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Insomnia? Mind racing at night? Worries keeping you up? Tune in for a bedtime story that lets you forget your problems and progressively gets more boring until you fall to sleep. So get in bed, press play, close your eyes, and drift off into dreamland.

Sleep With Me Night Vale Presents

    • Health & Fitness
    • 4.1 • 88 Ratings

Insomnia? Mind racing at night? Worries keeping you up? Tune in for a bedtime story that lets you forget your problems and progressively gets more boring until you fall to sleep. So get in bed, press play, close your eyes, and drift off into dreamland.

    Quiet Connie | Tales of Lady Witchbeard Ep 8

    Quiet Connie | Tales of Lady Witchbeard Ep 8

    No balconies will contain subtext as tonight's tale ends with our squad sleeping with sheep.

    I support 1000 Women Strong https://linktr.ee/1kwomenstrong

    Support our AAPI community -take action right now www.napawf.org/take-action

    Black Lives Matter. When I say “you deserve a good night’s sleep” it means black lives matter. More resources here- https://linktr.ee/dearestscooter

    Here is a list of Anti-racism resources- http://bit.ly/ANTIRACISMRESOURCES

    Here is one place you can find support during this or any crisis. If you have more please share them! https://www.crisistextline.org/ There are more global helplines here https://linktr.ee/creatorselfcare

    Become a patron https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme
    Join our referral program www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer
    Get your name on the sleepy support zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors

    Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    Allform - Helix Sleep has LEFT the bedroom and started making sofas, it’s the easiest way you can customize a sofa using premium materials, and at a fraction of the cost of traditional stores. Allform is offering 20% off all orders for our listeners at allform.com/sleep.

    Helix Sleep- Just go to helixsleep.com/sleep, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.

    Feather - With Feather, you can furnish a bedroom with high-quality, beautifully designed furniture for the cost of your monthly utility bill. If you go to livefeather.com and use promo code SLEEP300 you’ll receive $300 off of your first month of their annual plan.

    Zoc Doc- Whether you need a primary care physician, dentist, dermatologist, psychiatrist, eye doctor, or other specialists, Zocdoc has you covered. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep.

    This Works- Restore your rhythm with This Works new Sleep Plus range. It’s available at thisworks.com and use the code relax20 for 20% off your purchase.

    Reliefband- is the #1 FDA-Cleared anti-nausea wristband. Use promo code SLEEP for 20% off at reliefband.com!

    Air Doctor- A professional air purifier, Its medical-grade UltraHEPA filter captures 100% of particles at .003 microns in size. Just go to https://www.airdoctorpro.com/ and use promo code SLEEP and you’ll receive a 35% discount.

    LinkedIn - When your business is ready to make that next hire, find the right person with LinkedIn Jobs. And now, you can post a job for free. Just visit LinkedIn.com/SLEEP. Terms and conditions apply.

    Betterhelp- Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love.

    • 1 hr 17 min
    The Octopus Wore Gloves

    The Octopus Wore Gloves

    Under the sea a tale told sleepily, of an Octopus who merrily finds their way to glee.

    I support Migrant Justice https://migrantjustice.net/

    Support our AAPI community -take action right now www.napawf.org/take-action

    Black Lives Matter. When I say “you deserve a good night’s sleep” it means black lives matter. More resources here- https://linktr.ee/dearestscooter

    Here is a list of Anti-racism resources- http://bit.ly/ANTIRACISMRESOURCES

    Here is one place you can find support during this or any crisis. If you have more please share them! https://www.crisistextline.org/ There are more global helplines here https://linktr.ee/creatorselfcare

    Become a patron https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme
    Join our referral program www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer
    Get your name on the sleepy support zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors

    Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    Brooklinen-  my one-stop shop for all things comfort - sheets, towels, loungewear, and so much more. There is an exclusive offer just for Sleep With Me listeners. When you use promo code SLEEPWITHME get $25 off when you spend $100 or more PLUS FREE shipping at http://www.brooklinen.com.

