuit of perfection.

    Most artists get lost in endless revisions — but what if the secret to creating unforgettable art is just starting? Cole Kleesner, a renowned artist with a wild portfolio that includes painting Dave Chappelle live, shares how embracing the chaos and trusting your instincts can turn sketches into legendary moments. In this episode, Cole reveals the behind-the-scenes stories of his most memorable projects — from an impromptu Chappelle portrait, to how he navigates creative freedom versus client demands. You'll discover the surprising truth about artistic perfection, practical tips for working under tight deadlines, and why sometimes the best art comes from just doing. We break down: The power of starting with a rough draft — and when to toss it out and start freshHow to handle client feedback without losing your creative edgeThe art of balancing artistic exploration with honing your craftWhy embracing mistakes often leads to the most iconic piecesInside stories of working with bands, celebrities, and even legendary comedians like Dave ChappelleWhy does any of this matter? Because in a world obsessed with perfection, the real magic happens when you let go, take risks, and trust your instincts. Whether you're an aspiring artist, a creator craving motivation, or just someone who hates the idea of playing it safe, this episode inspires you to start your next masterpiece — no matter the chaos. Perfect for creatives stuck in the revision loop or anyone eager to break free from perfection paralysis. Dive in and learn how to paint your way to greatness by simply starting. www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic www.Colekluesner.com #art #celebrity #artisticfreedom #perfection @DaveChappelle #humor #comedy #Funny

    55 min
  7. 9 MARS

    S-2 EP6 - Art and Humor Collide w/ special Guest Cole Kluesner - Pt 1

    Most artists dream of turning their passion into a full-time career—Cole Klusner did, after leaving a stable job in finance and taking a bold leap of faith. His journey from meticulous auditor to acclaimed artist is filled with surprising twists, including landing a contract with the Milwaukee Brewers and gaining recognition for his hyper-realistic drawings and vibrant paintings. But what truly sets Cole apart is his relentless pursuit of growth and his uncanny ability to make the impossible look photographic—fans often think his landscapes and portraits are photos, not paintings.In this episode, Cole shares the raw truth behind leaving behind the security of a corporate job to chase a dream that many find terrifying. Discover the frameworks he used—from building confidence to reaching out to high-profile organizations—and how you can apply these lessons to your own bold moves. We break down the art of pricing commissions, the different mediums he masters—acrylics, colored pencils, and more—and the secret sauce to staying inspired when boredom kicks in. You'll also hear hilarious stories from high school wrestling, his connections to famous Wisconsinites like Frank Lloyd Wright, and his wild thoughts on the art world's most outrageous stories—from blank canvases sold for thousands to crazy art trends in France. Why does this matter? Because more than just tips and stories, Cole's journey shows you that taking risks, embracing uncertainty, and working relentlessly on your craft can turn passion into profit—no matter how crazy your ideas seem. If you're an aspiring artist, an entrepreneur, or someone contemplating a major life change, this episode is packed with actionable insights and unwavering motivation. Perfect for anyone who’s ever wondered if they can turn their talent into a career or just loves hearing stories of bold leaps and wild creativity, Cole's experience proves that with enough grit and guts, you can transform the impossible into reality. Hit play and get inspired to shoot your shot—because the path to success often starts with a single brave step. www.Colekluesner.com artistic journey, career change, creative process, art commissions, Wisconsin artists, art world stories, Cole Kluesner, artistic inspiration, creative entrepreneurship, art and humor

    1 h 17 min

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2Dads1Mic: Join Mike and Taylor for hilarious, unfiltered parenting stories and random life advice. This isn't just another dad podcast—it's a wild ride through the realities of raising kids, navigating relationships, and tackling personal goals. Whether they're swapping toddler tales or debating life's random topics, Mike and Taylor bring the laughs and real talk. Hit subscribe to join the chaos!