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Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life through a stream of consciousness filled bursting with humor, subtlety and passion. 

  1. 23 JAN

    The End of Pennies Etc.

    Not only are we not talking about the discontinuation of pennies enough, we're not talking about it all... until now. All that plus the unprecedented purchase of two wildly different pairs of shoes and some Nuggets discourse for good measure.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkQYwAym9Yg

    25 min

  2. 11/12/2025

    A Mispackaged Mist Etc.

    If you've ever been on the receiving end of a mispackaged mist... this one's for you. Trust that there's a perfect moment for everything and that includes picking up seven pairs of underwear from Bloomingdale's. God bless.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlhc0vnBiUw

    36 min

  3. 24/11/2025

    Hawaii etc.

    Getting my period/ being recruited to protect a resting monk seal/ operating a motor vehicle whilst in none other than Hawaii. The vibes are immaculate.   The book referenced is "Inner Excellence" by Jim Murphy

    38 min
  4. The End

    28/05/2024

    The End

    The end of Tik Tok and the beginning of a phenomenal/discounted hot chocolate. The end of the Nuggets- the beginning of a new era. Thank you to everyone who listened, rated, reviewed and subscribed. We'll always have musical interludes.

    37 min
  5. Live From The Verizon Store

    15/05/2024

    Live From The Verizon Store

    The legend that already is episode 152 was recorded mere minutes after absorbing one of the most underwhelming instances of hot chocolate I've participated in thus far and yet it didn't stop me from pouring my heart into recounting the journey that was acquiring my new phone from a freshly opened Verizon store. All this plus the brutal honesty of Reddit.

    25 min
  6. TSA Pre Check Etc.

    07/05/2024

    TSA Pre Check Etc.

    An unprecedented gas station/ car wash, a tire situation and an index card conundrum. Honestly I inspired myself upon listening back on the glorious episode that is episode 150.

    33 min
  7. A Stint At Best Buy

    09/04/2024

    A Stint At Best Buy

    A frayed cord upgrade, driving around in silence, time is an illusion plus remembering a raspberry vanilla swirl frozen yogurt. You know, the usual.  https://www.patreon.com/composedwithchasebernstein

    17 min
  8. Brick And Mortar

    02/04/2024

    Brick And Mortar

    An exhilarating trip to Staples, making eye contact with James Harden, plus forgiving everyone except James Harden for being so iconic. Nothing but the best for episode 149. https://open.substack.com/pub/chasebernstein/p/as-it-were?r=19m396&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

    26 min
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Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life through a stream of consciousness filled bursting with humor, subtlety and passion. 

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  • Creator
    Chase Bernstein
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    157
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Composed
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