Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
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Dam Internet, You Scary!

THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

  1. Frog or Lizard Afterlife? Terminal Man Story, Mario Debates + More | DIYS

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    Frog or Lizard Afterlife? Terminal Man Story, Mario Debates + More | DIYS

    This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick go from conspiracy theories to hilarious hypotheticals. They dive into the real-life story behind The Terminal, uncover wild Mountain Dew conspiracy theories, and debate the practicality of Mario’s power-ups. Also—should you come back as a frog or a lizard in the next life? And how powerful is Dr. Doom really? We’re talking: Getting stuck in an airport for 18 years Frog butt cheeks Marvel movie hot takes Star or 1UP—what would you pick IRL? 💥 Sponsored by Factor Meals & BetterHelp 🍽️ Get 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off 🧠 Try online therapy at https://www.betterhelp.com/diys 🔥 New episodes every week! Subscribe for more wild convos and nerd debates. 0:00 – Intro + Martial Arts Fitness 1:08 – Energy Drinks, Mornings & Sugar 1:26 – Guest Cancellations & Old School Vibes 2:00 – The Mountain Dew Conspiracy 🥤 3:07 – The Terminal Was Real?! 5:00 – Living in an Airport: Hacks & Struggles 9:10 – Worst Airports Ranked ✈️ 14:30 – Vegas Airport = Chaos 16:52 – Life Hacks & Crazy Tariffs 18:00 – Billionaires Losing Billions 20:00 – Jackie Chan Won’t Leave His Kids a Dime 22:25 – Factor Meals Ad Read 23:00 – Mario Star vs 1-Up Debate 🍄 26:08 – Robbing a Bank with Mario Powers 28:07 – First Animal That Doesn’t Need Oxygen 30:25 – Animals That Don’t Drink Water 34:13 – Would You Come Back as a Frog or Lizard? 🐸🦎 36:11 – Poison Dart Frog Swag 40:05 – BetterHelp Ad Read 42:14 – Avengers: Endgame Deserves a Spot in Top 5 44:13 – Marvel vs DC: Who’s Winning Now? 48:00 – Doctor Doom is Tony Stark?! 50:52 – Most Powerful Marvel Villains Ranked 52:56 – Wanda’s True Power & Marvel Plotlines 54:00 – Disney+ Pricing Woes 55:00 – Sneak Peek: Sleeping Sickness Segment Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

    1 h y 7 min
  2. The Creepiest Ways to Memorialize Loved Ones?! | DIYS ft. MikeCakez

    3 ABR

    The Creepiest Ways to Memorialize Loved Ones?! | DIYS ft. MikeCakez

    In this hilarious and wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by viral TikTok sensation Mike  @MikeCakez   famous for his iconic catchphrase "Sir, Sir!" Mike shares behind-the-scenes secrets of going viral, his journey from engineering to content creation, and how he deals with constant bans from social media platforms. They also dive into some of the creepiest stories on the internet, including turning ashes into diamonds, preserving tattoos from loved ones as keepsakes, and poisonous plants that leave their victims smiling in death! S/O TO OUR SPONSORS SKIMS https://www.skims.com/diys PRIZE PICKS Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! BLUE CHEW Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code DIYS -- just pay $5 shipping. https://www.bluechew.com KIKOFF Building credit can happen faster than you expect with Kikoff. Don’t wait and get your first month for just a dollar at https://www.GetKikoff.com/DIYS. 🔥 Episode Highlights: Mike’s origin story & viral success secrets Why Facebook might be better than Instagram for creators Turning ashes into wearable jewelry & creepy memorial tattoos The "smiling" deadly plant: hemlock explained Wild tattoo and skin preservation trends 😂 Join the convo—would you ever turn a loved one’s ashes into diamonds or preserve tattoos? Let us know! 🎧 Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly comedy, weird internet finds, and incredible guest stories! #MikeCakez #DamInternetYouScary #ComedyPodcast #ViralVideos #TikTokFame #WeirdFacts #CreepyStories #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore 00:00 – Intro & Special Guest MikeCakez 00:22 – Mike's Viral Success & "Sir, Sir!" 02:17 – Origin of the “Sir, Sir!” Voice 03:37 – The Video That Started It All 05:37 – Instant Viral Success on TikTok 08:05 – Getting Banned & Deleted on Instagram 09:26 – Facebook’s Hidden Benefits for Creators 10:42 – Why Older Audiences on Facebook Engage More 12:16 – Weird Fact: The Origins of Toasting Drinks 16:10 – Preserving Tattoos from Deceased Loved Ones 19:46 – Would You Wear Boots Made from Human Skin? 21:34 – Turning Human Ashes into Diamonds 22:43 – Buried or Cremated? Hosts Reveal Preferences 23:23 – Tahir’s Ideal Funeral: Viking Style 25:29 – Deadly Plant: The Smiling Death (Hemlock) 30:37 – Poison Ivy, Oak & Sumac Horror Stories 32:30 – "Land Before Time" Dark Facts 35:27 – Mike's Engineering Degree 38:42 – MikeCakez’s Surprising Origin: Born in France 41:18 – Tahir’s Bad Experience in Paris 42:20 – Dream Travel Spots: Egypt, Japan & South Korea 47:25 – MikeCakez Wants to Try Skiing 49:14 – Wild Historical Fact: Painless 1887 Dentist Ad 54:39 – How Mike Deals with Fan Recognition 56:03 – MikeCakez’s Struggles with Constant Sweating 57:28 – Ancient Preserved Tattoos (2,500 Years Old!) 59:18 – Final Thoughts & Episode Wrap-Up Producer:  @HippieGoals   Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

