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The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

  1. HACE 1 H

    Can USMNT Trust Pulisic? Answering USMNT Fan Questions & Italy Misses World Cup Again

    Christian Pulisic is supposed to be the guy for the USMNT—but right now, it’s not looking great. We break down his dip in form for both club and country and ask the uncomfortable question: can the U.S. really trust him to deliver on the biggest stage? Is this just a rough patch, or are we seeing the limits of what he can be as the face of American soccer? We also partnered with Meta to tap directly into the fan conversation, answering your biggest USMNT questions straight from Threads. From lineup debates to World Cup expectations, we dig into what supporters are really thinking—and where the panic might (or might not) be justified. Finally, we zoom out to the global game and react to the chaos of World Cup qualifying playoffs, presented by Smirnoff Ice. Italy misses out on another World Cup and the questions are only getting louder, while Iraq’s qualification gives us one of the best stories in football right now. Add in inspiring runs from Congo and Sweden, and a bigger conversation about the expanded World Cup format, and there’s plenty to get into.   Timestamps: (8:30) – Can USMNT trust Christian Pulisic this World Cup? (20:30) -  Responding to your USMNT questions on Threads (43:30) – Italy misses out on ANOTHER World Cup (1:00:00) – Iraq ends 40-year World Cup drought (1:02:00) - Expanded World Cup field was a good idea (1:04:30) - Congo and Sweden’s World Cup qualifying run was awesome Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    58 min

  2. HACE 1 DÍA

    USMNT Fall 2-0 to Portugal: Panic Time? Pulisic Concerns, Pochettino Graded & World Cup Outlook

    Another tough result for the USMNT, this time a 2-0 loss to Portugal—and the questions are only getting louder. We break down exactly what went wrong, from tactical issues to individual performances, and ask the big question: is it time to panic? Bruno Fernandes ran the show for Portugal and earns our Player of the Game, while Christian Pulisic’s struggles are becoming harder to ignore. What does his current form mean for the U.S. heading into a massive summer? With the March international window now behind us, we take a step back and evaluate Mauricio Pochettino’s performance as a whole. Did he learn enough? Did he experiment too much? And most importantly, how much work remains before the World Cup kicks off? With the U.S. group now officially set, we preview the matchups and give our honest predictions on whether this team can advance out of the group—or if there’s real trouble brewing. To close things out, we look ahead and try to project the USMNT’s starting XI heading into the summer. Who’s locked in, who’s on the bubble, and who might be playing their way out of contention? Plus, we tap into the live chat and social media reactions to hear what fans are saying—because right now, everyone has an opinion, and not all of them are optimistic. Timestamps: (0:00) – Recapping USMNT’s lackluster loss to Portugal (6:30) -  Player of the Game: Bruno Fernandes (12:40) – Breaking down Christian Pulisic’s worrying form (17:30) – Grading Mauricio Pochettino’s March window (26:00) - USMNT World Cup group preview and predictions (35:40) - Predicting USMNT’s World Cup starting XI Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    48 min

  3. HACE 4 DÍAS

    USMNT Crushed 5-2 by Belgium! Marcelo Balboa Reacts, Mauricio Pochettino Questioned & Portugal Preview

    That was rough. The USMNT got hit hard in a 5-2 loss to Belgium, and we went live immediately after the final whistle to make sense of it all. Is this the kind of loss that forces growth—or proof that this team just isn’t ready yet? We break down Mauricio Pochettino’s tactics, decisions, and whether he got it completely wrong on the night. Then, USMNT legend Marcelo Balboa joins us to offer real insight into what failed on the pitch and what the team must fix before it’s too late. Belgium came to play, and one name stood above the rest: Dodi Lukebakio. With two goals and a dominant performance, he earns our Player of the Game honors. Meanwhile, we take a hard look at Pochettino’s lineup choices, substitutions, and overall game management. Were the players set up to fail, or did individuals simply not rise to the occasion? We hand out grades and don’t hold back. As always, the chat had plenty to say—and we bring the best (and wildest) fan reactions into the show. From frustration to full-on panic, the USMNT discourse is heating up. We wrap things up by turning the page to what’s next: a massive test against Portugal. What needs to change, and can the U.S. bounce back? We’ve got you covered. Timestamps: (1:55) – Recapping USMNT’s brutal loss to Belgium (6:30) - Marcelo Balboa joins the Show (17:15) – Player of the Game: Dodi Lukebakio (28:00) – Grading Mauricio Pochettino (40:00) - USMNT vs Portugal preview Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    45 min

