I Suck At Jiu Jitsu Show

Josh McKinney

Jiu-Jitsu is hard. Join host Josh McKinney on his forever quest to "suck less at jiu-jitsu." Learn from high level black belts, in depth conversations, and off the wall rants by the host himself. It is guaranteed that each episode will help you suck just a little less at jiu-jitsu, or your money back. Josh McKinney is an accomplished adult black belt competitor with a "suck-less" mindset that can help anyone progress

  1. #370 "Sitting Guard is SOFT" | 951-Hot-Take #2

    16 ABR

    #370 "Sitting Guard is SOFT" | 951-Hot-Take #2

    Guard pulling is SOFT… or is it just smarter? In this Hot Takes Hotline episode of the I Suck at Jiu Jitsu Show, we dive straight into one of the most heated debates in jiu jitsu. Is sitting guard weak, or are people just mad they can’t pass it? The episode kicks off with an all-time caller who works a brutal blue collar job and makes a case that might completely flip how you see guard pulling. If you “sit at work,” you don’t get to complain about someone sitting guard. From there, it only gets more unhinged. We get into whether turtle guard is actually a guard or just a bad habit, why people care way too much about medals that don’t matter, and the ongoing gi vs no gi argument about what’s actually “realistic” in a fight. There’s also a hilarious breakdown of people waiting for you to get tired before asking you to roll, and why that mindset might be holding you back more than helping. Some takes are brutally honest, some are completely ridiculous, and a few might actually change how you train. Along the way, we talk about the difference between technique and strength, how rule sets shape your game, and why most people arguing about jiu jitsu online are missing the bigger picture. At the end of the day, this episode proves one thing. Everyone in jiu jitsu has an opinion, and most of them are insane. Drop your hottest take in the comments, call in to 951 HOT TAKE, and if you see someone sitting guard this week… go pass it. ISAJJ Rash Guards:  Jiu-Jitsu for Imbeciles, feat. Rob Biernacki(FREE): https://www.bjjmentalmodels.com/isuck Datsusara 10% OFF with Promo Code “ISUCK”: https://www.dsgear.com/  The Competitor’s Journey: https://www.simplifyingjiujitsu.com/comp 0:00 “Guard Pulling is SOFT”… Until This Guy Spoke 8:31 The Truth About Masters Medals (Nobody Admits This) 16:51 Waiting Until I’m Tired to Roll is PATHETIC 22:34 “You Only Won Because You’re Small” 🤡 29:37 Turtle Guard is FAKE… Or Is It? 37:09 “Let’s Roll Light” is the Biggest Lie in BJJ 39:12 Why Instructionals Are So Hard to Follow 43:53 Do Skull Rash Guards Kill Your Cardio? 😂 46:47 Ecological Training vs Drilling (Who’s Right?) 52:55 Signing Up “Unapproved” is SOFT Behavior 59:14 The Worst Guy at Morning Class 💀 1:02:34 No-Gi is NOT More Realistic (Hot Take) 1:14:02 Rubber Guard = Essential Oils of BJJ

    1 h 18 min
  2. #369 Learn BJJ 10x Faster | 3-Step System

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    #369 Learn BJJ 10x Faster | 3-Step System