    1 h y 8 min

  3. 27 MAR

    Sneakers, Scents & Signs: The Grown Man Starter Pack on DIYS w/Dave Helem

    The episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary! 😱💻 Hosted by Tahir Moore  @tahirmoore   & Patrick Cloud  @PatrickCloudChannel 🎙️ Produced by Hippie Goals  @HippieGoals 👤 This week’s guest: Comedian, writer & scent connoisseur Dave Helem  @dhelem   Guest: Dave Helem https://www.instagram.com/davehelem Sponsors: BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Factor https://wwww.factormeals.com/diys50off use code: diys50off 00:00:00 – Intro & Early Banter 00:00:21 – Zodiac Chat: Astrology & Celebrity Signs 00:05:19 – Product Rants & Collab Commentary 00:07:04 – Offbeat Moments & Real Talk 00:07:41 – Home Hacks: Cleaning Tech & Modern Vacuums 00:10:08 – Furniture, New Spaces & Home Makeovers 00:11:48 – L.A. Lifestyle & Office Vibes 00:14:01 – Hollywood & Social Commentary 00:16:00 – Shoe Collection & Personal Style 00:17:47 – BetterHelp Sponsor: Mental Health & Therapy 00:20:11 – Shoe Swaps, Crocs & Lifestyle Rants 00:24:03 – Cologne Countdown: Top Fragrances Revealed 00:30:34 – Signature Scents: The Centerpiece Cologne 00:32:58 – Scentbird Spotlight: Try New Fragrances 00:36:23 – Health Journey & Factor Meals Sponsor 00:41:05 – Personal Reflections & Cologne Mixology 00:55:08 – Closing Thoughts & Future Hints --- This episode is WILD from start to finish! 🤯 We’re talking:   ♓ Zodiac stereotypes & celebrity sign wars   👟 Sneakerhead confessions + couch hacks   🧼 Fancy vacuums, Roombas & grown man cleaning gadgets   👃🏾 The ultimate cologne countdown—Dave breaks down his *Top 5* must-have scents   🔥 Mixing colognes like a boss (and why it might get you some extra love 😏)   🧠 Mental health matters: Real talk about therapy & BetterHelp   🥗 Healthy eats made easy with Factor Meals   💥 And of course, all the chaotic comedy you love from DIYS! --- Topics Covered: 💬 Lifestyle, Astrology, Men’s Fashion, Sneaker Culture, Home Tech   🧴 Cologne, Self-Care, Comedy, Black Creators, Internet Culture   📈 SEO Keywords: Dave Helem interview, zodiac signs funny, best colognes 2025, black men fashion tips, BetterHelp promo, Factor Meals review, podcast for men, sneakerhead life, astrology comedy, men’s grooming tips   --- 👇🏾 Drop your favorite cologne in the comments & let us know your zodiac sign!   Don’t forget to LIKE 👍🏾, SUBSCRIBE 🔔, and SHARE 📲 #DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #DaveHelem #BlackPodcasts #MensStyle #CologneReview #Sneakerheads #ZodiacSigns #AstrologyFunny #MentalHealthAwareness #FactorMeals #BetterHelp #SelfCareForMen

