No Parental Guidance

Hannah East & Louise Boyce
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Welcome to No Parental Guidance, the unfiltered, laugh-out-loud podcast from Fabulous, that’s the antidote to the impossibly perfect world of Instagram parenting. Hosted by the brilliantly funny Louise Boyce and Hannah East, No Parental Guidance is a safe space for real mums to talk openly and hilariously about the chaos, guilt, and of course joys of parenthood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 2 hr ago

    Jordan Banjo, Sophie Ellis-Bextor & Professor Green Share Their Unfiltered Parenting Styles

    Things are getting emotional (and a little bit weird!) in this week’s episode of No Parental Guidance - The Unseen Bits! 📦👶 The girls are reflecting on memories, unpacking postpartum keepsakes, and getting real about the chaotic journey of parenthood. From ...unconventional... keepsakes and baby tags 🏷️ to surviving intensive care and navigating hospital stay-cations, no detail is spared! Plus, they are joined by an incredible panel of celebrity guest parents! 🌟 Jordan Banjo drops by to talk parenting styles, setting boundaries, handling childhood tantrums, and why his kids think Uncle Mitch and Uncle Sam from Diversity are just regular babysitters! 🕺 Genevieve Tully shares her chill-yet-strict "go-to" parenting rules 📏, why following through on consequences actually works, and the art of counting to three. Professor Green opens up about censoring himself around his son 🚫🤬 and navigating the inevitable "swear word" conversations as he grows up. Sophie Ellis-Bextor brings her ultimate "Mum of 5" wisdom 👑! From handling baby-boy nappy changes 👶🚼 and surviving teenager milestones to feeding a massive family without running a restaurant 🍽️—she’s the calm parenting oracle we all need! Grab a cup of tea (or a glass of wine 🍷) and settle in for a hilariously honest dive into the total mess and magic of raising kids! ❤️👇 Chapters: 00:00 Parenting Styles and Childhood Keepsakes 02:31 Hospital Memories and Baby Keepsakes 05:04 Placenta Capsules and Umbilical Cord 06:47 Jordan Banjo on Strict Parenting 11:13 Nigerian Culture, Discipline, and Accountability 13:16 Dancing, Boxing, and Stagecoach Classes 17:02 Genevieve Talley on Enforcing Consequences 21:29 Professor Green on Parenting Advice 23:49 Sophie Ellis-Bextor on Newborn Advice 26:06 Teenagers, Family Dynamics, and Mealtimes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  2. 17 Aug

    Blind Dates, Toxic Snogging & Other Celebrity Romance Stories

    Love is in the air... or is that just stubble rash? 😬In this special 'Unseen Bits' episode, we’re looking back at all things romance! From match-making wins (and major fails) to septic snogging, dirty weekends away, awkward date nights, and accidental family TV moments—the hosts and guests are baring it all.Featuring hilarious chats with Joanna Page, Jordan Banjo, Professor Green, Nathan Henry and his mum Bev, and Jess Wright! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  3. 10 Aug

    "Our Toddler Drunk WHAT?!" | Parenting Holiday Fails

    From ruined linen suits to concussed grooms and accidental gin-sipping toddlers—this week on No Parental Guidance, the summer holiday madness is fully taking over! And it’s full of parenting fails from you, our wonderful community as well as plenty of our own. Hannah and Louise sit down to navigate the chaos of parenting through the summer, including the perils of bubble machines, losing the dummy battle while camping, and what happens when your toddler orders an entire vegetable board at 10 PM. Got a hilarious parenting fail or summer survival story? Send us an email or drop a comment below! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  4. 3 Aug

    Sharpie Eyebrows & Tracing Paper: Why Growing Up in the 2000s Was Hilarious

    Here's a gift to everyone, some never seen before footage! Today, the girls are opening up about the absolute chaos of beauty standards, school-day skincare disasters, parenting exhaustion, and figuring out what on earth we should actually be putting on our faces as we age! We’re joined by an incredible lineup of guests—Genevieve Turley, Katie Piper, Professor Green, and beauty royalty Trinny Woodall—to spill all the tea with previously unseen tips, tricks and tales! ☕✨ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  5. 27 Jul

    Hilarious Parenting Fails: School Runs, Placenta Oil & The Tooth Fairy

    Welcome back to No Parental Guidance with Louise Boyce and Hannah East! We are here to bring light relief to your summer hols with another hilarious, messy, and painfully relatable dive into the real world of parenting - straight from our inbox! We asked and you, our amazing community, delivered. From parenting white lies to mortifying school ground mix-ups, nothing is off-limits! In today's episode, Louise and Hannah tackle the everyday chaos of parenting life, including: • The Wiping White Lie: Toilet training tricks backfire when dinner is served. • World Book Day: A listener's rush order for a fantastic costume leads to classroom blushes. • The Homemade World Cup: We've all guessed wrong when it comes to our children's masterpieces - but what do you think this looks like? • School Laundry Disasters: Velcro: the quick fix hero designed to save our blushes - not cause them... • Digging for Gold: How far would you go to find a lost tooth? • Tooth Fairy Inflation: The panic-fueled decision from one strung out parent that almost caused a pick-up revolt. • Plus: Hannah brings a very unique keepsake into the studio to show Louise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  6. 20 Jul

    Savage Farts, Vasectomy Disasters & 1 Year of Parenting Chaos!