    This episode is the exact system I used to help students go from white belt to blue belt in months, not years. After 18+ years of training and coaching, I realized something: 👉 Most people are training wrong. 👉 And it’s why they get better WAY slower than they should. So in this episode, I break down the 3-step formula to learn Jiu-Jitsu 10x faster. This is a system I’ve refined over years of coaching and competition. This is the same framework behind “Master Any Position in 6 Weeks”… but simplified so you can apply it immediately. Master Any Position in 6 Weeks: https://www.simplifyingjiujitsu.com/6 Greatest Guard Passing Seminar Ever: https://youtu.be/aDAwqBVoDP4 Jiu-Jitsu for Imbeciles, feat. Rob Biernacki(FREE): https://www.bjjmentalmodels.com/isuck Datsusara 10% OFF with Promo Code “ISUCK”: https://www.dsgear.com/  The Competitor’s Journey: https://www.simplifyingjiujitsu.com/comp 00:00 The 10x Jiu-Jitsu Secret (Why Most People Learn Too Slow) 03:00 The Old Way vs The Fast Way (What Actually Works) 05:40 The 3-Step Formula Explained 06:00 Step 1: Focus (Why You’re Getting Nowhere) 09:45 How to Choose the RIGHT Focus (Most People Mess This Up) 12:30 The 80% Rule (Fix What’s Actually Happening to You) 14:00 The Excuse Trap (Why You’re Not Improving) 16:40 The “Jiu-Jitsu ADD” Problem 21:50 Why Reflection After Training Matters 25:20 Step 2: Fight (How You Actually Get Better) 26:30 Understanding vs Reps (You Need BOTH) 28:00 Why Drilling Alone Fails 30:00 The Truth About Competition Reps (Underrated Advantage) 32:00 When Drilling DOES Work 34:20 Constraints Training (Pros & Cons) 36:00 The “Designated Winner” Hack (Game-Changer) 41:10 Positional Sparring Done RIGHT 43:00 Why Most People Waste Their Rounds 44:40 Step 3: Feedback (The Missing Piece) 45:30 Why Wins & Losses Are a TERRIBLE Metric 47:30 The Right Way to Measure Progress 49:00 How Black Belts Actually Train 50:10 Creating Your Own Metrics 52:30 Why Your Coach Won’t Fix This For You 54:40 The Ultimate Test: Can You Teach It? 57:00 The Loop That Makes You Dangerous 58:40 How to Repeat This Forever (Endless Progress) 59:30 Final Thoughts + How to Apply This Today

    1 h 1 min
  3. #368 You Learned BJJ All Wrong!

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    #368 You Learned BJJ All Wrong!

    What if everything you’ve been told about “fundamentals” in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is wrong?For years you’ve heard it. Focus on the basics. Master the fundamentals. Drill the same moves over and over. But what if that advice is actually the reason you feel stuck on the mats?In this episode, Josh breaks down the biggest lie in BJJ and explains why there are no fundamental techniques. Jiu Jitsu is not a collection of moves. It is a series of problems that must be solved in real time.You’ll learn why top athletes don’t think in techniques, how to identify the real tasks that win you rounds, and how to stop becoming the victim of a thousand moves. This episode will completely change how you approach training, drilling, and building your own game.If you’ve ever felt like your Jiu Jitsu isn’t clicking, this is the shift you’ve been missing.Watch this before your next training session.Try this in training. Ask yourself what has to happen for you to win a round. Track what happens when you lose. Focus on accomplishing the same task with less strength and less movement every session.New episodes every Thursday. Subscribe if you want to suck less at Jiu Jitsu. Greatest Guard Passing Seminar Ever: https://youtu.be/aDAwqBVoDP4Jiu-Jitsu for Imbeciles, feat. Rob Biernacki(FREE): https://www.bjjmentalmodels.com/isuckDatsusara 10% OFF with Promo Code “ISUCK”: https://www.dsgear.com/ The Competitor’s Journey: https://www.simplifyingjiujitsu.com/comp

