The Slaptail Squad

The Slaptail Squad
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Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster,  Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today's world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.

  1. 2 DAYS AGO

    If a spider discovers antigravity...would you kill it?

    This week, the squad unites with the lord high commander, the Beaveman, and his Bravo team of Nolan Johncock aka the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy and Drippy Steve Da' Driphausen.  It's that time of the week again. Can anyone explain to us why Drippy Steve has such an active sex life? We don't get it. slaptailsquad@gmail.com because we need to know!  Our typical pre-intro music BS of course. Then Drippy Steve updates us on all the conspiracy theories surrounding the missing or deceased scientists involved with national secrets, anti-gravity, alien research, or whatever. We think the Beaveman may have figured it out. At least for the anti-gravity folks.  If you were ready for an indepth, historical odity, well then strap-in because you are in for a long ride. A long ride to a podcast that presents some weird history. This week, it's just , "Nolan had a thought." Wow, way to do some research. Is Drippy Steve about to move up in rank over Nolan??? The Beaveman brings it home with not so grand rounds. This week, he is talking about a creepy crawly and the havoc it can cause. Talking about none other than, the brown recluse spider.  Thank you for joining us on this adventure in idiocy. We love to have our friends along for the ride.  Our Patreon is launched. We are transparent unlike most organizations, governments, cults, churches, clubs, you get it. We want power, money, and sex. We are simple here at Slaptail Nation.  Email us, follow the podcast, comment and review. We want to hear from you.  Check out our patreon https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheSlaptailSquad Check out our webpage for all our social links, or just type in Slaptail Squad. You should find us easily.  We love you Norway!

    1hr 18min

  2. 26 APR

    UFO flying monkeys love to shoot pop guns and eat peanut butter on celery

    The Squad assembles to bring you this weeks completely idiotic banter an fun topics of discussion.  When Swan says this weeks piece of $h1t is a piece of sh1+ she isn't kidding. Maybe next time bring us a crime situation we can make fun of Swan. Thanks for bringing us down.  What a real Forrest Gump take on Peanut Butter? Me neither, but we got one anyway from the world's most boring storyteller GD Fenderson. So glad Beaveman has the power to turn it off at any point in time.  We know, it is not likely that Steven is going to bring the heat, but he did. More conspiracy theories. What is going on? Are these deaths linked? Did someone get too close? Will they be coming for Steven "Drippy Steve" Da Driphausen next? In true Nolan fashion as an intellectual elitist, he presents a brief piece of historical knowledge. Someone fact-check this dude. We have no idea if he is correct.  The Beaveman comes in with yet another scary condition. Mpox anyone (he still likes calling it Monkey Pox). Then Swan wraps it all up with possibly the worst segment of, "dumb jokes with Swan," the squad has ever had to bear.  We hope you enjoy it.  Please rate, review, follow the podcast as a subscriber. We are doing well and with your support, we will continue to make the charts and hopefully be one of the top 300 podcasts in the world.  We now have Patreon! Please join as a free member or, for as little as $3 a month, less than a price of a coffee, you too could support your favorite (we hope) podcast.    https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheSlaptailSquad   https://www.slaptailnation.com/

    1hr 50min

  3. 19 APR

    Blow the foam off it

    The Squad unites this week to bring you the typical level of unscripted idiocy you have come to expect from a bunch of, well...idiots. This week there is a very special segment brought to us by our friend GD Fenderson, certified forensic humourist. The Squad had dubbed him, "The World's Most Boring Storyteller." Judge for yourself. Love ya GD.  Right out the gate the Swan brings you this week's piece of sh1+. This one is definitely a huge turd. Just when you thought it was safe to go in the kiddy pool.  Drippy Steve delivers an actually interesting report about all the folks working for the government over the past 33 months that are clearly related to some sort of alien research or espionage. Our money is on aliens because after all, this is extraterrestrial time.  Then the Beaveman comes in hot with not so grand rounds. This weeks case will make you dry. Just remember to blow the foam off it.  Then the Monster takes an interesting topic, the paranormal, and makes it boring. Why is it boring? Because business and under-handed deals are boring.  Does the Swan save the day with Dumb Jokes with Swan? What do you think? Thank you as always to our listeners all over the world. We hope we make you smile, laugh, shake your head, cringe, whatever. We love you all. Thank you Slaptail Nation! The Patreon is almost complete. Stay tuned! https://www.slaptailnation.com/

    1hr 51min

  4. 12 APR

    Steven wants to be Jerry but he's just a pukey potato

    Steven wants to be Jerry, but he can't even be that cool. Can't take him anywhere. He inserts himself in the Beaveman's set, and reeps the benefits. How does he repay the Beaveman, guess you have to listen to find out Swan tells a bit of true crime for this week's POS. Nolan researches very little and contributes even less. Then Beaveman comes in hot like he always does. Can he make Steven puke? Maybe.  Then Steven comes in moist and pale with a meager attempt to enlighten the squad with the latest in UFO news. Is he ok? Beaveman reads a contribution from the Trailer Park Monster, but doesn't do it any justice. You can't replace the monotone with the microphone. Hopefully JD will be back next week.  Instead of reading jokes, the Squad calls their pal Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling's famous dirty joke line. Use your finger and call guys. That's (516) 922-WINE Thanks Jackie! Check out all of our episodes. Share with your friends. Bring some fun idiocy into the world. WE LOVE YOU!