    Zoc Doc- Whether you need a primary care physician, dentist, dermatologist, psychiatrist, eye doctor, or other specialists, Zocdoc has you covered. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep.

    This Works- Restore your rhythm with This Works new Sleep Plus range. It’s available at thisworks.com and use the code relax20 for 20% off your purchase.

    Reliefband- is the #1 FDA-Cleared anti-nausea wristband. Use promo code SLEEP for 20% off at reliefband.com!

    Native- Native deodorant doesn’t just block odor better, it’s made better. Make the switch to Native today by going to nativedeo.com/sleep20, or use promo code sleep20 at checkout, and get 20% off your first order.

    Feather - With Feather, you can furnish a bedroom with high-quality, beautifully designed furniture for the cost of your monthly utility bill. If you go to livefeather.com and use promo code SLEEP300 you’ll receive $300 off of your first month of their annual plan.

    Air Doctor- A professional air purifier, Its medical-grade UltraHEPA filter captures 100% of particles at .003 microns in size. Just go to https://www.airdoctorpro.com/ and use promo code SLEEP and you’ll receive a 35% discount.

    LinkedIn - When your business is ready to make that next hire, find the right person with LinkedIn Jobs. And now, you can post a job for free. Just visit LinkedIn.com/SLEEP. Terms and conditions apply.

    Betterhelp- Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love.

    • 1 hr 13 min
    Everything is Great! | Good Place to Sleep S2 E1

    Everything is Great! | Good Place to Sleep S2 E1

    Parts start to come together as a whole to make sure your bedtime feels right, you'll be tucked in by the soul squad tonight.

    I support Migrant Justice https://migrantjustice.net/

    Support our AAPI community -take action right now www.napawf.org/take-action

    Black Lives Matter. When I say “you deserve a good night’s sleep” it means black lives matter. More resources here- https://linktr.ee/dearestscooter

    Here is a list of Anti-racism resources- http://bit.ly/ANTIRACISMRESOURCES

    Here is one place you can find support during this or any crisis. If you have more please share them! https://www.crisistextline.org/ There are more global helplines here https://linktr.ee/creatorselfcare

    Become a patron https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme
    Join our referral program www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer
    Get your name on the sleepy support zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors

    Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    Brooklinen-  my one-stop shop for all things comfort - sheets, towels, loungewear, and so much more. There is an exclusive offer just for Sleep With Me listeners. When you use promo code SLEEPWITHME get $25 off when you spend $100 or more PLUS FREE shipping at http://www.brooklinen.com.

    Zoc Doc- Whether you need a primary care physician, dentist, dermatologist, psychiatrist, eye doctor, or other specialists, Zocdoc has you covered. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep.

    This Works- Restore your rhythm with This Works new Sleep Plus range. It’s available at thisworks.com and use the code relax20 for 20% off your purchase.

    Reliefband- is the #1 FDA-Cleared anti-nausea wristband. Use promo code SLEEP for 20% off at reliefband.com!

    Native- Native deodorant doesn’t just block odor better, it’s made better. Make the switch to Native today by going to nativedeo.com/sleep20, or use promo code sleep20 at checkout, and get 20% off your first order.

    Feather - With Feather, you can furnish a bedroom with high-quality, beautifully designed furniture for the cost of your monthly utility bill. If you go to livefeather.com and use promo code SLEEP300 you’ll receive $300 off of your first month of their annual plan.

    Air Doctor- A professional air purifier, Its medical-grade UltraHEPA filter captures 100% of particles at .003 microns in size. Just go to https://www.airdoctorpro.com/ and use promo code SLEEP and you’ll receive a 35% discount.

    LinkedIn - When your business is ready to make that next hire, find the right person with LinkedIn Jobs. And now, you can post a job for free. Just visit LinkedIn.com/SLEEP. Terms and conditions apply.

    Betterhelp- Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love.

    • 1 hr 15 min
    Isthmus of Newts | LW7

    Isthmus of Newts | LW7

    A journey to an isthmus should be restful enough for you to rest while saying Newtie Poo in the Wild.