    1 h 2 min
  4. #367 "Belt's Don't Matter" | 951-HOT-TAKE #1

    26 MAR

    #367 "Belt's Don't Matter" | 951-HOT-TAKE #1

    Finally, your voice can be heard! In episode #1 of "951-HOT-TAKE" I(@thejoshmckinney) listen to some of your most frustrated and hottest takes. If you've ever been annoyed about someone who doesn't deserve their next belt getting promoted before you, then you NEED to listen to this episode. BJJ Belt promotions are one of the most vague and frustrating parts of jiu jitsu. How can we solve it? Don't worry, I have the answer and it's simple and it'll shock you. We also talk about big guys being mistreated, submissions not working, and how dumb stripe are. Whites and Blacks(belts) alike will laugh and learn from this new episode format for the I Suck at Jiu Jitsu show. It took 367 episodes but we really have found our stride... Subscribe for more jiu jitsu breakdowns, seminars, competition insights, and gameplans. Greatest Guard Passing Seminar Ever: https://youtu.be/aDAwqBVoDP4 Jiu-Jitsu for Imbeciles, feat. Rob Biernacki(FREE): https://www.bjjmentalmodels.com/isuck Datsusara 10% OFF with Promo Code “ISUCK”: https://www.dsgear.com/  The Competitor’s Journey: https://www.simplifyingjiujitsu.com/comp 0:00 I Suck at Jiu Jitsu (Intro + new hotline concept) 1:41 HOT TAKE #1: Stop crying about heavyweights 3:03 Should you avoid bigger opponents? (real answer) 5:24 Why going harder is actually making you worse 7:14 HOT TAKE #2: Omoplatas are useless?! 9:03 Why omoplatas actually work (but not how you think) 11:21 Why most people NEVER get good at them 16:35 HOT TAKE #3: Adults who need stripes should quit 17:30 The truth about stripe promotions (black belt secret) 20:30 The awkward reality of belt promotions 22:29 HOT TAKE #4: Promotions on the podium are cringe 24:31 When it’s actually okay to promote on the podium 30:00 HOT TAKE: People self-promoting belts?! 33:32 THE BIG REVEAL: Belts don’t matter 35:07 Why self-promoters don’t win long-term 40:00 How to know if you DESERVE your next belt 46:08 HOT TAKE: Wrestlers shouldn’t be white belts 48:42 Wrestling vs Judo (spicy take) 50:18 Why consistency beats talent every time 54:16 Quick mindset shift: Are you actually improving? 55:55 WILDEST TAKE: Infect your competition to win 😳 56:28 Is that… illegal?? 59:10 REAL QUESTION: Who’s the jerk in this roll? 1:02:12 The REAL problem: bad communication in training 1:05:10 Why “rolling light” always turns into war 1:06:29 The simplest solution: just don’t train with them 1:08:46 Outro: Why everyone still sucks (and that’s okay)

    1 h 10 min
  5. #366 Guard Passing Tier List | I Ranked EVERY GUARD PASS

    19 MAR

    #366 Guard Passing Tier List | I Ranked EVERY GUARD PASS

    I ranked every major guard pass in jiu jitsu from useless to essential based on what actually works when you’re trying to pass against good people. In this episode of the I Suck at Jiu Jitsu Show, I break down the best guard passes in grappling using three criteria: risk, finishability, and versatility. If you’ve ever felt stuck inside someone’s guard, constantly getting swept, submitted, or forced into bad decisions just trying to pass, this will help you see things a lot more clearly. This isn’t just a list of flashy passes. I’m talking about what actually holds up in real training and competition. Which passes are worth building your game around, which ones are more situational, and which ones probably aren’t worth your time right now. I cover passes like the knee cut, torreando, leg drag, side smash, leg weave, float pass, tripod pass, body lock pass, long step, over under, double under, single under, X pass, Sao Paulo pass, cross pant grip passing, back step, reverse knee cut, knee staple, surfer pass, hip switch, cross body half guard passing, and more. If you’re newer and trying to figure out where to focus, or you’ve been training for a while and want to tighten up your passing system, this should give you a solid direction. And if you think I got something completely wrong, I want to hear it. Drop your hottest take in the comments. Subscribe for more jiu jitsu breakdowns, seminars, competition insights, and gameplans. Greatest Guard Passing Seminar Ever: https://youtu.be/aDAwqBVoDP4 Jiu-Jitsu for Imbeciles, feat. Rob Biernacki(FREE): https://www.bjjmentalmodels.com/isuck Datsusara 10% OFF with Promo Code “ISUCK”: https://www.dsgear.com/  The Competitor’s Journey: https://www.simplifyingjiujitsu.com/comp 0:00 Intro 0:17 Why This Episode Will Change Your Guard Passing 1:47 The Tier List Criteria 5:50 Risk in Guard Passing 8:13 Finishability 10:04 Versatility 12:23 Torreando Pass 14:41 X Pass 16:08 Leg Drag 17:17 Cartwheel Pass 18:57 Datsusara Sponsor Break 20:24 Single Under Pass 21:58 Knee Cut Pass 24:59 Reverse Knee Cut 26:06 Back Step Pass 29:25 Over Under Pass 32:03 Competitor’s Journey Ad 33:24 DLR Stepover Pass 34:27 Double Under Pass 35:28 Body Lock Pass 37:22 Side Smash / Folding Pass 40:00 Near Side Underhook Pass 41:34 Leg Weave Pass 43:20 Knee Weave / Dope Mount 43:49 Smash Half Guard Pass 44:46 Float Pass 46:00 High Step Pass 47:23 BJJ Mental Models Sponsor Break 48:36 Sao Paulo Pass 50:09 Tripod Pass 51:06 Long Step Pass 52:56 Knee Staple Pass 54:45 Cross Pant Grip Pass 55:40 Surfer Pass 57:13 Double Under Lapel Pass / Squid Pass 59:42 Reverse Leg Drag 1:01:26 Hip Switch vs Crossbody Half Guard Pass 1:03:14 Crossbody Half Guard Pass 1:04:04 How to Build Guard Passing Combos 1:04:56 Torreando Combo 1:05:54 Leg Drag Combo 1:07:21 Knee Cut Combo 1:09:20 Knee Weave Combo 1:10:35 Why Stack Passes Ranked Lower 1:13:12 Final Thoughts on the Tier List 1:14:16 951 Hot Take + Guard Passing Seminar 1:14:57 Why the Tier List Trilogy Ends Here

