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lara's hype eng is a mirror project: English-language adaptations of Lara's Telegram-post songs, keeping the original post numbers, links, deadpan specificity, dark systems, awkward tenderness, and optimistic techno pulse. These are not literal translations; they are English cuts that try to sound as if the same tiny domestic catastrophes, jokes, bureaucratic sparks, and strange warmth had happened in English first.

  1. 8 mei

    620. Shustrik, 7

    620. Shustrik, 7 from lara's hype eng vol. AM. Web player, likes, and session sync: https://lare.m-d-r-n.com/play/620 Telegram post: https://telegram.me/lara_just_in_case/715 Lyrics: [Verse 1] Seven times the kilograms two and a half times tall the mischief and the feeling I can't measure that at all You're growing me in every direction every single day special emphasis on neuroplasticity [Chorus] Shustrik, little cat stay healthy, stay curious stay exactly who you are May the 8th be with you May the 8th be with you [Verse 2] Pokémon are almost gone to the back of history but you stay brave and kind and you stay a mystery May the people around you be good ones who'll catch you if you fall and I'll try to be a slightly more better mom to you [Chorus] Shustrik, little cat stay healthy, stay curious stay exactly who you are May the 8th be with you May the 8th be with you [Outro] Happy birthday, little cat Happy birthday, little cat

  2. 3 mei

    615. Slave to the Slot

    615. Slave to the Slot from lara's hype eng vol. AM. Web player, likes, and session sync: https://lare.m-d-r-n.com/play/615 Telegram post: https://telegram.me/lara_just_in_case/710 Lyrics: [Verse 1] Woke up, walked into the bathroom Thought: I have things to do I'll shower in the evening Brain said: what do you mean, evening? Walked out, stared at my clothes Brain doesn't know what to do with your things When the order has been this rudely broken When the order has been this rudely broken [Chorus] Had to comply Had to cancel the improv Take the shower in the designated slot The designated slot Yours as always — Slave to the slot Yours as always — Slave to the slot [Verse 2] This isn't discipline This isn't willpower Brain just doesn't know what to do With your errands and your outfit When the structure has been rudely broken It refuses to negotiate Slot is a slot Slot is a slot [Chorus] Had to comply Had to cancel the improv Take the shower in the designated slot The designated slot Yours as always — Slave to the slot Yours as always — Slave to the slot [Outro] Improv cancelled Order restored Yours as always

  3. 26 apr

    612. Let's See If I Can Enjoy It

    612. Let's See If I Can Enjoy It from lara's hype eng vol. AM. Web player, likes, and session sync: https://lare.m-d-r-n.com/play/612 Telegram post: https://telegram.me/lara_just_in_case/707 Lyrics: [Verse 1] First time in I don't know how many years I bought something for myself not because it was time not because I had to Spent actual money on it disproportionate to its utility utility of object: zero desire: present [Chorus] Let's see if I can enjoy it let's see if I can if not I'll quit for another N years if not I'll quit [Verse 2] When someone gives it — fine, I like that when I pay myself — usually no but this time I tried to practice practiced it Object is sitting here utility uncalculated I'm looking at it waiting [Chorus] Let's see if I can enjoy it let's see if I can if not I'll quit for another N years if not I'll quit [Bridge] joy as a controlled experiment one variable baseline established results pending [Chorus] Let's see if I can enjoy it let's see if I can if not I'll quit for another N years if not I'll quit

  4. 25 apr

    611. Me and Basketball

    611. Me and Basketball from lara's hype eng vol. AM. Web player, likes, and session sync: https://lare.m-d-r-n.com/play/611 Telegram post: https://telegram.me/lara_just_in_case/706 Lyrics: [Verse 1] A child is a legally dependent creature Everybody told me that, nobody mentioned the other feature Series of overcoming my own "I don't want to" Mom, mom, hey moooom — and I'm already putting on my shoes Eat what you're given Wear what itches Now I'm the one Going to the park before bed [Chorus] Where am I, where's basketball I would be lying with a book in bed Where am I, where's basketball But the three of us went — and it was actually fine Actually fine Actually fine [Verse 2] Investment in the future, they say Or just "you have to" — that works too Violence against the person, both directions I think we're even now She eats what I say I do what she wants She wears the thing that itches I carry all of this to the park [Chorus] Where am I, where's basketball I would be lying with a book in bed Where am I, where's basketball But the three of us went — and it was actually fine Actually fine Actually fine [Outro] Sorry, today is my complaining day But we went anyway

