a rap song I made during my 2022 mental breakdown about growing up in the 90s in the suburbs of LA with a broken family and being raised by the TV, junk food, and advertising directed at children sorry for the bad mixing, I was in a bad placewhen I made I, hope you hear what I’m saying. ft Lisa Left Eye Lopes RIP LYRICS/BARS: Now this is a story all about how Growing up in LA fucked my life up like "WOOOOWWW" From that part of the TMZ where the paps don't go Where they shot Boogie Nights, yeah same zip code 91791 was where I was raised by screens Back in early 19 Hundred 999 tease Bill Clinton had the sax/sacks Me and my bro had the Mac And cheese, raised by Taco Bell &Mickey Dee's Yo don't forget Dominoes Yeah capitalism had the fam going clickity clack Reagan said History was over But those gangstas from the bank are biggiddy back Pops snorting Oxys off our Windows Next year I'm asking Santa for a McKiddy Mac Joint custody tween Viacom properties Yeah channel flippin' kids going biggidy back Back to back, back to back Nickelodeon, MTV, Comedy C, BET Yo I'm telling you bro, one day that'll be you and me!!! We'll finally make them pay attention, we'll see who's busy then And all those motherfuckin' Cool Kids will wanna be our friends And yo what if we could rap about how Mom and Dad are wiggiddy whack And meet that Uncle Phil our family never had to have our back Come to think of it, ain't it funny how Uncle Pill let it go--- *("Uncle Pill?" That's a Freudian slip, hold on sorry about that, let's go back)* Yo what if we could rap about how Mom and Dad are wiggiddy whack And meet that Uncle Phil our family never had to have our back Come to think of it, ain't it funny how Uncle Phil let it go so far? Had Will getting beaten up for stray basketballs and spray paint o'deur (you get it, like?) And how come Aunt Viv never sent her sister money to get out the hood? Oh you need that Bel-Air zipcode And that separate house for the fucking POOL?? And what's up with the black butler? Nah I ain't talking Carlton What, all the other fams had White Butlers So you thought "Let's just hire a friend?" You deadbeat motherfuckers Yo me &Jazz are bouncing out this prison Your vibes are sus and I never liked that fucking kitchen And yo you ain't tossing Jazz this time On some legal Mumbo Jumbo (shoutout Ishmael Reed) I got your Dan Schneider documents So sit down bitch be humble You're scaring the hoes, and scaring my bros So later fxg, gotta go Didn't they say something about you not hanging around school zones? So anyways, let's call in and vote for Blink 182 today, right bro? Cuz "Stay together for the kids" is the greatest fucking music video of all-time Fuck what the haters say Now you have fun at school And if they bully you, I'll kill their parents Never fucking forget: We are not our fucking parents Cool I'll see you at home Dude right in time for TRL I'll be at the toy store plotting that heist I'll send you our N64 when I get to jail ALL THAT them song (Lisa Left Eye Lopes):Oh, oh-oh... This is All ThatCheck it, check it, check itNow this is just an introductionBefore I blow your mindThe show is All of That and yes we do it all the timeSo sit your booty on the floor or in a chairGround or in the airJust don't go nowhere' Cause everything we do(It's all of that)When entertaining you(We all of that)My posse and my crew(It's all of that)So sit still 'cause we're coming right back Oh, oh-ohThis is All That___________________________ Follow RGEB:https://www.twitter.com/edward_bernayz https://www.instagram.com/rapgameedwardbernays https://www.tiktok.com/@rapgameedwardbernays