    1 h 17 min
  6. #365 The Submission Tier List | Top 66 Submissions RANKED

    12 MAR

    #365 The Submission Tier List | Top 66 Submissions RANKED

    I ranked 66 submissions in Jiu-Jitsu from F Tier to SS Tier (completely useless to absolutely unstoppable) Some of these finishes are guaranteed taps at the highest levels of grappling. Others… shouldn’t even be taught. In this video I break down the most effective submissions in jiu jitsu, the most overrated techniques in grappling, and the finishes that still dominate modern gi, no-gi, and mma. ⚠️ Fair warning: This list is going to make some people angry. Armbar Masterclass: https://youtu.be/08T8lHD_FSk  "For the Art" Song: https://open.spotify.com/track/341V8L79iVzoh90H3JVikH?si=753bc99c4f4745c2  Jiu-Jitsu for Imbeciles, feat. Rob Biernacki(FREE): https://www.bjjmentalmodels.com/isuck Datsusara 10% OFF with Promo Code “ISUCK”: https://www.dsgear.com/  The Competitor’s Journey: https://www.simplifyingjiujitsu.com/comp 8:22 Americana – Still One of the Most Reliable Submissions 10:32 Inside Heel Hook – The Submission Everyone Fears 11:41 Americana From Closed Guard – STOP 12:06 Loop Choke – The Sneaky Attack That Keeps Working 13:58 Rear Triangle – The Back Attack People Forget About 16:04 Banana Split – Looks Crazy… But Does It Work? 17:59 D’Arce Choke – A Modern Grappling Staple 19:36 Head Scissors – Hilarious 21:17 Sponsor Break – Datsusara Gi 22:59 Knee Bar – The Straightforward Leg Lock 24:33 Bow & Arrow Choke 25:18 Straight Arm Lock / Shoulder Crunch – Underrated Control 27:10 Diesel Squeezel – The Weird Submission That Actually Works 31:11 Anaconda Choke 32:30 Kesa Gatame Pressure – Can Pressure Be a Submission? 34:45 Armbar From Bottom – The Classic Everyone Learns 36:40 Ninja Choke 37:29 Cross Collar Choke – The Most Traditional Gi Finish 38:20 Gogoplata – Flashy or Functional? 39:24 Electric Chair 42:04 Rear Naked Choke – The King of All Submissions? 45:26 Peruvian Necktie – The Wild Front Headlock Attack 45:41 Aoki Lock – The Submission That Shocked the Gi World 48:48 Bicep Slicer – Painful But Rare 49:44 Clock Choke – A Brutal Gi Finish 51:24 Tarikoplata – The Modern Shoulder Destroyer 52:31 Twister – The Eddie Bravo Special 53:38 Armbar From Top 55:01 Guillotine – The Fastest Submission in Grappling 57:16 Monoplata – The Hidden Shoulder Attack 58:03 Outside Heel Hook – The Other Dangerous Leg Lock 59:03 Hammerlock – Old School Control Move 59:47 Bulldog Choke – The Wrestling Surprise 1:02:36 Brabo Choke – The Gi Version of the D’Arce 1:05:02 Toe Hold – The Most Common Leg Lock 1:05:49 Wrist Lock – The Most Hated Submission 1:07:11 Calf Slicer – Painful and Underused 1:09:06 Zipper Choke – One of the Meanest Gi Attacks 1:10:05 Triangle From Guard – The Most Famous Submission 1:11:20 Suloev Stretch – The Hamstring Destroyer 1:14:20 Buggy Choke – The Internet’s Favorite Submission 1:17:08 Mounted Triangle – A Powerful Variation 1:18:53 Paper Cutter Choke 1:19:51 Mir Lock – A Rare Shoulder Attack 1:21:06 Japanese Necktie – The D’Arce’s Cousin 1:22:41 Von Flue Choke 1:23:27 Canto Choke – A Deep Gi Cut 1:24:18 Straight Ankle Lock – The Original Leg Lock 1:25:40 Muffler – The Sneaky Back Attack 1:27:34 Texas Cloverleaf – The Wrestling Throwback 1:28:18 Arm Triangle – The Most Dominant Mount Finish 1:29:29 North-South Choke – The Slow Suffocation 1:30:17 Kesa Gatame Armbar – The Hidden Arm Attack 1:31:18 Baratoplata – A Very Strange Shoulder Lock 1:32:29 Z Lock – The New Leg Lock People Are Learning 1:33:28 Estima Lock – The Foot Lock That Changed Gi Grappling 1:34:07 Reverse Triangle – The Inverted Classic 1:35:16 Woj Lock – The New School Foot Lock 1:37:13 Scorpion Death Lock – Does This Even Work? 1:38:21 Teepee Choke – The Tight Triangle Variation 1:39:27 Ezekiel Choke 1:41:54 Baseball Bat Choke – The Sneakiest Gi Trap 1:45:20 Guillotine From Bottom Side Control – A Risky Move 1:46:24 Homer Simpson Choke – Yes, That’s a Real Submission 1:48:10 Omoplata – The Shoulder Lock That Never Goes Away 1:51:08 Kimura – The Submission Everyone Must Know 1:51:40 Choi Bar – The Modern Armbar Upgrade