  4. 23 MAR

    Arsenal Bottle It Again, Santi Gimenez Joins & Griezmann to MLS?! Plus That Wild MLS Handball Drama

    Arsenal fans, we’ve been here before… and it’s not pretty. The Gunners have let another trophy slip through their fingers, and we’re asking the big question: what’s actually missing? Is it mentality, depth, tactics—or something deeper? We break down where it all went wrong and what needs to change if Arsenal want to stop being “almost” and start being champions. Plus, things get weird off the pitch as Jorginho finds himself in an unexpected back-and-forth with pop star Chappell Roan. Trust us, this story is as chaotic as it sounds. Then, we’re joined by one of the brightest stars in North American soccer: Santi Gimenez. He talks to us about his road to recovery from injury, what it’s been like navigating the growing wave of CONCACAF talent making moves in Europe, and how his time at AC Milan is shaping his career. We also get into what it would mean for him to represent Mexico in a World Cup played on home soil—a moment that could define a generation. Finally, we head back to MLS for some classic controversy. Inter Miami vs NYCFC gave us a head-scratching handball non-call involving Dayne St. Clair that has everyone talking—and we’ve got opinions. To top it all off, the rumor mill is heating up with Antoine Griezmann reportedly edging closer to a long-awaited move to MLS. Could this finally be the moment? We break it all down, with plenty of laughs along the way.   Timestamps: (11:30) – Arsenal bottle another trophy opportunity (25:00) - Jorginho and Chappell Roan are beefing!? (35:00) – Santi Gimenez joins The Cooligans (54:00) – Handball non-call saves Inter Miami vs NYCFC (1:04:00) - Antoine Griezmann finalizes move to Orlando City (1:08:00) - MLS suspends Philadelphia Union Sporting Director Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    1 h 20 min

  5. 19 MAR

    USMNT Roster Drama, Pepi to Fulham Gamble & Premier League’s Champions League Reality Check

    The World Cup is around the corner, and the USMNT roster decisions are getting real. We dig into Mauricio Pochettino’s latest squad selection and debate whether he got it right—or if there are some glaring issues that could haunt the U.S. on the biggest stage. One of the biggest talking points: Gio Reyna. Is he still deserving of a place in this team, or is it time to move on? We also explore Ricardo Pepi’s reported move to Fulham and why this could be a make-or-break moment in his career as he fights to become the USMNT’s starting striker. Over in Europe, it was a brutal Champions League Round of 16 for the Premier League. Manchester City, Tottenham, Chelsea, and Newcastle all crashing out? Yeah, we’ve got a lot to say. Is this proof that the Premier League might be overrated this season, or is it just one of those years where things didn’t go their way? We break down what went wrong and what it says about the state of England’s top clubs compared to the rest of Europe. And then… chaos. Absolute chaos. CAF somehow manages to strip Senegal of their AFCON title and hand it to Morocco nearly two months after the tournament ended. We try to make sense of one of the wildest administrative decisions in recent soccer history—and fail miserably. So instead, we do what we do best: roast the situation, question everything, and unpack just how ridiculous this whole saga really is. Timetamps: (9:30) – USMNT roster reaction: did Pochettino get it right? (33:00) – Ricardo Pepi to Fulham! Can he prove himself at the highest level? (40:45) – Premier League teams get embarrassed in Champions League (1:03:30) – CONCACAF Champions Cup: Inter Miam eliminated! (1:07:00) – Roasting CAF for the AFCON title reversal Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    1 h 19 min