    I support 1000 Women Strong https://linktr.ee/1kwomenstrong

    Support our AAPI community -take action right now www.napawf.org/take-action

    Black Lives Matter. When I say “you deserve a good night’s sleep” it means black lives matter. More resources here- https://linktr.ee/dearestscooter

    Here is a list of Anti-racism resources- http://bit.ly/ANTIRACISMRESOURCES

    Here is one place you can find support during this or any crisis. If you have more please share them! https://www.crisistextline.org/ There are more global helplines here https://linktr.ee/creatorselfcare

    Become a patron https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme
    Join our referral program www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer
    Get your name on the sleepy support zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors

    Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    Brooklinen-  my one-stop shop for all things comfort - sheets, towels, loungewear, and so much more. There is an exclusive offer just for Sleep With Me listeners. When you use promo code SLEEPWITHME get $25 off when you spend $100 or more PLUS FREE shipping at http://www.brooklinen.com.

    Reliefband- is the #1 FDA-Cleared anti-nausea wristband. Use promo code SLEEP for 20% off at reliefband.com!

    Native- Native deodorant doesn’t just block odor better, it’s made better. Make the switch to Native today by going to nativedeo.com/sleep20, or use promo code sleep20 at checkout, and get 20% off your first order.

    Feather - With Feather, you can furnish a bedroom with high-quality, beautifully designed furniture for the cost of your monthly utility bill. If you go to livefeather.com and use promo code SLEEP300 you’ll receive $300 off of your first month of their annual plan.

    Air Doctor- A professional air purifier, Its medical-grade UltraHEPA filter captures 100% of particles at .003 microns in size. Just go to https://www.airdoctorpro.com/ and use promo code SLEEP and you’ll receive a 35% discount.

    LinkedIn - When your business is ready to make that next hire, find the right person with LinkedIn Jobs. And now, you can post a job for free. Just visit LinkedIn.com/SLEEP. Terms and conditions apply.

    Talkspace- matches you with one of thousands of licensed therapists in over forty specialties. Save $100 off your first month at talkspace.com or download the app and use the code “sleep”.

    Best Fiends- Engage your brain with fun puzzles and collect tons of cute characters. Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. That’s FRIENDS without the R – Best Fiends!

    Progressive- Sleep with Me is brought to you by Progressive. Get your quote today at Progressive.com and see why 4 out of 5 new auto customers recommend Progressive. Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates. Price and coverage match limited by state law.

    • 1 hr 8 min
    Chrononauts | Bored Game Unboxing

    Chrononauts | Bored Game Unboxing

    A card game of time travel will keep the fluxx out of bedtime as we unbox you off to sleep.Chrononauts from Looney Labs https://www.looneylabs.com/games/chrononauts

    I support Migrant Justice https://migrantjustice.net/

    Support our AAPI community -take action right now www.napawf.org/take-action

    Black Lives Matter. When I say “you deserve a good night’s sleep” it means black lives matter. More resources here- https://linktr.ee/dearestscooter

    Here is a list of Anti-racism resources- http://bit.ly/ANTIRACISMRESOURCES

    Here is one place you can find support during this or any crisis. If you have more please share them! https://www.crisistextline.org/ There are more global helplines here https://linktr.ee/creatorselfcare

    Become a patron https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme
    Join our referral program www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer
    Get your name on the sleepy support zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors

    Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    Allform - Helix Sleep has LEFT the bedroom and started making sofas, it’s the easiest way you can customize a sofa using premium materials, and at a fraction of the cost of traditional stores. Allform is offering 20% off all orders for our listeners at allform.com/sleep.

    Helix Sleep- Just go to helixsleep.com/sleep, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.

    Feather - With Feather, you can furnish a bedroom with high-quality, beautifully designed furniture for the cost of your monthly utility bill. If you go to livefeather.com and use promo code SLEEP300 you’ll receive $300 off of your first month of their annual plan.

    Air Doctor- A professional air purifier, Its medical-grade UltraHEPA filter captures 100% of particles at .003 microns in size. Just go to https://www.airdoctorpro.com/ and use promo code SLEEP and you’ll receive a 35% discount.