    1hr 38min

  5. 3 APR

    Spittin facts while the guy behind Dan spits in his hand

    On this episode the Squad welcomes comedian Dan Leach of Dan Does Comedy. Dan is a standup comedian and a comedy producer in Battle Creek Michigan. He brings Forrest Gump/John Belushi energy to his comedy. He is well known behind many dumpsters throughout four surrounding counties.  Instead of their usual routine, the squad spits random facts. The Swan, as part of her usual routine, tries to ruin everyone's fun. Thankfully, her new mentee is up to the challenge to assist her in this endeavor. Poor Nolan Johncock, guess he couldn't hang with being the Beaveman's Padawan.  The Beaveman and JD have as much fun as humanly possible, while Dan daydreams away about having cigarettes put out on his tramp stamp. It's a fantastic time as always. Join us for more fun.  Big things to come. We are tentatively switching podcast hosting platforms, and the Beaveman has been slaving away on our Patreon. Thank you to our listeners all over the world, reach out. We love to hear from you.  https://www.slaptailnation.com/

    1hr 25min

  6. 28 MAR

    The Cryptid March Melee

    Send us Fan Mail It's really not a Melee. It is a fierce one-on-one battle culminating in a take all championship of the greatest Cryptid. Melee just sounded cool.  Will the Mothman, Bigfoot, El Chupa Cabra or the Yeti prevail? Eastern conference and Western conference match-ups. One Cryptid will be victorious.  This is a fun podcast led by The Trailer Park Monster himself.  The Beaveman introduces a new Cryptid he continues to encounter in the dream dimension. Now his sworn enemy.  Swan finishes with dumb jokes, of course she does.  Patreon is coming. Stay tuned! Check out the website, send us a message.  https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show

    1hr 31min

  7. 26 MAR

    That's sooooper interesting

    Send us Fan Mail We all know sarcasm when we see it. The squad welcomes GD Fenderson, certified forensic humorist back on the show to promote his upcoming show, "Spotlight on Insanity," April 4, 2026 at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids, MI.  GD, as a humorist, is a story-teller. The plan: tell really boring stories to see if GD pays attention, tells his own boring story, or catches on. Beaveman and Swan are up to the challenge. But first, the Beaveman talks about how hard it is to instruct Swan on any subject. This time, it is how to sight in an optic for her 9 mm pistol. They transition to discussing the evolution of grooming the bush throughout the decades of cast members. Content warning, GD and Steven are gross. Back to the mission. Beaveman tells an absolutely boring story about the time he got casts of his feet done for orthotic inserts. The Swan tells an equally boring story about doing a marathon. And Steven, Steven, well, he had nothing prepared because he believes his life is so interesting that he has no boring stories. This guy can't be successful at any mission the Beaveman gives him.  GD does not catch on, instead he embraces story-telling and reveals how he learned cunnilingus. I could have done without that story.  Finally the squad reveals their mission, but GD was unphased because he really did seem interested.  The squad does provide entertainment with, "This weeks piece of sh1+." If you have not heard about this one, check it out. I think everyone may be covering it. This is the story of Dayton James Webber. Why is it weird. Well, this guy is a quadriplegic, professional corn-hole (that's a thing) player, and now a straight up murdered. Hey guess what, you can do anything, like fry in the electric chair. Good for you buddy.  Check out the links for the "Spotlight on Insanity," show. You can also stream on Plauzzable. https://grcmc.vbotickets.com/event/Spotlight_on_Insanity_Comedy_Show/182843 https://plauzzable.com/event/23c2b3ba-fa69-441e-8d9e-2ca5b90bdb06 https://www.sogdfunny.com/upcoming-events.html https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show

    1hr 30min

  8. 22 MAR

    Manhattan Abductions, Gross Pedos, and Fusing Alexander to a Couch

    Send us Fan Mail Steven and the Beaveman want to get or stay sexy and Nolan doesn't get it.  Remember, you are never going to learn anything from the Slaptail Squad, but it won't stop them from having fun. This week's piece of sh1+ is a real loser. The Swan brings us her crime report. Steven bores us all with an abduction story. It would be cool, but its Steven, sooo. Nolan wows us with some little known facts about Alexander the Great (we knew), and Beaveman brings the heat with stories about people fusing to their furniture, wounds, wound healing, and of course stages of pressure ulcers complete with pictures. It wouldn't be an episode without dumb jokes with Swan, so yup, she's got em. They are really bad.  Thank you all for your support. Check our our socials, YouTube where we are trying to put out some videos, and of course our website for upcoming shows, the podcast, and bios.  https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show

    1hr 44min
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Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster,  Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today's world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.

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  • Creator
    The Slaptail Squad
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    300
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Slaptail Squad
  • Show Website
    The Slaptail Squad

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