  6. 16 MAR

    LAFC Running Away With MLS? Liverpool’s Late Meltdowns & Chelsea’s Financial Rule Fine Debate

    On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros dive into the early MLS season and ask a big question: are LAFC already pulling away from the rest of the league? With Vancouver and Inter Miami chasing close behind, the guys break down whether anyone can keep up with LAFC’s dominant start or if we’re witnessing the beginning of another runaway season. Across the Atlantic, Liverpool’s frustrating habit of dropping points late in matches continues, raising questions about whether new manager Arne Slot deserves some blame. The hosts also take a look at Pep Guardiola and whether his legendary run with Manchester City F.C. might finally be losing its edge. Meanwhile, Chelsea F.C. receive what feels like a light punishment for breaking Premier League financial rules—did they get off too easy? Plus, the guys fire off quick reactions to some of the week’s strangest and funniest football moments: Erling Haaland blasting a shot straight into someone’s face, Chelsea’s awkward pre-game huddle, the latest United States Men's National Team World Cup kit reveal, and the big question facing Orlando City SC—who should be their next head coach?   (7:00) –  LAFC already separating themselves from the rest of the league? (13:30) – Inter Miami too dependent on Messi? (23:45) – Arne Slot to blame for Liverpool’s late game woes? (31:30) – Pep Guardiola’s time at Man City coming to an end? (36:30) – Arsenal closing in on PL title (45:30) - Chelsea fined for financial breach: but is it enough? Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    1 h 2 min

  7. 12 MAR

    Real Madrid’s Champions League aura, Tottenham fight relegation & Weston McKennie interview

    Real Madrid continued their quest for their 16th Champions League title on Wednesday in the Round of 16. After handily defeating Manchester City in the first leg 3–0, many are starting to wonder if there is a certain aura surrounding Real Madrid when they play in this tournament. Is it something that the Blues and other potential foes will be able to overcome the rest of the way? The conversation then shifts to Tottenham Hotspur’s miserable season continuing as they were trounced in their first leg of the Champions League against Atlético Madrid. While their prospects for a better second leg might be dim, it’s the Premier League relegation battle that Tottenham must start to worry about. Can they avoid completing an embarrassing season and being relegated from the Premier League? Christian and Alexis are then joined by Juventus FC and USMNT midfield star Weston McKennie as he talks about his time playing in Italy, what he’s looking forward to in the upcoming World Cup and his interesting take on a controversial pizza condiment. The guys close the show by previewing the upcoming NWSL season and who they think will be this year’s champion.   7:18 – Top Topic: Real Madrid defeats Man City 22:59 – Tottenham’s relegation battle 33:00 – Weston McKennie joins the show 1:06:46 – 2026 NWSL preview Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    1 h 20 min

  8. 10 MAR

    Dest Injury, Messi White House Backlash & Which MLS Coach Is Next on the Hot Seat?

    The international break drama starts with a major blow for the United States as Sergiño Dest goes down with another injury. Alexis and Christian analyze how big the loss is for Mauricio Pochettino’s system and explore the realistic options the USMNT has at right-back moving forward. Is there a clear replacement, or does the position become a tactical problem heading into upcoming friendlies? The conversation then shifts to Lionel Messi and Inter Miami’s visit to the White House—an appearance that sparked unexpected backlash, particularly among Argentine fans. The hosts unpack why the moment created controversy, how politics and sports collided online, and whether it has any real impact on Messi’s legacy or public perception. Finally, the guys turn their attention to Major League Soccer and the pressure building on managers whose teams are stuck at the bottom of the Supporters’ Shield standings. With results not improving and expectations rising across the league, Alexis and Christian debate which coach might be the next casualty of MLS’s increasingly impatient ownership groups. Timestamps: (10:30) – Who can replace Dest? (25:35) - Messi and Inter Miami Visit the White House (43:47) – MLS Teams starting the season bottom of the Supporter’s Shield (45:00)- What coach could potentially be fired? Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

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The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

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    Yahoo Sports
  • Creador
    Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco
  • Años de actividad
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodios
    936
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    © 2026 The Cooligans
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