The Borderline Besties

Lauren Lowder

This is Borderline Besties, the podcast where the three of us sit down to verbalize our unhinged thoughts. We push the limits of 'did they really just say that?' without getting cancelled...hopefully. We're Abbey, Michael, and Lauren, welcome to Borderline Besties!

  1. 1 dag geleden

    Facebook Marketplace, Pet Psychics, & John Mayer's Big Head

    Today we're: Discussing our Facebook Marketplace gripes Talking about a recent pet psychic claim Speculating why John Mayer's head is so big ...and so much more! Buckle up!

    1 u 4 m

  2. 25 jun

    Catching Print, Drooling, & Finding Hair in our Food

    Today we're: Discussing the "Catching Print" craze Judging Michael's overactive salivary glands Reminiscing on finding hair and bandaids in our food ...and much more! Buckle up!

    1 u 3 m

  3. 18 jun

    Public Meltdowns, Olive Garden, & Thyroid Cancer

    Today we're: Reminiscing on some of Michael's most recent (and valid) public meltdowns Pretending we're waiting for a table at Olive Garden in 1998 Reflecting on Abbey's thyroid cancer diagnosis ...and much more! Buckle up!

    1 u 2 m

  4. 11 jun

    What If...?

    Today we're asking the important hard-hitting questions: "What if there's no life after death?" "What if people were born old and died young?" "What if our buttcheeks had nipples?" Buckle up!

    1 u 8 m

  5. 4 jun

    Our Aging Bodies

    Batshit Banger: Abbey curated the perfect cart at Home Goods. What happens next you WON'T believe. Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…how getting older is affecting each of us. Our bones pop when we stand, we have turkey necks...it's not lookin' good folks. Dilemma: A woman's husband pooped his pants. She now wants nothing to do with him. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...

    1 u 9 m

  6. 28 mei

    The Lion, The Witch, & the Audacity

    Batshit Banger: Lauren experienced the worst massage of her life. You won't believe what happened after. Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…the absolute audacity other people (and us!) have. We could totally plumb an entire house... Dilemma: A new boyfriend's breath is just too stinky. Listen in to hear the borderline professional advice we offer up...

    1 u 9 m

  7. 21 mei

    Sweet Dreams & Spooky Nightmares

    Batshit Banger: Michael watched someone get kicked out of a wedding last weekend... Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…Dreams! Bad ones, good ones, scary ones. Are dreams only in our mind or a portal to another dimension? Dilemma: Someone is super constipated and intelligently came to us for help. Listen in to hear the borderline professional advice we offer up...

    1 u 6 m

  8. 14 mei

    Conspiracy Theories

    Batshit Banger: Michael made a cake for a gathering and things went south fast... Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…More conspiracies! Dilemma: A girl meets her future monster-in-law. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...

    1 u 17 m
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This is Borderline Besties, the podcast where the three of us sit down to verbalize our unhinged thoughts. We push the limits of 'did they really just say that?' without getting cancelled...hopefully. We're Abbey, Michael, and Lauren, welcome to Borderline Besties!

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    Lauren Lowder
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    © 2026 Lauren Lowder
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