The Slaptail Squad

The Slaptail Squad
  • 0,0 (0)
  • IMPROVISATIE
  • WEKELIJKS BIJGEWERKT

He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé  to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and the destroyer of fun. Together they use the podcast as a method of increasing their power and skills with both the light and the dark side of the force. They are joined by fellow squad members the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy Nolan Johncock, and a rotating cast of friends of the show.  When they unite they are, "The Slaptail Squad," a force of humor and idiocy in a world gone completely nuts. Join them, become a part of the great Slaptail Nation, and embrace the collective craziness.

  1. 15 UUR GELEDEN

    Manhattan Abductions, Gross Pedos, and Fusing Alexander to a Couch

    Send us Fan Mail Steven and the Beaveman want to get or stay sexy and Nolan doesn't get it.  Remember, you are never going to learn anything from the Slaptail Squad, but it won't stop them from having fun. This week's piece of sh1+ is a real loser. The Swan brings us her crime report. Steven bores us all with an abduction story. It would be cool, but its Steven, sooo. Nolan wows us with some little known facts about Alexander the Great (we knew), and Beaveman brings the heat with stories about people fusing to their furniture, wounds, wound healing, and of course stages of pressure ulcers complete with pictures. It wouldn't be an episode without dumb jokes with Swan, so yup, she's got em. They are really bad.  Thank you all for your support. Check our our socials, YouTube where we are trying to put out some videos, and of course our website for upcoming shows, the podcast, and bios.  https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show

    1u 44m

  2. 15 MRT

    Spotlight on GD's insane poop

    Send a text The Squad welcomes certified forensic humorist GD Fenderson, pride of Maryland and the recipient of the most coveted of...awards.  The Beaveman will be joining GD for his show, "Spotlight on Insanity," at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids Michigan on April 4, 2026. See the link below for tickets. You can also stream on Plauzzable.com. So they probably talk about the show this entire episode right? Right? Wrong.  They talk about the dangers of, you guessed it, sanitation. Or in this case, poop.  What a surprise.  Join your favorite band of childish adults as they talk about the most useless of subjects. Take a break from the world around you.  GD Fenderson's website https://sogdfunny.com/youtube-videos.html Ticket links for Spotlight on Insanity at the Wealthy Theatre in person https://grcmc.vbotickets.com/event/Spotlight_on_Insanity_Comedy_Show/182843 Stream Spotlight on Insanity through Plauzzable https://plauzzable.com/event/23c2b3ba-fa69-441e-8d9e-2ca5b90bdb06 https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show

    1u 43m

  3. 7 MRT

    Put the taint in the tank to safeguard it from aliens

    Send a text This week the squad gets right into it with a case out of Tecumseh Michigan. Swan summarizes the case of accused plaintiff, innocent until proven guilty, Dale Warner charged with the murder of his wife. News flash, he's this weeks POS. Think he did it? Beaveman is pretty convinced.  Then Drippy Steve brings the heat with an interesting mystery of the missing House Majority leader Thomas Hale Boggs in October of 1972. Aliens, plane crash, or did these folks pop smoke and get out of dodge to protect their anonymity for some other reason? The mystery continues.  The Beaveman doesn't disappoint. After being told last episode that he needed to ramp it up a bit, he presents the devastating medical condition known as Fournier Gangrene. Can Steven handle the description and images, or does he become a pasty, pale, panty-waste? What do you think?  Finally, Swan disappoints us all with some of the jokes that were very common when Beaveman was a young lad. Get ready for some of the worst, tasteless jokes of modern times.  It's what we do. We are The Slaptail Squad, join our nation.  Upcoming Shows for the Beaveman Spotlight on Insanity “Spotlight on Insanity” is the best mix of Stand-up Comedy and Improv. Hosted by Half Hazard, they will also perform improv between comics based on some of that comedian’s material. Ticket link: https://grcmc.vbotickets.com/event/Spotlight_on_Insanity_Comedy_Show/182843 Support the show

    1u 19m

  4. 1 MRT

    Tricophytons assemble to pee on a stone in a National Park

    Send a text This week the Swan presents two true crime stories featuring two colossal pieces of dooky. Friggin geniuses. Truly some interesting cases, we think, we can't be sure because we were interrupting her and joking around the whole time. The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock, returns to wow the squad with a story about making phosphorous out of pee pee. Seems legit.  Drippy Steve takes the stage and once again, takes a super interesting topic and makes it boring. WTF. Is this guy going to fill us in on this Alien/US President deal to snatch people from National Forests or what! In true Beaveman style, the Beaveman swoops in and presents a case of a wide spreading, (get it) sexually transmitted fungal infection known as Trichophyton Mentagrophytes VII. Don't worry, he provides the squad with pictures as well. Incidentally, Steven didn't think these images were too bad. Beaveman may have to ramp it up a bit.  Swan brings the squad home with some classic jokes, that may be funny, if Swan wasn't the one telling them.  Thanks to our listeners around the world. We know it all sucks. Hopefully, hopefully, we can give you an hour or so to forget all the garbage.  Support the show