    1 h y 6 min
  4. What’s Next for Content Creators? on DIYS w/ Michael Turner

    20 MAR

    What’s Next for Content Creators? on DIYS w/ Michael Turner

    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Michael Turner joins Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild discussion on comedy, internet culture, and viral fame.  But that’s not all—we also dive into AI conspiracies, the weirdest internet theories, and whether social media is ruining creativity. Is AI about to take over comedy? Will viral trends ever stop being so weird? Hit play and find out! 🔥 Timestamps in the comments for easy navigation! 🎤 Guest: Michael Turner (@michaelturnercomedy) 🎧 LISTEN NOW on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts! #MichaelTurner #DamnInternetYouScary #AIConspiracies #ViralFame #StandUpComedy #InternetCulture #CancelCulture SPONSOR Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

    1 h y 2 min
  5. Conspiracy Corner | Comedian CP | Bell Witch

    18 MAR

    Conspiracy Corner | Comedian CP | Bell Witch

    Is the Bell Witch the most terrifying ghost story in American history? 👀 In this episode of *Conspiracy Corner*, we dive into the legend of the Bell Witch—a sinister spirit that tormented a Tennessee family in the early 1800s. From eerie whispers to violent attacks, was it a hoax, a haunting, or something even darker?   Joining us is comedian CP, bringing his hilarious and unfiltered take on one of the creepiest supernatural cases ever recorded. Will he be a skeptic or a believer by the end? Tune in to find out!   🔮 **Topics We Cover:**   ✔️ The origins of the Bell Witch legend   ✔️ Haunting encounters & real-life testimonies   ✔️ The visit from the US President ✔️ Could this ghost still be lurking today?   🔥 Don't forget to **LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE** for more wild conspiracy theories, ghost stories, and unexplained mysteries!   #BellWitch #ConspiracyCorner #GhostStories #Paranormal #HauntedHistory #Supernatural #ScaryLegends #ComedyPodcast #ComedianCP Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

    18 min
  6. How Close Are We to a Real-Life Skynet? Sydney Castillo Weighs In on DIYS

    13 MAR

    How Close Are We to a Real-Life Skynet? Sydney Castillo Weighs In on DIYS

    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sydney Castillo joins Damn Internet, You Scary! to talk about the real struggles of comedy tours, wild audience interactions, and the secrets behind his shirtless FaceTime calls! We also dive into AI bots creating their own secret language (skynet vibes?!), a shape-shifting robot straight out of Terminator, and the biggest comedy club scams comedians face. Plus, don’t miss an epic freestyle session with a Texas twist! 🔹 Comedy club secrets & shady deals 🔹 AI bots speaking in code?! 🔹 Sydney’s top-tier beard glow-up 🔹 The real reason Tony Baker doesn’t answer calls Hit that LIKE & SUBSCRIBE for more hilarious deep dives and internet weirdness! 🔥 LISTEN NOW on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts! 📲 Follow us: https://linktr.ee/damscary 🎤 Special Guest: Sydney Castillo @sydneyisfunny @MyCupIsFullPodcast 👨🏽‍💻 Hosts: Patrick Cloud @patrickcloudchannel  Tahir Moore @tahirmoore 🖥️ Producer: Hippie Goals @hippiegoals Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #ComedyPodcast #SydneyCastillo #DamnInternetYouScary #AIConspiracies #StandUpComedy #TonyBaker #FreestyleRap 0:00 | Intro & Shoutouts   0:23 | Planning a Vegas Trip   1:03 | Old Musicians and Their Instruments   2:01 | The Art of Fake Drumming   2:56 | Sydney’s Shirtless Video Habit   3:52 | The Car Video Effect on Comedy   5:00 | Sydney’s Glow-Up & Beard Journey   6:10 | Top 10 Attractive Comedians Debate   7:02 | Touring Stories & Comedy Club Scams   9:08 | Ticket Sales Drama & Comedy Club Tactics   12:02 | Sydney’s No-Nonsense Business Approach   14:00 | The "Standoffish" Comedian Persona   16:01 | Party Invitations & Social Battery Moments   18:28 | The Surprise Party Wing Moment   21:10 | Sydney's Reserved Personality Explained   23:31 | Sydney’s Mysterious Apartment Policy   25:01 | Comedy Club Culture & Social Dynamics   27:46 | Tony Baker’s Aversion to Phone Calls   29:19 | FaceTiming Tony Baker Live   30:50 | Tony’s Savage Response to Love & Appreciation   32:07 | Classic Pranks on Comedy Tours   35:07 | The Evolution of Comedy Collaboration   37:00 | Freestyle Session – Texas Style   39:08 | The Giraffe Video Legacy   40:22 | AI Bots Creating Their Own Language   42:54 | The Fear of AI & The Terminator Moment   44:32 | Scientists Create Shapeshifting Robots   S/O to our Sponsors Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Mando As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack. Use code [DIYS] at https://www.ShopMando.com