    Welcome back to No Parental Guidance! We cannot believe it, but we have officially hit our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! 🎂✨ To celebrate surviving 12 months of unfiltered parenting chat, we are looking back at our absolute favorite, most hilarious, and deeply moving highlights from the past year. From iconic celebrity confessions to the moments that left us crying in the studio, absolutely nothing is off-limits in this special "best bits" trip down memory lane. We’re diving back into Jordan Banjo's legendary (and highly awkward) vasectomy tape incident, Andrea McLean's "crisp" revenge fart, and Lucy Watson's legendary tea-and-toast event. Plus, we look back on the deeply emotional moments that bonded us forever, including Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Professor Green opening up about their raw pregnancy journeys. Whether you’ve been with us since day one or you’re just joining the chaos, thank you for being the best community we could ask for. Grab a cuppa (or a giant glass of wine), and let's celebrate a whole year of getting it hilariously wrong together! If you enjoyed this episode, don't forget to LIKE, SHARE, and SUBSCRIBE to help our amazing community keep growing! 🕒 Timestamps 00:00 Favourite Podcast Highlights 01:46 Hilarious Parenting Fails 04:07 Jordan Banjo Vasectomy Story 08:04 Adam Kay IVF Journey 15:09 Love Actually Cast Secrets 17:43 Charlotte Dawson Baby Chaos 19:19 Celebrity Impressions Challenge 22:50 Emotional Miscarriage Stories 26:41 Amy Childs Motherhood Stories 30:35 Podcast Outro And Subscribe 🔗 Connect With Us & Our Guests Follow us on Instagram: @no_parental_guidance Follow Jordan Banjo on Instagram: @jordanbanjo Follow Adam Kay on Instagram: @amateuradam Follow Joanna Page on Instagram: @joannapageofficial Follow Charlotte Dawson on Instagram: @charlottedawsy Follow Sophie Ellis-Bextor on Instagram: @sophieellisbextor Follow Professor Green on Instagram: @professorgreen 💬 Community Question of the Week! We want to hear from YOU! What has been your absolute favorite moment, guest, or outright disaster from our first year of the podcast? Or better yet, what is your own ultimate "I need the ground to swallow me up" parenting fail? Let us know in the comments below! 👇 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  7. 13 Jul

    Professor Green Opens Up: “40 Years Of Being Me Nearly Killed Me"

    Welcome back to No Parental Guidance! In today’s episode, we are joined by the brilliant British rapper and television personality, Professor Green (Stephen Manderson). Stephen joins us for an incredibly candid, raw, and hilarious chat about the realities of modern fatherhood. From the absolute chaos of clumsy tots and A&E trips to the deeply emotional realities of co-parenting, postpartum relationship strains, and navigating a late-in-life ADHD and Autism diagnosis—nothing is off-limits. Stephen also opens up about his own unconventional childhood, how he breaks generational cycles of trauma with his son Slimane, and treats us to a deeply moving, EXCLUSIVE live rap from his upcoming album. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  8. 6 Jul

    Nathan Henry and his mum on Geordie Shore, tackling trolls & parenting in a social media world

    We have a brilliant episode for you this week, and while Louise is away having a lovely time schmoozing with the celebs in Cannes, Hannah is holding down the fort for a very special, hilarious, and deeply moving Yorkshire reunion! In honour of Pride, we are joined by the iconic Geordie Shore star Nathan Henry and his incredible mum, Beverly, to share their beautiful family bond and offer real insight for parents navigating their own children's journeys. Nathan and Bev get honest about his experience coming out—from his early days filtering his true self on Geordie Shore to cope with a high-pressure environment, to the emotional moment he finally came out as gay on TV. Bev opens up about her fierce, protective motherly instinct when dealing with online trolls, and why her immediate, calm reaction to Nathan's news at home helped create the ultimate safe space for him. This episode is a must-watch for any parent looking to support their LGBTQ+ children. We dive deep into: · Creating a Safe Space at Home: Practical advice from Nathan and Bev on using inclusive, open-ended language with teenagers rather than making assumptions. · A Parent’s Role: Bev’s powerful stance on being your child's ultimate protector, no matter what they face in the outside world. · The Reality TV Baby Boom: How the Geordie Shore cast (Sophie, Holly, Marnie) stay tightly bonded through motherhood, fertility struggles, and massive WhatsApp group support networks. · Grandparent Privileges: Why Bev gave her own kids "tough love" but turns into a total soft touch who hands out £10 notes and treats to the grandkids. · Nathan’s Next Chapter: His dreams of retiring from reality TV to become a stay-at-home dad, exploring adoption and surrogacy with his partner. Plus, you won't want to miss Bev's unforgettable, chaotic 20-hour birth story involving a Virgin Mary statue and a doctor with hands the size of shovels! Whether you are a parent looking for guidance or just love a heartwarming mother-and-son dynamic, this episode is packed with love, laughter, and invaluable takeaways. Follow the Show & Guests: · Nathan Henry: @nathanhgshore · No Parental Guidance: @noparentalguidance · Hannah East: @hannaheastcomedy · Louise Boyce: @mamastillgotit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to No Parental Guidance, the unfiltered, laugh-out-loud podcast from Fabulous, that’s the antidote to the impossibly perfect world of Instagram parenting. Hosted by the brilliantly funny Louise Boyce and Hannah East, No Parental Guidance is a safe space for real mums to talk openly and hilariously about the chaos, guilt, and of course joys of parenthood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Hannah East & Louise Boyce
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    69
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The Sun
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    No Parental Guidance