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Official Podcast of the Meat Boys

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Ep 015 - Pizza Dorks of New York

Well now, hold your horses and cease all your immediate proceedings! It's time for another sidewindin' adventure with the darndin' Lunch Meat Boys!

1 h y 8 min
HACE 2 DÍAS · CONTENIDO EXTRA

A Very Lunch Meat Christmas

Hitch your horses and gather 'round the campfire, folks, 'cause The Meat Boys are back in the saddle for a festive holiday hootenanny that’s wilder than a rattlesnake in a stocking! This week, Chris and Brad are wettin’ their whistles with some questionable energy tonics while debatin’ the merits of every holiday on the calendar, from the lonesome blues of Valentine’s Day to the confusing timing of Thanksgiving dinner. Things get heated quicker than a branding iron when the boys lock horns over the definition of soup versus cereal and the drinking of bone broth, leading to a "Hot Shit" sermon from Brad regarding the philosophy of the morning constitutional. The duo spins a dark and twisted yarn about Santa Claus that ain't for the faint of heart, before trying to harmonize on a Christmas wish that goes completely off the rails. To cap off the night, they open up the mailbag to help a listener deal with a neighbor who’s got a mighty peculiar way of delivering his "package" through the mail slot. So pour yourself some eggnog, sit back, and listen to these two rustlers ramble until the cows come home. Write in your questions to lunchmeatpod@gmail.com

1 h y 2 min
HACE 4 DÍAS

Ep 014 - The Rupee as a Store of Value

Giddy up tenderfoot! We're fixin' to have a new slice uh Lunch Meat!

1 h y 3 min
19 DIC

Ep 013 - Temple of Dumb

Well here we go again. Brad wont shut the hell up about Indiana jones. I think he want to marry him. plus more of that good old fashioned Lunch Meat that's good enough to write home about. Lunch Meat!

1 h y 6 min
16 DIC

Ep 012 - Don't Call Me Late For Dinner

Yee-haw! Quit your bellyachin' and sit down by the fire for a good ole' Hog-killin'-time - that's right - Lunch Meat!

1 h y 3 min
16 DIC

Ep 011 - Harry Potter Has A Gun

Well look what we got here Herschel, a little bid uh that fancy big city Lunch Meat. This week, Brad and Chris are wettin' their whistles with some peculiar energy elixirs that smell a mite suspicious and taste like trouble. Tensions rise early when Chris offers up a gift that don’t quite fit the bill, leading to a scuffle over fancy mic covers masquerading as hats. The conversation turns to Chris’s ornery hound dog, Brando, who’s been nipping at heels and causing the fellas to ponder some drastic measures involving the big ranch in the sky. Between sips, they spin yarns about the perils of delivering packages in the wild for Amazon, debate the strange romantic appeal of a certain mouse named Stuart Little, and reckon why so many Disney villains meet their end fallin' from great heights. They also take a moment to jaw about Red Dead Redemption 2, Tron Legacy, and the foolishness of wizards before trying to carry a tune together, stumbling more than a drunk horse in a saloon. So sit back, grab some grub, and listen to these two rustlers ramble on till the cows come home.

1 h y 18 min
16 DIC

Ep 010 - The Jonas Brothers Are Actually Cool

Woah now! The guys debate which cartoon animals are the most attractive (Maid Marian vs. Judy Hopps) and discuss the cinematic potential of Owen Wilson starring as a fish. The random topic generator leads to emotional confessions about crying during Toy Story 3 and Les Misérables, followed by a heated debate on the existence of historical giants. Finally, the duo engages in an extended office roleplay scenario involving syrup pens, paperclip theft, and the "Croissant Retard." Plus more of that fantastic taste of the classic Lunch Meat you've come to love and respect and share with your family. Lunch Meat!

1 h y 7 min
16 DIC

Ep 009 - What Ever Happened to the Milkman?

take a good look at yourself you piece of garbage. In this exciting and fresh episode of Lunch Meat, Chris and Brad enter the echo chamber fueled by Bang Energy and Celsius (with a touch of biotin for hair growth). The guys recap a chaotic Thanksgiving involving segregated celebrations, brad bombing at the dinner table with his "Good Order" bit, and the existential dread of family members asking if they like stand-up comedy. Brad opens up his "Bradley Facts" Letterboxd account to share some controversial reviews of Empire Strikes Back and disturbing theories about Doc Brown’s original dog in Back to the Future. The episode culminates in a randomly generated topic—"Whatever Happened to the Milkman?"—which spirals into a forty-minute Oscar-bait movie pitch. The duo develops a multi-timeline cinematic universe starring Tiberius Pickup Sticks, featuring chapters based on Parasite, Green Book, and Spotlight. Now sit down shut your lips and listen. Lunch Meat!

1 h y 11 min

Official Podcast of the Meat Boys

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