    51 min
  7. The World’s Creepiest Statue Garden Has REAL Human Teeth! 😱 on DIYS with James Daivs

    6 MAR

    The World’s Creepiest Statue Garden Has REAL Human Teeth! 😱 on DIYS with James Daivs

    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!  Guest: James Davis https://www.instagram.com/theejamesdavis 🚨 WTF Did We Just Watch?! In this episode, we dive into some of the weirdest and most terrifying real-life stories ever! From a haunted statue garden with real human teeth to a woman caught in a real-life glitch in the matrix, these stories will blow your mind! 🤯 🔎 Topics We Covered: ✅ A statue garden in Finland with REAL human teeth & creepy voices 🗿🦷 ✅ A woman freezing mid-step—Glitch in the Matrix or something else? 😵‍💫 ✅ Skiing NEXT TO LAVA?! These daredevils have no fear! ⛷🔥 ✅ A brain that turned to glass? This medical case will leave you speechless! 🤯🧠💎 👉 Drop a comment: Which story freaked you out the most?! 📢 Subscribe for more weird stories, eerie mysteries, and comedy takes! 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss a thing! 00:00:00:00 | Behind the Scenes Stories 00:01:32:13 | Pop Culture & Entertainment  00:09:37:06 | The Craziest Stunts People Have Done   00:13:11:23 | Intro & Setting the Stage 00:15:06:09 | Guest Introduction  00:23:10:12 | Unusual Travel Destinations  00:28:45:07 | Unexpected Life Lessons  00:33:13:01 | Weird Statue Garden 00:39:22:14 | Comedy & Stand-Up Stories 00:43:50:06 | Strangest News Headlines 00:47:39:17 | Skiing Beside Lava  00:52:15:08 | Wildest Fan Encounters   00:58:30:12 | Debunking Myths & Conspiracies   01:05:20:03 | Random Deep Conversations  01:12:45:19 | Closing Thoughts & Wrap-Up  S/O to our sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Prize Piks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

    1 h
  8. From Coca-Cola’s Cocaine Past to AI Brain Merging on DIYS with JD Witherspoon

    27 FEB

    From Coca-Cola’s Cocaine Past to AI Brain Merging on DIYS with JD Witherspoon

    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Guest: JD Witherspoon  @JDWitherspoon https://www.instagram.com/jdwitherspoon/ 0:00 | Intro  1:15 | The Viral Singer Everyone’s Talking About  5:42 | Is Kanye West Beyond Redemption?  12:30 | The Kendrick vs. Drake Rap Battle  18:55 | Hip-Hop’s Biggest Beefs & Their Impact  25:10 | Coca-Cola’s Secret Drug History  31:45 | The Woman Who Had a Funeral for Her Arm  38:20 | China’s AI Brain Merging Experiment  45:05 | Final Thoughts & What’s Next  📢 Sponsors: BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/diys HelloFresh: Get 10 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/hellofreshpodcast Skims: Shop the latest at https://www.skims.com/diys 🎬 In this episode of DIYs, we tackle the biggest debates in music and pop culture! 🔥 Topics Covered: The viral singer everyone is talking about 🎤 Is Kanye West truly canceled? 🤔 The cultural impact of hip-hop beefs Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake: The latest rap battle 🔥 Coca-Cola’s secret history with cocaine 🍶 The shocking story of a woman who held a funeral for her amputated arm 🦾 China’s latest experiment: Merging human brains with AI 🤯 💬 Drop your thoughts in the comments: 1️⃣ Can Kanye ever make a true comeback? 2️⃣ Who’s really the king of hip-hop right now? 3️⃣ Would you attend a funeral… for a body part? 📌 Subscribe for more →  @DamInternetYouScary   🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss an episode! 👇 Follow us for more behind-the-scenes & updates: 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/daminternetyouscary 🐦 Twitter: https://www.x.com/damscary 📹 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/daminternetyouscary 🎧 Podcast available on: Spotify | Apple Podcasts | Google Podcasts Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #KanyeWest #HipHopBeef #Drake #KendrickLamar #RapBattle #DIYsPodcast #CocaCola #ChinaTech #HipHopNews #popculture

    1 h y 3 min
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    THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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      Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
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      2019 - 2025
    • Episodios
      296
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