    1u 43m

  5. 22 FEB

    Family annihilating fruit bats travel through time causing Nipah virus

    Send a text It's the trinity of power this week. You guessed it, Beaveman, Swan, and JD bring the idiocy and the fun this week.  Swan starts us off with, "This Weeks POS," as the trial of extended family/family annihilator Paul Caneiro comes to an end. He definitely qualifies as a POS. Hope he gets fitted with a sundress. She then transitions to a story about a local Grand Rapids, Michigan man who also annihilated his family. WTF, another POS.  The Dark Lord of Browntown introduces some interesting theories about time that completely fries the Beaveman's brain. Is it plausible? That's for you to contemplate.  The Beaveman brings it on ,"Not so Grand Rounds," with a discussion about Nipah virus. Gotta love the fruit bat, just don't love it that way you weirdo.  And of course, the Swan ends the show with, "Dumb Jokes with the Swan." Is she actually getting better? You gotta give her credit, she is telling jokes to Beaveman and JD who just have to make idiot comments the entire time.  Thank you to all of our listeners throughout the world! We love you! We hope we help you forget about the day-to-day crap.  https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show

    1u 24m

  6. 15 FEB

    Beads, Beans, Boobs, Vampires, and Voodoo

    Send a text Beaveman and Swan return from New Orleans with videos to share and knowledge to impart. Joined by that broad from the eastside of the state, (the claw queen) Kate Dore, they have a fun little chat about what New Orleans has to offer.  Ever wonder how you get beads these days in NOLA? Are the Red Beans and rice epic? Are boobs abundant? Should you fear the Vampires? Do you have preconceived notions about Voodoo?  Well, you probably won't get many correct answers from the Beaveman, but he's going to pretend like he knows what he is talking about anyway.  Movies mentioned in this episode The Serpent and the Rainbow Angel Heart  Places to check out in New Orleans The Old Absinthe House https://www.ruebourbon.com/old-absinthe-house Mambo's for amazing red beans and rice https://www.mambosnola.com/ Kulture Vulture for horror and band merch https://kulturevulturenola.com/ Road Kill for Cool clothes https://roadkill13.com/ New Orleans Playing Card Company for unique decks of cards and art https://customgambler.com/ Check out slaptailnation.com in the next few days for our silly videos Support the show

    1u 33m

  7. 8 FEB

    I think there's a screwworm on my Ringdocus

    Send a text This week the squad unites for a typical idiotic chat session. Right out the gate, the Swan aka energy vampire and destroyer of fun, bores the crap out of the squad with her very long crime report. You cannot expect the squad to listen intently. It's like 5th grade English class all over again. The Beaveman brings it hard with Not So Grand Rounds. This week, he covers that flesh eating New World Screwworm, complete with pictures. Then Drippy Steve blows it. Of course he does. His idea of telling us his plan to talk about something cool is even more boring than Swan. Leave it to Drippy to take a dope topic and make it lame. The Trailer Park Monster saves the day by telling us about the Rindocus, which let's face it, just looks like a really bad taxidermy job, but it's still a cool story. Oh, and dumb jokes with Swan. Don't worry, she is still really bad at it. At some point the Beaveman plays audio of a joke he is working on. He and Steven are working off the same premise to see who has the better joke. Enjoy! Check out the Slaptail Nation Website to See the images discussed on Not So Grand Rounds and to see an image of the Ringdocus https://www.slaptailnation.com/ podscan_MXYN3N5TpHk8KwA5KkN2be0hUrleVjAJ Support the show

    1u 45m

  8. 1 FEB

    Swan's Food Aggression Disorder

    Send a text On this week's episode, we dive into Swan's Food Aggression Disorder. Swan brings us this week's crime report written by our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot.  The case of the Tik Tok Murders of James and Kristin Brock from Carrollton, Georgia on February, 20, 2025.   The Squad takes the Binge Eating Disorder Questionnaire together - giving their honest answers and the kind of self-realization you didn't ask for but probably needed. It's part comedy, part group therapy, and 100% typical Slaptail chaos. Play along at home and learn something about yourselves - Mainly, DON'T touch Swan's food! Thank you to all of our listeners from around the world for supporting The Slaptail Squad Podcast.   Support the show

    1u 28m
Bekijk alles (336)

Info

He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé  to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and the destroyer of fun. Together they use the podcast as a method of increasing their power and skills with both the light and the dark side of the force. They are joined by fellow squad members the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy Nolan Johncock, and a rotating cast of friends of the show.  When they unite they are, "The Slaptail Squad," a force of humor and idiocy in a world gone completely nuts. Join them, become a part of the great Slaptail Nation, and embrace the collective craziness.

Informatie

  • Maker
    The Slaptail Squad
  • Jaren actief
    2018 - 2026
  • Afleveringen
    336
  • Beoordeling
    Expliciet
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Slaptail Squad
  • Website van aflevering
    The Slaptail Squad