The Ukeleles

Annmarie , Ashley & Mary

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Yeah...We know we spelled it wrong. Three moms with zero chill. We dive into the chaos of parenting, marriage, womanhood and everything in between, with unfiltered humor and unapologetic honesty. We're not here to give advice, we're here to laugh at the messiness of real life and remind you that you're not alone in it.

4 DAYS AGO

Things We Didn’t Know About-Ourselves Edition

Ep. 21 Things We Didn’t Know About-Ourselves Edition Turns out, adulthood is just slowly discovering new things about yourself…most of them mildly inconvenient. In this episode, The Ukeleles get a little introspective (but don’t worry, it’s still chaotic). We’re talking about the habits, quirks, personalities, and weird truths that sneak up on you somewhere between “I have potential” and “why do I own five different arthritis creams?” We dive into a rapid-fire lineup of questions that made us cringe, laugh and maybe accidentally learn something real about who we are.

48 min
2 FEB

I’m 40 and Don’t Work Out Because…

Ep. 20 I’m 40 and Don’t Work Out Because… In this episode, The Ukeleles embrace the hilarious reality of being 40-ish and realizing that fitness looks a lot different than it did in our 20’s (mostly because our bodies now file complaints). We kick things off with some classic Cups of Chaos, and then dive into a full breakdown of what working out means when your knees crack like glow sticks and stretching feels like an Olympic event. We cover the last time we worked out..was it this decade? Getting injured while doing things that aren’t even remotely close to exercise and the universal lie: “I’ll start Monday”

44 min
26 JAN

The Moments That Defined Our Childhood

Ep. 19 The Moments That Defined Our Childhood The Ukeleles take a trip back to a time of Blockbuster Video, drinking straight from the hose, and roaming the neighborhood from the time they were told to get out of the house, until the street lights came on or at least until someone whistled that it was time for dinner. The ladies discuss having zero supervision as a child and the things we all thought would matter more as an adult. Hello QUICKSAND! The ladies revisit TV shows that shaped who we were, the lessons we absorbed without realizing it, and wildly different adulthood turned out from what we imagined as kids.

48 min
19 JAN

Would You Survive A Day In Her Brain?

Ep. 18 Would You Survive A Day In Her Brain? On this episode of The Ukeleles, the ladies dive headfirst into Cups of Chaos. From juicing adventures and a genuinely terrifying trip up a mountain to escaping it all on a cruise, the chaos is already brewing. Then the conversation turns inward as the ladies unpack the female brain. They talk about the constant mental load, the nonstop planning that starts the second our eyes open, the stress of running life on invisible spreadsheets, and the conversations we rehearse long before they ever happen out loud. If you’ve ever felt mentally exhausted before breakfast, this one’s for you.

42 min
12 JAN

New Year, New Us? Or Are We Still Judgy?

Ep. 17 New Year, New Us? Or Are We Still Judgy? In this episode, Annmarie somehow convinces the rest of the Ukeleles to talk New Year’s resolutions. Against our better judgement, each Ukelele shares what she's hoping for in the year ahead and what might be completely unrealistic. We dive into the idea of being “less judgemental” and question whether that’s even possible. Do we even have the maturity for growth? Or will we be destined to side-eye our way through another year? Expect honest confessions, questionable resolutions, laughs, and the kind of self reflection that only happens when friends call each other out. Join us as we attempt personal growth…with sarcasm.

42 min
5 JAN

Things We Didn’t Know - About Becoming An Adult Women

Ep. 16 Things I Didn’t Know About-Becoming An Adult Women At some point, no one hands you a certificate that says Congratulations, you are now a fully formed adult, instead it sneaks up on you somewhere between responsibility, mental load, and asking yourself, “wait…is this just how my brain works now?” In This Episode The Ukeleles talk candidly about what surprised us the most about becoming an adult woman. We unpack when we finally felt grown, what triggered that shift, and whether adulthood is more about age or experience.

46 min
29/12/2025

Would You Survive a Reality Show?

Ep. 15 Would You Survive a Reality Show? Would you survive reality TV…or be voted off before the first commercial break? This week, The Ukeleles dive headfirst into the world of reality shows and brutally assess which ones they’d actually survive. From Real Housewives drama to Survivor endurance and the very real possibility of ending up on Naked and Afraid, no franchise is safe. Ashley makes it clear she’s not applying for Naked and Afraid anytime soon, while the group debates what kind of contestants they’d really be. The ladies assign roles without mercy. Who’s the sneaky villain? Who cries first? Who gets injured? And who gets bleeped the most for being wildly inappropriate? Somehow, the conversations spirals into accidental nudity, and the very real danger of boobs meeting fire. As always, chaos reigns, judgment is swift, and dignity is optional.

39 min
22/12/2025

Christmas Special-Jingle Balls

Ep. 14 Christmas Special-Jingle Balls It’s Holiday chaos, Ukelele style. The ladies dive into a lineup of Christmas games and festive fun, starting with Amazon or Annmarie, where Annmarie is challenged to decide whether wildly questionable gifts are real or fake. Next up, is Two Truths and a Lie, where listeners can play along and try to spot the lie before it’s revealed. The silliness continues with a round of Christmas Would You Rather. The episode wraps up with a chat about holiday tradition and the presentation of the First Annual Jingle Ball Awards, honoring the season in true Ukelele fashion. Pour some eggnog, hide from your responsibilities, and enjoy the festive nonsense.

41 min

Yeah...We know we spelled it wrong. Three moms with zero chill. We dive into the chaos of parenting, marriage, womanhood and everything in between, with unfiltered humor and unapologetic honesty. We're not here to give advice, we're here to laugh at the messiness of real life and remind you that you're not alone in it.

Creator

Annmarie , Ashley & Mary
Years Active

2025 - 2026
Episodes

21
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© The Ukeleles
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