    2 h y 5 min
  7. #364 The Guard Tier List | 28 Different Guards RANKED

    5 MAR

    #364 The Guard Tier List | 28 Different Guards RANKED

    I ranked 28 different guards in Jiu-Jitsu from F Tier to SS Tier based on real effectiveness at the highest levels of grappling. Which guards are actually worth learning… and which ones are a complete waste of time? In this video I break down the best guards in Jiu Jitsu, the most overrated guards, and the positions that still dominate modern gi and no-gi competition. ⚠️ Some of these rankings may make you mad. Jiu-Jitsu for Imbeciles, feat. Rob Biernacki(FREE): https://www.bjjmentalmodels.com/isuck sportshygiene.com Promo Code “ISUCK” Datsusara 10% OFF with Promo Code “ISUCK”: https://www.dsgear.com/  The Competitor’s Journey: https://www.simplifyingjiujitsu.com/comp 0:00 Intro 0:16 I Ranked Every Guard in Jiu-Jitsu 3:32 Criteria for the Tier List 9:21 Quarter Guard 12:17 Donkey Guard / Reverse Closed Guard 17:04 X Guard 20:06 Lockdown 22:55 Knee Shield 23:54 Coyote Guard 25:50 Deep Half Guard 28:04 K Guard 29:31 Single Leg X Guard (SLX) 33:03 Seated Guard (Sit-Up / Koala Guard) 34:12 Reverse De La Riva (RDLR) 35:35 De La Riva (DLR) 37:32 Spider Guard 39:38 Collar Sleeve Guard 41:16 Lapel Guards (Overview) 41:40 Shallow Lapel Guards (early lapel / lapel lasso / lapel spider) 43:53 Deep Lapel Guards (worm / squid / etc.) 47:27 Hybrid Lapel Guards (lapel added to no-gi guards) 50:24 Open Guard (Disconnected) 51:25 50/50 Guard 53:45 Rubber Guard 55:22 Williams Guard 56:52 Shin-on-Shin 57:28 Inverted Guard 59:23 Smashed Half Guard 1:01:15 Turtle Guard 1:02:49 Lasso Guard 1:03:33 Butterfly Guard 1:05:05 Octopus Guard 1:08:48 Closed Guard 1:11:34 Final Tier List Recap (bottom to top) 1:16:19 SS Tier Reveal + Wrap Up

    1 h 19 min

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Jiu-Jitsu is hard. Join host Josh McKinney on his forever quest to "suck less at jiu-jitsu." Learn from high level black belts, in depth conversations, and off the wall rants by the host himself. It is guaranteed that each episode will help you suck just a little less at jiu-jitsu, or your money back. Josh McKinney is an accomplished adult black belt competitor with a "suck-less" mindset that can help anyone progress

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