Jamie and Fortch in the Betamax Dungeon

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Friends and fellow nerds Mark Fortune and Jamie Ball drunkenly discuss and mis-remember a wide range of pop culture

  1. Tusk / Clown In A Cornfield

    4 mei

    Tusk / Clown In A Cornfield

    160. "Right, I'm in the box." From the blue mist emerges old friend and silent partner of the podcast, Igor. He's brought moonshine and a large ornate pipe, stuffed with a rough shag. He and Jamie drink and smoke, dance and laugh amongst the rubble and destruction. Foolishly gleeful, in the face of their own impending doom... Last episode then folks. Last episode EVER! Seriously, we're never doing anymore. Ever. We're never ever doing anymore. It would be good to go out with a bang, but unfortunately, we're talking about Tusk, so it's more of a whimper. For the final time then, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Thank you, sincerely, for listening. Goodnight humanity, wherever you are. #tusk #clowninacornfield

    54 min.
  2. Predator: Badlands / One Battle After Another / Frankenstein / The Home

    3 apr

    Predator: Badlands / One Battle After Another / Frankenstein / The Home

    159. "Tell me if this is creepy." Hey listeners. You'll remember, when you last left us, that Jamie was trapped beneath the weight of his own crumbling, fragile imagination. Turns out, the foundations of the dungeon was made of something akin to, lets say, strawberry jelly. He's close to death, but has been sustained, by a diet of blue fungi. He crawls, and crawls, beneath the rubble, below the very grounds of the dungeon, there appears to be a lower level, shrouded in blue mist. Jamie can make out a strange figure, headed toward him through the fog...Anyway, here's another episode dredged from the vaults. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could offend or irritate. let's hope you find something about it redeeming. Although really, who gives a shit. #predatorbadlands #onebattleafteranother #frankenstein #thehome

    47 min.
  3. Hard Boiled / The Black Phone

    16 mrt

    Hard Boiled / The Black Phone

    158. "The collateral damage in this film is so breath taking." Sad news listeners. Last month, after a particularly vivid, cheese fever dream, Jamie entered the lower bowels of the dungeon. As fore told in his dream, he discovered a brick, marked with a witchy sigil. In a daze, he foolishly removed this brick, only for the entire, ancient structure of the Betamax Dungeon to come crashing down around his ears. Like a giant game of jenga, but with bone crushing, cyclopean blocks. Jamie remains trapped in the rubble. No one is looking for him, and the gentle breeze seems to whisper the haunting refrain; "Lenore." Its probably, definitely the end of the podcast. There were a few old episodes left in the archives however, hope you enjoy them. Thank you for listening. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly offend or irritate. #hardboiled #theblackphone

    1 u 31 m
  4. Christmas Evil / Review of 2025

    24-12-2025

    Christmas Evil / Review of 2025

    157. "Thanks for pissing all over me story, Jamie." Merry Christmas, one and all! If these words could hug you they would, and then in your ear, with smokey whiskey breath, they would whisper, merry Christmas you loveable bastard. So it's Christmas in the dungeon, and wow, do we have a well researched, jam packed bumper episode of Christmas fun for you! To begin with, the dungeon duo have watched psycho Santa movie; Christmas Evil from 1980. They wish they hadn't bothered. Then they deliver the Betamax Dungeon review of 2025. What were your favourite films of the year? As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and murderous Santas that could possibly offend or irritate. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not like and follow this podcast? Thanks Dunge heads, have a very Merry Christmas and remember to be good to one another. #Christmasevil #reviewof2025

    2u 12m
  5. An American Werewolf In London

    15-12-2025

    An American Werewolf In London

    156. "It makes me think of puking up at Christmas." Hiya listeners, welcome, this time round it's a mighty maim feature presentation. The dungeon doofs are talking about 80s, horror-comedy classic; An American Werewolf In London. Stay off the moors. Beware the moon. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not like and share this podcast? thanks hairy face! #anamericanwerewolfinlondon

    1 u 18 m
  6. True Crime, Trailers and Toads

    08-12-2025

    True Crime, Trailers and Toads

    155. "He was taking them from Diddy Manor to Diddy Heights." We're back baby! Thanks for waiting around. The dungeon duo return with another one of those inept, chatter box style episodes. Shoot the shit, sort of thing. Topics up for discussion this time round include; Australian wildlife, recent true crime stories, videogames, hate groups, and the torrid tale of a local prostitution ring, smashed by Chippenham police. Not too much about movies in this one, sorry. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and dead toads that could possibly offend or irritate. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not leave a friendly comment? Thanks amigos. #primatetrailer #beastofwartrailer #peacemaker

    51 min.
  7. Starcrash

    11-11-2025

    Starcrash

    154. "Was there a scrawl?" Hello space opera fans, please join us, for another spectacular maim feature episode of the Betamax Dungeon! This week, the dungeon boneheads tackle the thoroughly unspectacular; Starcrash, from 1978. It's an Italian Star Wars rip off, with the Hoff in it, and a spaceship shaped like a hand, what could possibly go wrong? As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions and people shouting "Stella!", that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it endearing, if you do, why not like, share or leave a comment? Thanks dunge heads. #starcrash #phantomthread

    45 min.
  8. Tornado / The Fall Guy / Alien: Earth Finale / Peacemaker / MAFS

    08-11-2025

    Tornado / The Fall Guy / Alien: Earth Finale / Peacemaker / MAFS

    153. "Punch him across in front of a Cortina." Greetings, denizens of the dungeon! It's another one of those, off the cuff, directionless type episodes. Jamie and Fortch chatter the usual nonsense, and recount the fun stuff they've been watching over the last couple of weeks. Also in this episode, more lead fuelled tales of the bleak 1970s. As ever, forever, this podcast contains swearing and drunken opinions that could possibly irritate or offend. Let's hope you find something about it redeeming, if you do, why not send us a message and get mentioned in an upcoming episode? Thanks fruitcake. #tornado #alienearth #peacemaker #thefallguy #marriedatfirstsight #battlelosangeles

    50 min.
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Friends and fellow nerds Mark Fortune and Jamie Ball drunkenly discuss and mis-remember a wide range of pop culture

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