Let me start my pitch by asking a question: what is the biggest problem with having stuff? Yeah, that’s right, after awhile your stuff gets dusty. It’s one of the certainties in life. Well, that is until now. Introducing the “DustGust”. The revolution in dusting technology. The standard product comes in a series of 4 mug-sized fans. Each fan can be charged with a solar panel atop the device. When active the fans create a breeze inside the room that will halt dust from settling on your nice mantlepiece or bookshelf. Whether this idea works or not is not the point. The hook for this product is the comfort people will feel when having 4 fans create a whirlwind of ecstasy in their very room. One in each corner, all facing each other, place them however you like. Time to talk about the price. I think we can repurpose the solar-paneled outdoor lamps and install a rotator with panels for 4$ retail each. Therefore, the standard 4 DustGusts package will run you 20$. There will be additional packages with more fans for larger rooms or halls.
DustGust, blowing away costumers and leaving the competition in the dust.
Huff is a snitch.
Your biggest fan from Holland, anyone in the nation have a problem with that, come fight me.
