Hamish & Andy Hamish & Andy

It's Andy's birthday week, so Hamish decides to tee up a special Please Andy segment. There's a scandal in the fragrance world as Cristiano Ronaldo might've stolen the show's signature scent. Andy received a bizarre survey from The Burnley Tunnel, and Hamish finally reveals the hats! 

1. Please Andy 2. Burnley Tunnel recommendations 3. Hamish’s prank hat reveal 4. CR7 vs. Andy by Hamish 

Hamish may have uncovered a breakthrough to connect with the Royal Mint, but on closer inspection it might not be great. Andy thinks there's a new type of awkward greeting and decides to explore it through song. The Hat Construction prank continues, with Hamish detailing the next steps, while also talking about bribing his daughter and accidentally making her one of the world's highest paid cyclists.

1. A Royal Mint connection 2. Andy’s awkward ‘hi’ song 3. Hat construction progress 4. Your fastest corners 5. Power Moves 6. Rudy the high paid cyclist 

Hamish starts the show with another finger-pointing fart investigation while Chit Chat Champions returns with the most unconventional player yet! Darcy finds himself back under the microscope, the boys are perplexed by a new commemorative coin on the market, they explore a potential fly-in special skill, and finish with a new corporate bonding exercise. 

1. Fastest corners in your house / another fart investigation 2. Chit Chat Champions: Star Wars 3. Darcy under the microscope 4. NRL coins 5. Treadmill Special Skill - potential participant Olivia 6. Dogs looking at you while they poo 

Andy kicks off the show with some exciting news! Meanwhile, Hamish shares a story about a disgruntled customer at a car rental desk. Plus, Andy brings in some more school song bangers, and Hamish provides an update on the noise that's been disturbing Zoe's sleep. 

1. Huge Andy news! 2. Rental car stand-off - ‘She’s had enough’ 3. School song bangers 4. Update on Zoe’s noise complaint 

Listener Sarah knows Jim Chalmers' hairdresser, and gives us the inside scoop on his corporate cut. Andy thinks he knows who the most powerful person on the podcast is, and it's not who you'd think. Hamish's wife has a noise complaint that Hamish is determined to solve, and he also has an update on the amazing hat prank. 

1. Power Moves 2. Jim Chalmers hairdresser connection 3. Hat prank update from Hamish 4. Who’s the podcast’s most powerful member? 5. Zoe’s noise complaint 

Hamish realises that if the show continues to call out confectionary related fails, then they should also celebrate all the chocolate heroes out there. Andy really struggles with giving advice to Bec, so gives Hamish & Jack a chance to prove their boyfriend capabilities. A local radio show is stealing segments from the podcast, Hamish has a car based game with his kids, and the listeners return to Upset Andy again. 

1. Chocolate heroes 2. Boyfriend simulator 3. Upset Andy 4. Hamish’s Sandstorm blowhole game 5. Segment Sleuth - Jack rips off Song Sleuth