Bitch Bible

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

HACE 3 DÍAS

Linear Lantern Energy

Jackie continues to persevere through facial paralysis to bring you a recap of the Grammys and Clyde’s visit to urgent care, while also taking a moment to rip linear lantern light fixtures to shreds. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Pique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bible SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartner Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 h y 3 min
27 ENE

Mommy's a Bitch!

Jackie is back from the clinic with 110 units of youthful rejuvenation and fighting through facial paralysis to discuss Little Ricki’s baby, Taylor Swift’s text messages to Blake Lively, and makes a huge backyard announcement. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Tonal: Use code BIBLE to get $200 off your Tonal purchase at www.Tonal.com Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE Quit with Jones: Use code BIBLE to get 15% when you start your quitting journey at www.quitwithjones.com/BIBLE SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartner See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 h y 1 min
24 ENE

Bitch Bible Classics: Isn't She Lovely!

Jackie desperately tries to eradicate her previously questionable behavior by giving the world a wholesome (not really), informative (kinda) and intellectual (hard no) update on pop culture, mental health and relationship advice! Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com Leesa Mattress: Get 20% off, plus an extra $50 off mattresses with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.com Revolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCH Boll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 15% off your first set of sheets, plus free shipping at www.bollandbranch.com/bitchbible SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartner See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

47 min
20 ENE

lol sorry

Jackie exposes her plastic surgery journey in the most embarrassing way possible, dissects the “2016” trend and reminisces and details her most recent altercations! Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Athletic Greens: Get 3 free AG1 and AGZ Travel Packs, plus free Vitamin D3+K2, and an AG1 Welcome Kit with your first subscription order at www.DrinkAG1.com/BIBLE Boll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 15% off your first set of sheets, plus free shipping at www.bollandbranch.com/bitchbible Jones Road Beauty: Use code bitchbible to get a free Cool Gloss with your first purchase at www.JonesRoadBeauty.com SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartner Pique: 20% off your order and begin your intentional wellness journey today at www.Piquelife.com/bible See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 h y 6 min
13 ENE

Name the Puppy

Jackie is sticking with her New Years resolution and sets the financial record straight, does a deep dive into Ashley Tisdale’s toxic mom group, and explains why you shouldn’t trust people with fake plants and accent walls. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Leesa Mattress: Get 25% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.com Hero Bread: Use code BIBLE to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.co Merit Beauty: Get Merit's Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.com Revolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCH Ritual: For a limited time, save 40% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 h y 4 min
6 ENE

Perfectly Puffy

Jackie is back and resolves to be bitchier than ever in 2026, laments the derth of proper entertainment, and recaps her first holiday off in years that includes power outages, flooding pools, rodents, spoiling caviar, and an incontinent child. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Pique: Get 20% off your order at www.Piquelife.com/bible SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartner Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 h y 3 min
30/12/2025

Bitch Bible Holiday Classics: New Year, Same Bitch

Jackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Golden Globes and why sending 160,000 text messages to a guy is totally normal! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

40 min
23/12/2025

Bitch Bible Holiday Classics: Hoe Hoe Hoe with Heather McMahan

Jackie chats with good friend Heather McMahan to purge their souls pre-Holiday festivities and find eternal optimism in unlikely places. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

51 min

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Jackie Schimmel

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Heather McMahan

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Best podcast ever

27/11/2018

Dany BM

Every single episode out since I met this podcast it’s the first thing I hear and it makes me laugh in public and I don’t care people looking at me like a weirdo since I’m completely happy.
Love from Mexico!!!

11/10/2016

Myrna Angelica

I love this podcast!!! Super great <3

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.