    LinkedIn - When your business is ready to make that next hire, find the right person with LinkedIn Jobs. And now, you can post a job for free. Just visit LinkedIn.com/SLEEP. Terms and conditions apply.

    Talkspace- matches you with one of thousands of licensed therapists in over forty specialties. Save $100 off your first month at talkspace.com or download the app and use the code “sleep”.

    Best Fiends- Engage your brain with fun puzzles and collect tons of cute characters. Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. That’s FRIENDS without the R – Best Fiends!

    Progressive- Sleep with Me is brought to you by Progressive. Get your quote today at Progressive.com and see why 4 out of 5 new auto customers recommend Progressive. Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates. Price and coverage match limited by state law.

    • 1 hr 6 min
    Visit to Tube Town | All Intros 744-749

    Visit to Tube Town | All Intros 744-749

    The "Horseshoe that Watched Over You" starts out of order with the vigor and joy of the four fold yet sleepy path well-being via tube pumping.


    I support Migrant Justice https://migrantjustice.net/


    Support our AAPI community -take action right now www.napawf.org/take-action


    Black Lives Matter. When I say “you deserve a good night’s sleep” it means black lives matter. More resources here- https://linktr.ee/dearestscooter


    Here is a list of Anti-racism resources- http://bit.ly/ANTIRACISMRESOURCES


    Here is one place you can find support during this or any crisis. If you have more please share them! https://www.crisistextline.org/ There are more global helplines here https://linktr.ee/creatorselfcare


    Become a patron https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme
    Join our referral program www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer
    Get your name on the sleepy support zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors


    Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net


    Allform - Helix Sleep has LEFT the bedroom and started making sofas, it’s the easiest way you can customize a sofa using premium materials, and at a fraction of the cost of traditional stores. Allform is offering 20% off all orders for our listeners at allform.com/sleep.


    Helix Sleep- Just go to helixsleep.com/sleep, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.


    Made In- Produces professional-quality cookware and knives for those who love to cook. They source the finest materials and partner with renowned craftsmen to make premium kitchen tools available directly to you, without the markup. Made In products are made to last and they offer a lifetime guarantee. Go to madeincookware.com/sleep for 15% off 1st order use promo code SLEEP.


    Feather - With Feather, you can furnish a bedroom with high-quality, beautifully designed furniture for the cost of your monthly utility bill. If you go to livefeather.com and use promo code SLEEP300 you’ll receive $300 off of your first month of their annual plan.


    Calm- Get started at calm.com/sleepwithme and GET 40% off a Calm Premium subscription! If you are in Canada go to calm.com/drew.


    LinkedIn - When your business is ready to make that next hire, find the right person with LinkedIn Jobs. And now, you can post a job for free. Just visit LinkedIn.com/SLEEP. Terms and conditions apply.


    Betterhelp- Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love.

    • 1 hr 20 min

Customer Reviews

4.1 out of 5
88 Ratings

88 Ratings

Mimmimommoo ,

Good work

At first i didn’t think it would work, but then I realised I was often going to the face I always come to before I fall asleep. Before I even knew it I was sleeping! Will definitely listen to it again!

Adi ( Ida ) ,

Try this!

I have always been struggling to fall asleep, and than I found this podcast and I fell asleep in just 8 min! Works scary well but I LOVE IT!

Persdatter ,

Really works for me!

I struggle with a stressed out and anxious nervous system and a brain that can’t stop overthinking and analyzing, and it has been very hard for my brain to calm down so I can fall asleep. I have been on medication to help me fall asleep for the past 9 months or so and have been trying to get off them, but I have not been able to before I found this podcast! I have tried many things, and almost couldn’t believe how fast I fell asleep listening to this. I have a brain that find interest in and gets intrigued by the smallest things, but it’s nothing to get intrigued by here, and I mean that in the best possible way. Scooters relaxing hypnotizing voice and way of speaking calms me down so fast that I fall asleep during the intro most nights. I’m so grateful!

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