Chris vs. The People

Chris Klemens

Chris vs. The People is a weekly podcast where comedian, Chris Klemens, turns to you. Imagine your brutally honest best friend as a call-in operator—ready to talk about anything. From couples counseling and deep chats to airing out dirty laundry, you never know if Chris is with you or against the people. (Video episodes are available on YouTube)

  1. HACE 3 DÍAS

    My Bumble Date Tried Kidnapping Me

    It’s the Valentine’s episode of Chris vs. the People, which obviously means love, disaster, and several reasons to stay single. One caller gets stuck on a “double date” from hell that turns into a three‑month saga with a guy who shows wild videos and yells at paintings. Another barely escapes a Bumble date who tries to take her to a remote “family cabin” straight out of Dateline. Then, someone loses her straight‑sex virginity to a man who immediately vomits, and a final caller reveals a truly bizarre run‑in with a masked A‑list celebrity. Dating is terrifying, hilarious, and somehow still legal. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/150413722?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    1 h y 4 min

  2. 3 FEB

    My Date Did Drugs with Prince

    This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris kicks things off with a dose of cold medicine and chaos as callers bring some truly wild stories. First up, a listener exposes her dad’s jaw-dropping affair with his much younger employee…and the family drama that followed. Then, we head to remote Alaska for a threesome gone wrong involving coworkers, a tech bro, and a van-lifer with emotional baggage. Finally, we wrap things up with possibly the worst first date ever, which consists of a man who’s rude to waitresses, shows off unsolicited “pics,” and claims he did coke with Prince. It’s unhinged, hilarious, and a little too real. Just another day at Chris Versus the People. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🍃 Visit trynowadays.com/KLEMENS or use code KLEMENS to get 30% off your order! Drink responsibly, must be 21 or older. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/149848884?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    1 h y 4 min

  3. 27 ENE

    I Catfished My Middle School Bully

    This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris opens the phone lines for secrets and tea… and immediately regrets asking. One caller shares how her ex–best friend accused her of being an unfit mother and threatened CPS only for that same friend’s toddler to later wander outside alone in the snow. Another listener admits to catfishing her middle school bullies just to figure out why they hated her (honestly? valid). And things take a dark turn when a caller reveals that someone who once shamed her online for starting a GoFundMe for her sick dog was later exposed for k*lling their own dog and now trains other people’s pets. It’s petty, disturbing, and deeply chaotic… exactly the kind of episode that makes Chris vs. the People what it is. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🌹 EVERYONE who signs up wins a FREE WhisperVibe™ OR a FREE Rose toy with any Whisper™ order! https://www.bboutique.co/vibe/chrisvsthepeople-podcast 💵 Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money: https://RocketMoney.com/klemens   🛏️ Get a good night’s rest and take an extra 10% off sitewide: https://GhostBed.com/klemens for all of GhostBed’s winter deals and use promo code KLEMENS at checkout WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-catfished-my-149248028BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    58 min

  4. 20 ENE

    I Dug Up My Grandfather’s Grave

    This week on Chris vs. the People, things get weird in every possible direction. A caller admits to sexting her married boss for months while also hooking up with a coworker at the same job, another shares the surprisingly normal-in-her-culture story of digging up her grandfather’s bones as part of a traditional second burial, and one listener realizes her college boyfriend, who loved “being a bottom”, was very much closeted and active on Grindr behind her back. It’s messy, shocking, oddly educational, and somehow heartfelt…a classic Chris vs. the People episode where nothing goes the way you expect. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🍃 Visit https://trynowadays.com/KLEMENS or use code KLEMENS to get 20% off your order! Drink responsibly, must be 21 or older. 🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to https://tempomeals.com/Klemens. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/148693377?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    47 min

  5. 13 ENE

    My Date Was Wearing a Diaper

    This week on Chris vs. the People, things escalate fast. A caller cuts off her longtime best friend after she kicks her fiancé’s gunshot wound and then demands her cat back out of spite. Another shares how her brother’s wife secretly cheated on him for nearly a decade with her best friend, only to leave him, remarry, and still use his last name. And finally, one listener explains how being too nice led her to giving a stranger a ride home… only to discover he was wearing a diaper as a kink...and yes, there are photos. It’s messy, disturbing, and deeply unserious in the way only Chris vs. the People can be. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/148139479BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    46 min

  6. 6 ENE

    My Ex Slept With His Sister

    This week on Chris vs. the People, the new year starts off completely unhinged. A caller explains how her 18th birthday party ended in a literal shootout after a hotel party moved to a boxing gym, another shares how her 15th birthday was ruined by the January 6th insurrection (complete with her uncle showing up on live TV mid–Happy Birthday), and one listener drops a jaw-on-the-floor confession about discovering her ex slept with his own sister, ending with an even crazier twist to the story. It’s dark, chaotic, and somehow still funny… a truly deranged way to kick off the year. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money: https://RocketMoney.com/klemens   WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/147564620?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    47 min

  7. 23/12/2025

    My First Date Turned Into a Crime Scene

    This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris hears some of the most unhinged relationship stories yet. A caller shares a first date gone terrifyingly wrong when her date offers to show her crime scene photos of his murdered sister. Another explains why she cut off her online best friend after a shocking confession involving her brother and a racist spiral, and one listener reveals how a cousin’s sudden “girlfriend and pregnancy” turned out to be a full-blown scam. It’s disturbing, chaotic, and impossible to forget… basically, a classic Chris vs. the People episode. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/146513937?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    45 min

  8. 16/12/2025

    I Went Off on a MAGA Man

    This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris opens the phone lines and asks listeners one question: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever called someone? The answers range from hilariously creative to deeply unhinged. Callers share everything from a brutal roadrage insult that ended with instant karma, to a devastatingly specific roast comparing someone to the original live-action Sonic the Hedgehog. Things take a darker turn with stories involving family blowups, being outed and disowned, and confronting a COVID-denying MAGA conspiracy theorist. To balance it all out, we also get the most unexpectedly wholesome insult of the episode… a mom in traffic snapping back. It’s chaotic, personal, and somehow comforting all at once aka a classic Chris vs. the People episode. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Bring on the holiday cheer and treat yourself to Soul today! Go to https://GetSoul.com and use the code KLEMENS for 30% off your entire order!  Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money: https://RocketMoney.com/klemens   WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/145994529?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

    1 h y 2 min
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Chris vs. The People is a weekly podcast where comedian, Chris Klemens, turns to you. Imagine your brutally honest best friend as a call-in operator—ready to talk about anything. From couples counseling and deep chats to airing out dirty laundry, you never know if Chris is with you or against the people. (Video episodes are available on YouTube)

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  • Creador
    Chris Klemens
  • Años de actividad
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodios
    41
  • Clasificación
    Explícito
  • Copyright
    © Chris Klemens
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    Chris vs. The People

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