Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete

Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

  1. 21 MIN AGO

    The filthiest STAR SIGNS (and why!) I EP166 Luke & Pete

    On this week episode the boys talk how Petes racist friend got robbed by 4 African prostitutes. They both had interactions with hitchhikers but it turned out very differently. And Luke educates Pete on the dirtiest star signs of the zodiac lol. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Tour Info 2:18 Out of the blue event lands friend in prison  6:21 Tv is so fake  8:32 I picked up a hitchhiker  18:41 Lady of the night in Mexico   21:28 Lady of the night infects 200 men  24:19 Getting robbed on holiday  27:56 Racist friend but only to the men  29:45 DNA proves he’s not the dad, now get over it! 39:42 Fan spots Luke in uncomfortable place  42:45 No difference between gangsters and politicians  50:34 Dilemma: sleeping with a flat earther but I know there is no future  57:01 horoscopes  1:02:28 back to flat earther  1:08:42 Dilemma: Am I being too picky? Bulbous fingernails are tuning me off  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 36m
  2. 4 NOV

    Identity, power and who is the real you? | EP165

    On this weeks episode the boys talk about their true selves who they are when nobodies watching. The time Pete stole from his friend and hid the ill gotten gains between his bum cheeks and Luke talks being upset if he died before he became a success also a dilemma of the old age can men and women JUST be friends.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Luke and Pete Live Show  2:18 Identity and power 4:54 who is the real you? 7:44 Dying before you make it? 11:38 why is some art worth so much more  14:17 Koreans suffered racism from Japan  15:52 Crap martial arts  23:24 Zoochosis  27:27 the people who survive best alone  35:47 feeling like an underdog  38:57 Pete steals from his classmate  42:31 Pete has a meltdown over Spotify  47:37 burnt toast theory  49:38 perfect neighbour documentary  55:44 you can’t trust anybody in this world  1:00:18 why I would never protest  1:04:23 dilemma: my boyfriend slept with his best friend  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 17m
  3. 28 OCT

    UK TOUR: From the Living Room to the Road | EP164 Luke & Pete Live

    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! On this weeks episode the boys talk about a Mormon tradition called “jump humping” and Luke talks of a little kid that walked around with a G*n over his shoulder, Pete gets confused which causes them both to lose control with laughter. This along with tour details and other stories you don’t want to miss.  0:00 Uk tour ON SALE NOW! 7:21 Funny Misogyny comment  10:00 Pete gets songs mixed up  15:11 Jump Humping/ Soaking  22:05 Virtue signalling  26:02 Police documentary  30:41 Luke’s tale of the road days: kid who use to carry a G*n 34:58 Back to documentary  37:56 Pete got in trouble for mentioning menopause 41:00 Pete and his interesting facts  42:43 undercover police office gets target pregnant  44:44 bogey man is black in Germany  46:58 Pete gets into fight with woman while steering a boat  53:19 True story: stray cat with toothache went to a dentists house by himself  59:37 Man kills high school bully 50 years later  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 7m
  4. Tim Westwood: Are all men with power dangerous? | Ep163 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    21 OCT

    Tim Westwood: Are all men with power dangerous? | Ep163 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    On this weeks episode the boys find out that Tim Westwoods allegation go back to before they were born. Lenny Henry is asking for reparations and pete lets Luke know about Lenny’s past. And they talk about (CNC) consent to no consent and safe words in the bedroom this and much more. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro  2:31 Will smiths daughter and parenting  4:39 Pete snitches on Luke’s son  9:43 Lenny Henry wants 18 trillion  13:14 crocodile Dundee  14:54 Pete is same age as Homer Simpson  17:21 back to Lenny Henry 20:49 Dreams, Day dream and being a hero  28:15 Pete’s son is nothing like him  33:27 Tim Westwood charged  37:14 CNC (consent, not consent  39:23 can’t spell words  41:47 back to CNC 43:45 back to Tim Westwood  46:30 Luke mum tells him an interesting story involving a bomb  51:14 Instagram showing more violence  54:48 Have you ever hallucinated? 58:02 Selena Gomez didn’t invite kidney donor to wedding  1:08:03 Marrying your cousin  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 15m
  5. Victoria Everest: “I made the fake allegation because I wanted to hurt him” | EP162 Luke & Pete

    14 OCT

    Victoria Everest: “I made the fake allegation because I wanted to hurt him” | EP162 Luke & Pete

    The boys react to the woman who was caught on video admitting she made fake sexual assault allegations and on a lighter note the teacher with Tourette’s and they boys play a game called Tilt N Shout with hilarious consequences.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro  6:43 How we handle racism  12:33 Teacher with Tourettes  20:10 Don’t get angry because i don’t understand things  21:14 How would your life change if you couldn’t lie? 24:27 If we couldn’t hide our thoughts  30:28 The public forget to quick  32:30 Ai has gone too far already  33:32 Victoria Everest caught making fake allegations  49:00 The death penalty (make prison worse) 55:23 Kids need a slap nowadays  1:04:11 Tilt N Shout game  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 23m
  6. Are Cheating men more ATTRACTIVE than good guys? | EP161 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    7 OCT

