The Slaptail Squad

The Slaptail Squad
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Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster,  Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today's world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.

  1. 2 days ago ·  Video

    Don't get PAM on the brain Video

    The Squad Unites. Right out the gate, the Swan can't stop talking. Interrupting is like her Zen or something. Will it continue? Most definitely. There is a lot of news out there currently regarding aliens, UFOs, UAPs, and massive amounts of released documents. It's a good thing the Squad has an expert. Enter Steven "Drippy Steve" Da Driphausen. Take it away Steven! Wait, what? You are not prepared? But, it is your job. Ok, so you blew it again? How does it make you feel to know that none of us are surprised?  The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy swoops in to bring us some fun tidbits about those murderous hippopout, sorry, hipopopopatu, no wait, hippopotamus. You can run, but, you screwed.  Beaveman terrifies with another medical oddity. Naegleria Fowleri, I call you a brain eating amoeba! Friggin scary. BTW  we know Beaveman said they inject medication in your sPinal cord  not what he meant  he said it for simplicity sake. Intrathecal means the fluid-filled area located between the arachnoid mater and pia mater, the thin tissues covering the brain and spinal cord. Swan brings it home with this weeks featured piece of sh!+ and he is one. Hope he gets a sundress.  And finally, dumb jokes with Swan. Is she getting better?  Thank you to our listeners all over the world! We love you! We hope we give you a much needed break and bring a laugh to your heart and mind. Until next time! Find us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Check out the website https://www.slaptailnation.com/

    1hr 43min

  2. 3 days ago

    Don't get PAM on the brain

    The Squad Unites. Right out the gate, the Swan can't stop talking. Interrupting is like her Zen or something. Will it continue? Most definitely. There is a lot of news out there currently regarding aliens, UFOs, UAPs, and massive amounts of released documents. It's a good thing the Squad has an expert. Enter Steven "Drippy Steve" Da Driphausen. Take it away Steven! Wait, what? You are not prepared? But, it is your job. Ok, so you blew it again? How does it make you feel to know that none of us are surprised?  The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy swoops in to bring us some fun tidbits about those murderous hippopout, sorry, hipopopopatu, no wait, hippopotamus. You can run, but, you screwed.  Beaveman terrifies with another medical oddity. Naegleria Fowleri, I call you a brain eating amoeba! Friggin scary. BTW  we know Beaveman said they inject medication in your sPinal cord  not what he meant  he said it for simplicity sake. Intrathecal means the fluid-filled area located between the arachnoid mater and pia mater, the thin tissues covering the brain and spinal cord. Swan brings it home with this weeks featured piece of sh!+ and he is one. Hope he gets a sundress.  And finally, dumb jokes with Swan. Is she getting better?  Thank you to our listeners all over the world! We love you! We hope we give you a much needed break and bring a laugh to your heart and mind. Until next time! Find us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Check out our website https://www.slaptailnation.com/

    1hr 43min

  3. 6 days ago

    The Slaptail Squad presents: Monstrous Minutes episode -1 , "Time"

    The Dark Lord of Brown-Town, Trailer Park Monster, and Grand Commissioner of all things unholy, JD Hutchins presents this first episode of Monstrous Minutes. Time is time, is it not? What is time? Can something as simple as gravity, temperature, or materials of a timepiece itself, effect the measurement of time? Truly these are questions we cannot answer in a few minutes. It does make you think. Is this the first step to truly understanding time. Can this lead to space travel, time travel, interdimensional travel? Can this make every trip the Beaveman's mother takes really only take 15 minutes despite the distance?

    4 min

  4. 24 May ·  Video

    The Murder of My Profession Video

    This video does not include the first few minutes of banter. This is included on the audio podcast and available as extra content on our Patreon.  This week, the squad unites to bring you laughs and also a little bit of serious conversation. Right out the gate, the King of Kalamazo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock reminds us just how much humans suck at solving problems instead of letting nature be nature. We're the problem! Duh! Althouth the Dark Lord of Brown-town isn't on this episode, he wrote a segment for the Beavemen to read in his stead. Pretty interesting. Ever want the 411 on Missing 411? I mean...yes?  Then Beaveman hits us with the reality that is healthcare in his area, but most likely, this is the snapshot of the entire nation. The United States has the most expensive healthcare in the world. So it would stand to reason that the United States of America has the best outcomes of all the other countries, right? Nope.  Although we know you will never learn anything from this podcast, we think of our audience as our friends. That is the format of the show. Friends spending time together catching up. Ask questions. Be an advocate for your health.  Thank you to our listeners all over the world. Remember, our mission is clear. We want the money, the power, and the sex (age and consent appropriate of course, this goes without saying, but hey, let's say it). Check out our Patreon to see the full video of your favorite group of nutjobs. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Check out or rarely updated website https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Send us a fun email to say hi! slaptailsquad@gmail.com

