The Beaverton Weekly Report

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Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles an all-star Panel of comedians to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts their knowledge of the news to the test in a very important quiz where the stakes couldn't be lower. The Beaverton Weekly Report is a hilarious look at what's going on in the world around us. It's just like watching CNN, only funnier and with fewer erectile dysfunction ads.

  1. Trump goes full Bridge Troll

    HACE 6 DÍAS

    Trump goes full Bridge Troll

    "If you want to get past me, first you must answer these questions three. And give me 50%" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Megan MacKay and Nile Seguin) talk about Trump's sudden interest in bridges, Bad Bunny's "controversial" halftime performance, and Stephen Harper's call for unity. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the cringiest political move we've ever seen.  If you'd like an extended cut that also talks about the Olympics and athletes speaking out agains Trump, check us out on Patreon.

    1 h y 3 min
  2. Poilievre Ain't Going Nowhere!

    4 FEB

    Poilievre Ain't Going Nowhere!

    Ain't no party like a Poilievre Party because a Poilievre Party will threaten you behind closed doors if you don't support him! Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay, and Ian MacIntyre) talk Pierre Poilievre's completely unexpected leadership review victory, the latest round of Epstein nightmares, and what exactly Mark Carney is trying to do with your grocery bill. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discusses... something... with Bonhomme. Just, listen to it.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also dives into B.C. premier David Eby's treason accusations against Alberta Separatists, check us out on Patreon!

    1 h y 1 min
  3. The Beaverton Live from Edmonton, with Henry Sir!

    26 ENE

    The Beaverton Live from Edmonton, with Henry Sir!

    "Carney should just spray him with a water bottle, like a cat." Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood and Ian MacIntyre) are joined by Edmonton's own Henry Sir (Current Events Chirped by a Canadian) for a live podcast taping, as part of the Winterruption Festival. Live on stage in front of a sold out crowd we talk Carney's two speeches last week, Trump backing down on Greenland, and U.S. interest in Alberta independence.  Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz tests our panel's knowledge of abandoned Newfoundland fish sauce plants.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version that includes the live Beaverton newsdesk segment, check us out on Patreon.

    50 min
  4. The Rules-Based International Order Enters a Rebuild

    21 ENE

    The Rules-Based International Order Enters a Rebuild

    "We shouldn't have sent all our draft picks to China!" Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Nile Seguin and Megan MacKay) talk Carney's global trade tour and shockingly honest World Economic Forum Speech, Trump upping the pressure on a Greenland acquisition and Poilievre searching for a new riding to run in (again). Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the most offensive Board Game ever created.  If you'd like an Extended Cut verion that also breaks down Francois Legault's resignation as Quebec Premier, check us out on Patreon.

    1 h y 10 min
  5. Have No Skills And Love Power? ICE is Hiring!

    14 ENE

    Have No Skills And Love Power? ICE is Hiring!

    "No literacy test, as long as you're thin skinned enough!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) talk about the horrific ICE shooting of Renee Good, Mark Carney's trade visit to China, the protests in Iran, and Trump's obsession with interest rates. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz reveals why you should never plug a bullet hole with a butt plug.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also talks about the cultural phenomenon that is Heated Rivalry, check us out on Patreon.

    1 h y 9 min
  6. War! Huh! What Is It Good For? Still Oil.

    7 ENE

    War! Huh! What Is It Good For? Still Oil.

    It's always been oil. It'll always be oil. Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Nile Seguin) dive into the chaos and confusion of Trump's decision to attack Venezuela and kidnap its leader, including the "problematic" legal precedent it sets, what it means for other countries subject to the Donroe Doctrine, and Canada really setting a new bar for the word milquetoast with their response. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the most cartoonish way to fix climate change.  If you'd like an Extended Cut version that also covers Chrystia Freeland accepting a job working for Ukraine while still serving as a Canadian MP, check us out on Patreon.

    1 h y 6 min
  7. 2025 Year In Review!

    29/12/2025

    2025 Year In Review!

    Hit the bricks, you stupid year! Ian and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, and in the guest chair for the first time, Luke Gordon Field) discuss the top 5 stories of the year, plus stories that didn't get enough attention (remember when Doug Ford was gonna cut off the US's electricity?) Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz tests how well our panel remembers this truly bullshit past 12 months. If you would like an extended cut version of this episode that where we share 2026 predictions from our panel and Patreon supporters, check us out on our Patreon.

    1 h y 7 min
  8. Carney asks Santa for Majority, Scratch Lottery Tickets

    17/12/2025

    Carney asks Santa for Majority, Scratch Lottery Tickets

    "Also, some socks please." Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Clare Blackwood) talk the Liberals' scheme to get Conservative MPs to cross floor, Poilievre's disastrous CBC interview, and the immediate politicization of the weekend's tragedies. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the worst reason to get fired from your job.  If you'd like an Extended Cut that unpacks the chaos unfolding in the OneBC party, check us out on Patreon.

    1 h
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Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles an all-star Panel of comedians to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts their knowledge of the news to the test in a very important quiz where the stakes couldn't be lower. The Beaverton Weekly Report is a hilarious look at what's going on in the world around us. It's just like watching CNN, only funnier and with fewer erectile dysfunction ads.

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    The Beaverton
  • Años de actividad
    2017 - 2026
  • Episodios
    78
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