    Are Cheating men more ATTRACTIVE than good guys? | EP161 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    On this weeks episode the boys talk about Cardi B having terrible taste in men and why do women go for the bad boys. They also find out that Barbie has a down syndrome version, they read the reviews and finally they have a deep question about an elevator that stops at different floors with different outcomes on the world what will the boys choose? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro and Crazy people  5:03 Luke stopped by the police again 10:53 Come to the LIVE SHOW  14:36 When you can’t choose a good man  20:40 Can’t dress like a tramp anymore  23:04 having patience with special need children  26:37 Am I developing Tourette’s? 28:20 Petes friends gets humiliated at a live show  34:15 Insecure men are the problem  38:46 Entitled women 43:43 Another disagreement with a Sheetster  44:40 Royal family & Donald Trump  45:54 Down syndrome Barbie  53:00 This elevator only stops at one floor, which one are you choosing? 1:28:05 support your boys  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 31m
  7. Is the WORLD getting more RACIST? | EP160 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    30 SEPT

    Is the WORLD getting more RACIST? | EP160 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    On this week episode they boys talk old school pop songs, if all women left the earth and the death of Charlie Kirk. Is the world getting more racist? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 The Luke & Pete Tour  2:29 Paying for a Meet & Greet picture  5:09 Old School Pop music  11:52 spice girls  19:12 racist symbols  26:13 irrational fears 30:07 weird words  35:10 would you accept this from your wife? 36:08 bitting your bottom lip means business  41:42 certain women are more promiscuous than others 45:00 Men trying it on  47:09 if all women left earth  50:02 Porn is teaching us  54:26 when your partner gets insecure  57:43 Charlie Kirk death  1:11:46 dilemma  1:32:15 74 for years in prison by mistake  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 39m
  8. Special Guest: Charlene Douglas from Married at First Sight UK | EP159 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    23 SEPT

    Special Guest: Charlene Douglas from Married at First Sight UK | EP159 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    On this weeks episode the boys have the very first guest Charlene Douglas from Married at first sight UK who’s is a sex a relationship expert. The boys have many questions as you can imagine and they don’t hold back. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Charlene Douglas is one of UK's Leading Intimacy and Relationships Experts and Motivational Speaker. link to books - https://www.theintimacycoachuk.com/comecloser  link to services - https://calendly.com/theintimacycoach Website - www.theintimacycoachuk.com Instagram - www.instagram.com/charlenedouglasofficial Facebook - www.facebook.com/theintimacycoachuk Twitter - www.twitter.com/intimacy_coach1 She currently features on E4's Married at First Sight UK and Channel 4's award winning series Jon and Lucy's Odd Couples. Charlene’s warm and engaging communication style captures every member of her audience, as they hang off her every word. Charlene Douglas is a powerful and passionate speaker with a strong presence and a unique style both on our TV screens and in real life. She is particularly passionate about speaking at corporate events to small or large audiences on a wide range of topics to include ‘Managing Diversity in the Workplace’, ‘How to Foster Healthy Relationships’, ‘Managing Stress and Anxiety’, ‘Navigating the Complexities of Relationships’, ‘Confidence-Building’, ‘Setting Boundaries in your Work and Relationships’, ‘Communicating with Impact’ and many more powerful topics. Whether Charlene is speaking to audiences on TV/Radio or newspaper/magazine articles, when Charlene speaks people listen. Website - www.theintimacycoachuk.com Instagram - www.instagram.com/charlenedouglasofficial Facebook - www.facebook.com/theintimacycoachuk Twitter - www.twitter.com/intimacy_coach1 Charlene’s Sanctuary WhatsApp group - https://chat.whatsapp.com/BUS9s9w99bU5vnbbguhlJ2?mode=ems_share_t 0:00 Intro to our first ever guest 2:11 Pete’s mainstream dreams  2:51 Sexual dysfunction  6:52 Other ways to please a woman 8:44 How does black culture affect your sex life? 13:13 there is no script  17:28 “I think Pete plays with himself too much” 37:06 What is sex addiction? 41:48 Is it wrong to want more than one woman? 59:22 Premature ejaculation  1:04:18 Does size matter? 1:12:07 There is no normal  1:16:13 Other dysfunctions? 1:20:47 Gender roles and sex 1:23:52 “is there something wrong with me because…” 1:29:19 intimacy tasks for Luke and Pete 1:31:42 sexual language  1:38:01 The @nal section  1:43:52 How explore with new partner (sex quiz cards) 1:49:28 where can the viewers find Charlene? Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 56m

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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

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