Regular Features

Regular Features

Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav present the podcast that's the same every week

  1. 615: Robot Uncle Merkel Carer

    3 MAR

    615: Robot Uncle Merkel Carer

    This episode of Regular Features is funded in part by the British Associate of Uncles (BAU), because if it's not your mother's brother, well what the hell are we even doing here. In this one, Joe's got robot hoover problems, Log wants to know who's gonna push him around in his wheelbarrow when he's old, and Steve gets to know a former Chancellor what done disappeared because nobody remember to believe in her aww.

    36 min
  2. 614: Quiet Little Trash Boy

    9 FEB

    614: Quiet Little Trash Boy

    Hello this is the news. In the past hour United Nations has announced that we have flopped through a temporal squirmhole into the rotten Time Dimension, and that we had better get used to living under the autocratic regime of supreme leader Doctor Time and his dope calendars. In this episode of the podcast, Steve dives into the good doctor's rude past, Gav tests our song intro knowledge, and Joe meets the world's foremost expert in being oh so freakin' quiet. Let's dance. Put on your red shoes and select "dance" from the drop-down menu. "Mesmerising Galaxy", "Burn the World Waltz" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    45 min
  3. 613: Lumps, and the Men Who Have Them

    16 JAN

    613: Lumps, and the Men Who Have Them

    To listen to this podcast, you must solve a riddle: What goes on four feet in the morning, two feet at noon, and three feet in the evening? Stumped? The answer is that it is a dog who, just before 12pm, decides to pretend to be a human so that it can buy cigarettes. Later that day, it hardens one of the cigarettes with wax, and uses it as a crutch because its hind legs are so sore. Anyway, I've been the Sphinx, you've been great! This week: Joe has been freed from lump ambiguity. Log provides an insight into his bold medical future. Matt is here, and makes comments throughout.

    34 min
  4. 612: The Ramblemas 2026

    7 JAN

    612: The Ramblemas 2026

    2026! The future! What will it bring? Cool-ass sunglasses probably?? According to the thumbnail of this podcast - yes! But also, here's another edition of our RAMBLEMAS tradition where we record solo features and whack em all together like a podcast frankenstein.

    41 min
  5. 611: Krangle's Secret Foot Thing

    24/12/2025

    611: Krangle's Secret Foot Thing

    Yuletide, I'll tide, we'll all tide, for yuletide. That's the Regular Features promise to you, on this, the most Jesus day of the Formula 1 race calendar. On this day in 1952, our lord and saviour got born out of a forgotten easter egg in Bethlehem. And lo did he look upon his flock and say "humpdaaaaay". And when they did say to Jesus, "lord, humpday was yesterday", Christ did say unto them, "humpdaaaaaay" and "ready for the weekeeeeeend". In this one: Steve's kringling, Joe's spilling secrets, and Matt kinkshames the messiah.

    52 min
  6. 610: Bees Behaving Badly

    17/12/2025

    610: Bees Behaving Badly

    This one was recorded in person so we got 1. very excited and 2. very naughty. No presents for us this year hahahahahdds

    58 min
  7. 609: The Four Elements - Bees, Horses, Eggs, Crabs

    28/11/2025

    609: The Four Elements - Bees, Horses, Eggs, Crabs

    I'm sick! I'm so sick! I'm being sick! *BLUUURGH* I just vomited out Joe's will! *BAAAAARF* Oh, out comes some Google reviews Steve saw! *GLOOORP* And that's Log's dog walk adventures. I think it's all out now, I think I'm OK now- *GAAAAAARP*

    53 min
  8. 608: The Buerk Ultimatum

    16/11/2025

    608: The Buerk Ultimatum

    In this episode, something's got under Steve's skin, something's got out of Log's bottom, and something's threatening to explode in Joe's mouth. It's very much a "well that's certainly something" kind of an episode. And will we apologise for that? Yes, actually. Sorry. "Prelude in C" / "Unseen Horrors" / "Wholesome" Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    46 min
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Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav present the podcast that's the same every week

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  • Creator
    Regular Features
  • Years Active
    2011 - 2026
  • Episodes
    500
  • Rating
    Explicit
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