The 3rd One Sucks

Dan Ellis and Mark Beall

The 3rd One Sucks is a biweekly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads every other Thursday.

  1. Cliffdiver - Small Hours & At Your Own Risk + 3 Singles (2018 - 2020) [Sophomore Slump]

    2 jul ·  Bonus

    Cliffdiver - Small Hours & At Your Own Risk + 3 Singles (2018 - 2020) [Sophomore Slump]

    Hey sad bois (gender neutral), in response to their upcoming hiatus Mark and Dan are covering the discography of Tulsa natives Cliffdiver, starting with a collection of their early material. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one is good enough (enough for anyone)! Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 It should have been MUNA - 1:52 Audience Review - 4:08 Current Media - 5:29 -------------------------------- Small Hours: 01. You Sir, Are Obviously Not A Golfer - 18:39 02. Teaching A Narwhal Empathy - 21:52 03. Why Wouldn't I Wear A Windbreaker? - 26:00 04. Satan Parked My Car - 29:51 At Your Own Risk 01. Elwoods - 34:18 02. Are You Still Seeing Graig, the Orthodontist? - 40:01 03. Alone in Your Apartment - 44:05 04. Cameron Diaz - 48:52 05. Lost in IKEA - 52:54 Singles 01. The Water Temple is Filled With My Tears and Now I Am Drowning in Sorrow - 57:37 02. Gas City - 1:01:33 03. Cat Heaven Is A Beautiful Place But You Don't Get There If You're Euthanized - 1:06:01 -------------------------------- Ranking Time - 1:10:33 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 u 15 m

  2. 4 jun

    Back to the Future Part III (1990)

    Hey you yellowbellies, we're going back to the old west in Back to the Future Part III as we decide which one is the best and which one has a GD STEAM TRAIN TIME MACHINE! Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:26 First Watch - 3:07 Film Talk - 3:59 Ranking Time - 1:04:08 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis and Brian Cherry. Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 u 11 m

  3. 21 mei

    Back to the Future Part II (1989)

    Hey buttheads, we're going back to the far off future of 2015 in Back to the Future Part II as we decide which one is the best and which one gave the highest office to a fascistic real estate despot who is terrible with money unless he has insider knowledge... you know, pure fiction. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:18 First Watch - 3:04 Fluppy Dogs and Winnie the Pooh? - 6:16 Film Talk - 10:10 Ranking Time - 1:02:21 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis and Brian Cherry. Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 u 6 m

  4. 7 mei

    Back to the Future (1985)

    Hey Chuck, it's me, Marvin. You know, your cousin Marvin Podcast! I'm here to take you Back to the Future to find that new sound you've been looking for. Get a load of this episode as we decide which one is the best and which one has Marty's mom trying to fuck him the whole time. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:29 First Watch - 3:21 Film Talk - 5:26 Final Thoughts - 1:11:01 Ranking Time - N/A Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis & Brian Cherry. Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 u 14 m

  5. 23 apr

    Jurassic World - Rebirth (2025)

    It's like some sort of, I dunno, Jurassic World: Rebirth. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one has those slutty little glasses. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:13 First Watch - 3:07 Film Talk - 5:33 Final Thoughts - 42:25 Ranking Time - 47:33 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Mixed & Edited by Cory Cox. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    54 min.

  6. 9 apr

    Jurassic World - Dominion (2022)

    The king of bugs has given us Dominion over this film! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one gots bugs in it. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:27 First Watch - 3:20 Film Talk - 6:07 Final Thoughts - 54:35 Ranking Time - 57:54 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Mixed & Edited by Cory Cox. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 u 3 m

  7. 26 mrt

    Jurassic World - Fallen Kingdom (2018)

    Something something the Kingdom has Fallen and we are struggling to talk about it. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one made a dinosaur that is part raptor, part other stuff and part raptor. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:10 First Watch and Useful Conversation? - 2:07 Film Talk - 9:43 Final Thoughts - 57:15 Ranking Time - 59:10 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Mixed & Edited by Cory Cox. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 u 6 m

  8. 12 mrt

    Jurassic World (2015)

    It's a whole new Jurassic World this week! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one was a shiny new theme park built on the corpse of something we once held sacred. (Sorry about the mic noise in this episode) Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:24 First Watch & The Pratt of It All - 2:00 Film Talk - 10:20 Final Thoughts - 1:10:09 Ranking Time - 1:13:08 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Mixed & Edited by Cory Cox. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    1 u 16 m
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The 3rd One Sucks is a biweekly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads every other Thursday.

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    Dan Ellis and Mark Beall
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    2019 - 2026
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