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The penultimate drawing for the VFW live show is complete, which means only 11 more lucky souls will be granted admission to this most exclusive live show. Intern Justin took a trip to Marty Mile, but his aversion to getting robbed and smelling human feces means only disappointment and anger for Kirk (0:31:00). A sports talk radio great has joined Kirk's effort to get Bruce Springsteen on the show. Kind of (0:52:30). Kirk attempts to call into WEEI, leading to a few minutes of The Kirk & Mut Show (0:57:30). Steve from Providence has agreed to undertake the perilous journey from Providence to Northampton in exchange for admission to the VFW live show; S.A.L.G. has some thoughts on that (1:15:30). The show concludes with the indisputably grossest segment in show history.
Following his unwarranted criticism of the Florence VFW, Steve from Providence has been removed from eligibility for the raffle. Instead, Steve's only shot at attending the exclusive live show is for him to walk 100 miles from his shanty in Providence to the VFW hall, arriving no later than 5::59 pm. The second batch of eleven names have been drawn, so let the controversy begin (0:27:00). The Boston Globe has profiled the brave men and women who stand ready to resist President Trump should he lose the election and decide not to leave the White House (0:41:00). Kirk's old colleagues at WEEI had a decidedly different take on Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat reboot (0:55:30). Kirk's Hitler rule reinforced yet again thanks to an Arizona Democrat's high school Halloween costume (1:03:00).
The raffle for a chance to attend Kirk's upcoming live show at the Florence VFW has begun: eleven names have ascended into KMS history. A report from Blind Mike suggests he's doing well and may be ready to come back on the show (0:07:30). Former Boston Globe writer Chris Casper blames Kirk, without saying his name of course, for Mookie Betts' decision to leave the Red Sox (0:13:20). Kirk and Steve give their reviews of Sacha Baron Cohen's attempt to bring back that Borat magic (0:23:00). Kirk decides that you can no longer be called a "doctor" unless you write prescriptions and perform surgery; Dr. Martin Luther King is grandfathered in. Ryan Minihane makes the case for a 9 inch offering from Subway. Kirk reacts to Chelsea Handler's racist rant on Jimmy Fallon's late night show.
Lyin' Dog-faced Pony Soldier
The final presidential debate between President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden took place last night and Kirk is ready to declare a winner. Kirk and Steve get into the best and worst moments for the candidates and the media. The show consults a local pet store to see whether we can arrange a coyote order. Drama at Barstool HQ as Rico Bosco lets slip to Portnoy and Big Cat that he's got a private group of fans that he uses to slime other Barstool personalities (0:38:00). Minihane v. Portnoy relations seem to have reached a calm and amiable point, but Kirk wonders when the next spot of trouble will arrive (0:44:30).
Shaking Hands with the Milkman
By now we've all heard the "grim" tale of CNN Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin. The arch-Trump critic and quasi-celebrity exposed himself to colleagues during a Zoom meeting while masturbating. As the Internet laughed at Toobin's misfortune, Peter Zimmerman, a Professor of History of Education at Penn GSE, got to work on an op-ed for the New York Daily News defending Toobin against the anti-masturbation taboos of post-Enlightenment Western Civilization. Prof. Zimmerman joins us today (0:20:00). Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani is left explaining an awkward situation about Sacha Baron Cohen's new Borat flick caught released some... odd footage. Big Cat joins the show to exchange apologies with Kirk (1:15:00).
Darren Rovell says he's willing to come on the show and address Kirk's allegations of cuntiness, but only under certain conditions. President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani says he's uncovered images of child pornography on what is alleged to be Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop, which he has now turned over to the Delaware State Police (0:07:00). Add Gilligan's Island to the list of treasured Americana content that now has to come with a trigger warning lest today's audience become offended (0:17:00). A tragic loss over at the Kirk Minihane Network (0:35:00).