    1hr 41min

  5. 24 May

    The Murder of My Profession

    This week, the squad unites to bring you laughs and also a little bit of serious conversation. Right out the gate, the King of Kalamazo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock reminds us just how much humans suck at solving problems instead of letting nature be nature. We're the problem! Duh! Althouth the Dark Lord of Brown-town isn't on this episode, he wrote a segment for the Beavemen to read in his stead. Pretty interesting. Ever want the 411 on Missing 411? I mean...yes?  Then Beaveman hits us with the reality that is healthcare in his area, but most likely, this is the snapshot of the entire nation. The United States has the most expensive healthcare in the world. So it would stand to reason that the United States of America has the best outcomes of all the other countries, right? Nope.  Although we know you will never learn anything from this podcast, we think of our audience as our friends. That is the format of the show. Friends spending time together catching up. Ask questions. Be an advocate for your health.  Thank you to our listeners all over the world. Remember, our mission is clear. We want the money, the power, and the sex (age and consent appropriate of course, this goes without saying, but hey, let's say it). Check out our Patreon to see the full video of your favorite group of nutjobs. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Check out or rarely updated website https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Send us a fun email to say hi! slaptailsquad@gmail.com

    1hr 45min

  6. 18 May ·  Video

    The Goblins Got My Glove Video

    Content warning for persons that watch the video. Disturbing images may not be suitable for some viewers.  This week, the entire squad unites for our typical idiotic mayhem. The video starts 10 minutes in after our preshow banter. For the complete audio, listen to the podcast. The complete video is on Patreon.  Today, Drippy Steved Da Driphausen takes on the role of producer. How do you think that went? I'm sure you can all guess.  Swan brings us this week's featured piece of sh!+. He definitely fits the description. Nolan enthralls us all with a tiny tidbit of history. I am pretty sure it was approximately 2 minutes. I don't even remember what it was about.  JD comes in hot with lore about those nasty little goblins and the Kelly-Hopkinsville encounter. What do you all think? There are some pretty interesting theories out there. Listen to see what the squad thinks happened.  The Beaveman brings the trauma. Literally. If you have a sensitive stomach and medical injuries and conditions are hard for you to watch, maybe just catch this one on audio. It is worth it to see Drippy Steve react however.  The Swan wraps it up with Dumb Jokes with Swan. Is she getting better? No. But that is her lot in life.

    1hr 44min

  7. 17 May

    The Goblins Got My Glove

    Content warning for persons that watch the video. Disturbing images may not be suitable for some viewers.  This week, the entire squad unites for our typical idiotic mayhem. Enjoy our stupid banter before the show begins for audio guests only. Video starts about 10 minutes in. Today, Drippy Steve Da Driphausen takes on the role of producer. How do you think that went? I'm sure you can all guess. Swan brings us this week's featured piece of sh!+. He definitely fits the description. Nolan enthralls us all with a tiny tidbit of history. I am pretty sure it was approximately 2 minutes. I don't even remember what it was about. JD comes in hot with lore about those nasty little goblins and the Kelly-Hopkinsville encounter. What do you all think? There are some pretty interesting theories out there. Listen to see what the squad thinks happened. The Beaveman brings the trauma. Literally. If you have a sensitive stomach and medical injuries and conditions are hard for you to watch, maybe just catch this one on audio. It is worth it to see Drippy Steve react however. The Swan wraps it up with Dumb Jokes with Swan. Is she getting better? No. But that is her lot in life.

    1hr 52min

  8. 12 May ·  Video

    Don't play with Mac-aque unless you want herpes

    Content warning. There are images that may not be suitable for persons who have difficulty viewing medical images or hearing about medical conditions. This podcast is not suitable for viewers under the age of 18.  This is a slightly edited video. The banter prior to the podcast is not included in the video like it is in the podcast audio. The video is also not edited for instances where additional noises are made or where Nolan insists on talking over everyone. For the full video, check out our Patreon.

    1hr 39min
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Join The Slaptail Squad, where comedy meets pop culture and friendship thrives. Hosted by a sarcastic Army veteran known as the Beaveman and his witty counterpart, the Swan, this podcast blends humor with insights on the life of a veteran dealing with civilian life. Together with friends like JD Hutchins the Trailer Park Monster,  Nolan Johncock the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, and Drippy Steve Da Driphausen, they deliver hilarious takes on the craziness of today's world through the lens of comedy, pop culture, and genuine camaraderie. Dive into veteran stories, pop culture discussions, crazy medical conditions, monsters, paranormal, comedy, and friendship-driven banter every episode.

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  • Creator
    The Slaptail Squad
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    300
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Slaptail Squad
  • Show Website
    The Slaptail Squad

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