Eventual Consistency | Your reality check on what's actually happening in data.

The data leader's fortnightly reality check. No hype. No hot takes for engagement. Just honest conversation about what's actually happening in data and what it means for the work you're doing. Every two weeks, we pick the stories dominating your feed, the acquisitions, product launches, frameworks, and controversies and discuss them the way you would with your team: critically, honestly, and with one question in mind: "What does this actually mean for my world?" We're not here to sell you courses, predict the future, or tell you the sky is falling. We're here to cut through vendor claims that everything is "revolutionising" something, LinkedIn posts oscillating between doom and humble-brags, and tech journalism that treats every product launch like it's world-changing. This is for VPs of Data, Analytics Directors, Data Engineering Managers, and senior practitioners who need to stay informed but don't have time to wade through whitepapers and noise. People making real decisions: Should we migrate to that warehouse? Is this ML use case worth it, or just shiny object syndrome? Why is everyone talking about this framework when it doesn't solve our actual problem? In 20 minutes, you'll know what's worth your attention and what you can safely ignore. You'll get the perspective to make better decisions, ask vendors better questions, and avoid getting swept up in whatever trend is dominating feeds this week. You'll hear from practitioners and consultants who've been in the room when these decisions go right and when they go spectacularly wrong. We know what the press release says. We also know what actually happens six months later. Because in data, like in distributed systems, consistency is hard. But eventually, reality catches up with the hype.