  5. 25 apr

    610. Checkboxes

    610. Checkboxes from lara's hype eng vol. AM. Web player, likes, and session sync: https://lare.m-d-r-n.com/play/610 Telegram post: https://telegram.me/lara_just_in_case/705 Lyrics: [Verse 1] All the boxes checked, all the boxes checked By the formal metrics I outrank my parents Every stupid form, every stupid form Every compliance ritual I hate with my organs [Verse 2] I wanted "eccentric scientist" I wanted "relaxed bohemian who doesn't care" God did not include those options So I'm loading my nonconformist psychotype into upper-middle-bourgeois firmware [Chorus] Nonconformist but afraid of variance Grinding teeth and leaking venom Whistles, paperwork, bureaucratic interactions Boxes checked — grinding teeth and leaking venom [Bridge] Not "genuinely brilliant profession" Not "actual erudition" Just the checkmarks in the right places And poison in my mouth [Chorus] Nonconformist but afraid of variance Grinding teeth and leaking venom Whistles, paperwork, bureaucratic interactions Boxes checked — grinding teeth and leaking venom [Outro] All the boxes checked All the boxes checked Skripping through the world with all its little whistles All the boxes checked

  6. 25 mrt

    592. Own Powertools

    592. Own Powertools from lara's hype eng vol. AL. Web player, likes, and session sync: https://lare.m-d-r-n.com/play/592 Telegram post: https://telegram.me/lara_just_in_case/686 Lyrics: [Verse 1] Used to borrow from a friend of a friend — can I have the drill, just for the weekend. Or do it myself with the wrong machine, half an hour of noise and a crooked seam. [Verse 2] Now I've got my own. Heavy. In a case. Promoted myself, didn't ask permission. Still can't get over how much cleaner it is, how much faster, with the right equipment. [Chorus] Home is where the monitor is. Home is where my own powertools are. Don't have to ask, don't have to wait — just pick it up and make the hole. Home is where the monitor is. Home is where my own powertools are. [Bridge] I keep being surprised that I'm still surprised. Faster. Cleaner. Quieter neighbors. Every time like the first time. [Chorus] Home is where the monitor is. Home is where my own powertools are. Don't have to ask, don't have to wait — just pick it up and make the hole. Home is where the monitor is. Home is where my own powertools are. [Outro] Moved up from boys to men, they say. I just bought a rotary hammer. Same thing.

  7. 23 mrt

    591. Ambiguity Costs Clarity

    591. Ambiguity Costs Clarity from lara's hype eng vol. AK. Web player, likes, and session sync: https://lare.m-d-r-n.com/play/591 Telegram post: https://telegram.me/lara_just_in_case/685 Lyrics: [Verse 1] Finished the book in a single sitting Information architecture for babies Three hundred pages, one line worth keeping everything else was already in my firmware Big hype in narrow circles, ten years back Now it's just a quote sitting in a chat Expected more, given the reputation expected more [Chorus] Ambiguity costs clarity Exactitude costs flexibility I knew this before I knew anything Who exactly are these books written for? Ambiguity costs clarity Exactitude costs flexibility One sentence salvaged from the wreck — let it live here [Verse 2] Amazing how non-obvious it apparently is to structure the environment you're already in People swim in chaos like it's a choice and then they pay someone to name it I'm not angry — it's just strange to watch a rediscovery land like a revelation when it's just basic infant firmware just basic [Chorus] Ambiguity costs clarity Exactitude costs flexibility I knew this before I knew anything Who exactly are these books written for? Ambiguity costs clarity Exactitude costs flexibility One sentence salvaged from the wreck — let it live here [Outro] Let it live here Let it live here

  8. 19 mrt

    588. One Term Per A*****e

    588. One Term Per A*****e from lara's hype eng vol. AK. Web player, likes, and session sync: https://lare.m-d-r-n.com/play/588 Telegram post: https://telegram.me/lara_just_in_case/682 Lyrics: [Verse 1] Went to vote for the district and city council Mixed feelings, as advertised On one hand — I can actually affect things On the other — who packaged these platforms? Trash collection bundled with car infrastructure And housing built like nobody's watching [Verse 2] Greening the borough, limiting traffic — Comes with redistribute everything, no exceptions Biodiversity, sure, also housing on the fly That they couldn't actually build if they tried Local commerce getting squeezed again Unrepresented. Again. Still going. [Chorus] One term per a*****e, that's the rule Vote every time, even when it's gross One term per a*****e, that's the rule Dad's civic position. That's the principle. [Bridge] I'm exaggerating slightly But I feel unrepresented So I go anyway And I check the box [Chorus] One term per a*****e, that's the rule Vote every time, even when it's gross One term per a*****e, that's the rule Dad's civic position. That's the principle.

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lara's hype eng is a mirror project: English-language adaptations of Lara's Telegram-post songs, keeping the original post numbers, links, deadpan specificity, dark systems, awkward tenderness, and optimistic techno pulse. These are not literal translations; they are English cuts that try to sound as if the same tiny domestic catastrophes, jokes, bureaucratic sparks, and strange warmth had happened in English first.

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