The Slaptail Squad

The Slaptail Squad
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He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé  to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and the destroyer of fun. Together they use the podcast as a method of increasing their power and skills with both the light and the dark side of the force. They are joined by fellow squad members the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy Nolan Johncock, and a rotating cast of friends of the show.  When they unite they are, "The Slaptail Squad," a force of humor and idiocy in a world gone completely nuts. Join them, become a part of the great Slaptail Nation, and embrace the collective craziness.

  1. 7 MAR

    Put the taint in the tank to safeguard it from aliens

    Send a text This week the squad gets right into it with a case out of Tecumseh Michigan. Swan summarizes the case of accused plaintiff, innocent until proven guilty, Dale Warner charged with the murder of his wife. News flash, he's this weeks POS. Think he did it? Beaveman is pretty convinced.  Then Drippy Steve brings the heat with an interesting mystery of the missing House Majority leader Thomas Hale Boggs in October of 1972. Aliens, plane crash, or did these folks pop smoke and get out of dodge to protect their anonymity for some other reason? The mystery continues.  The Beaveman doesn't disappoint. After being told last episode that he needed to ramp it up a bit, he presents the devastating medical condition known as Fournier Gangrene. Can Steven handle the description and images, or does he become a pasty, pale, panty-waste? What do you think?  Finally, Swan disappoints us all with some of the jokes that were very common when Beaveman was a young lad. Get ready for some of the worst, tasteless jokes of modern times.  It's what we do. We are The Slaptail Squad, join our nation.  Upcoming Shows for the Beaveman Spotlight on Insanity “Spotlight on Insanity” is the best mix of Stand-up Comedy and Improv. Hosted by Half Hazard, they will also perform improv between comics based on some of that comedian’s material. Ticket link: https://grcmc.vbotickets.com/event/Spotlight_on_Insanity_Comedy_Show/182843 Support the show

    1h 19m

  2. 1 MAR

    Tricophytons assemble to pee on a stone in a National Park

    Send a text This week the Swan presents two true crime stories featuring two colossal pieces of dooky. Friggin geniuses. Truly some interesting cases, we think, we can't be sure because we were interrupting her and joking around the whole time. The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock, returns to wow the squad with a story about making phosphorous out of pee pee. Seems legit.  Drippy Steve takes the stage and once again, takes a super interesting topic and makes it boring. WTF. Is this guy going to fill us in on this Alien/US President deal to snatch people from National Forests or what! In true Beaveman style, the Beaveman swoops in and presents a case of a wide spreading, (get it) sexually transmitted fungal infection known as Trichophyton Mentagrophytes VII. Don't worry, he provides the squad with pictures as well. Incidentally, Steven didn't think these images were too bad. Beaveman may have to ramp it up a bit.  Swan brings the squad home with some classic jokes, that may be funny, if Swan wasn't the one telling them.  Thanks to our listeners around the world. We know it all sucks. Hopefully, hopefully, we can give you an hour or so to forget all the garbage.  Support the show

    1h 43m

  3. 22 FEB

    Family annihilating fruit bats travel through time causing Nipah virus

    Send a text It's the trinity of power this week. You guessed it, Beaveman, Swan, and JD bring the idiocy and the fun this week.  Swan starts us off with, "This Weeks POS," as the trial of extended family/family annihilator Paul Caneiro comes to an end. He definitely qualifies as a POS. Hope he gets fitted with a sundress. She then transitions to a story about a local Grand Rapids, Michigan man who also annihilated his family. WTF, another POS.  The Dark Lord of Browntown introduces some interesting theories about time that completely fries the Beaveman's brain. Is it plausible? That's for you to contemplate.  The Beaveman brings it on ,"Not so Grand Rounds," with a discussion about Nipah virus. Gotta love the fruit bat, just don't love it that way you weirdo.  And of course, the Swan ends the show with, "Dumb Jokes with the Swan." Is she actually getting better? You gotta give her credit, she is telling jokes to Beaveman and JD who just have to make idiot comments the entire time.  Thank you to all of our listeners throughout the world! We love you! We hope we help you forget about the day-to-day crap.  https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show

    1h 24m

  4. 15 FEB

    Beads, Beans, Boobs, Vampires, and Voodoo

    Send a text Beaveman and Swan return from New Orleans with videos to share and knowledge to impart. Joined by that broad from the eastside of the state, (the claw queen) Kate Dore, they have a fun little chat about what New Orleans has to offer.  Ever wonder how you get beads these days in NOLA? Are the Red Beans and rice epic? Are boobs abundant? Should you fear the Vampires? Do you have preconceived notions about Voodoo?  Well, you probably won't get many correct answers from the Beaveman, but he's going to pretend like he knows what he is talking about anyway.  Movies mentioned in this episode The Serpent and the Rainbow Angel Heart  Places to check out in New Orleans The Old Absinthe House https://www.ruebourbon.com/old-absinthe-house Mambo's for amazing red beans and rice https://www.mambosnola.com/ Kulture Vulture for horror and band merch https://kulturevulturenola.com/ Road Kill for Cool clothes https://roadkill13.com/ New Orleans Playing Card Company for unique decks of cards and art https://customgambler.com/ Check out slaptailnation.com in the next few days for our silly videos Support the show

    1h 33m

  5. 8 FEB

    I think there's a screwworm on my Ringdocus

    Send a text This week the squad unites for a typical idiotic chat session. Right out the gate, the Swan aka energy vampire and destroyer of fun, bores the crap out of the squad with her very long crime report. You cannot expect the squad to listen intently. It's like 5th grade English class all over again. The Beaveman brings it hard with Not So Grand Rounds. This week, he covers that flesh eating New World Screwworm, complete with pictures. Then Drippy Steve blows it. Of course he does. His idea of telling us his plan to talk about something cool is even more boring than Swan. Leave it to Drippy to take a dope topic and make it lame. The Trailer Park Monster saves the day by telling us about the Rindocus, which let's face it, just looks like a really bad taxidermy job, but it's still a cool story. Oh, and dumb jokes with Swan. Don't worry, she is still really bad at it. At some point the Beaveman plays audio of a joke he is working on. He and Steven are working off the same premise to see who has the better joke. Enjoy! Check out the Slaptail Nation Website to See the images discussed on Not So Grand Rounds and to see an image of the Ringdocus https://www.slaptailnation.com/ podscan_MXYN3N5TpHk8KwA5KkN2be0hUrleVjAJ Support the show

    1h 45m

  6. 1 FEB

    Swan's Food Aggression Disorder

    Send a text On this week's episode, we dive into Swan's Food Aggression Disorder. Swan brings us this week's crime report written by our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot.  The case of the Tik Tok Murders of James and Kristin Brock from Carrollton, Georgia on February, 20, 2025.   The Squad takes the Binge Eating Disorder Questionnaire together - giving their honest answers and the kind of self-realization you didn't ask for but probably needed. It's part comedy, part group therapy, and 100% typical Slaptail chaos. Play along at home and learn something about yourselves - Mainly, DON'T touch Swan's food! Thank you to all of our listeners from around the world for supporting The Slaptail Squad Podcast.   Support the show

    1h 28m

  7. 25 JAN

    The Nose Knows Sharks

    Send a text The Squad unites this week for a fun weekly chats with our friends around the world. Steven is overly aggressive immediately which seems to rub off on the Swan.  Swan brings us the crime report as written by our resource on the, "ground," Angela Tripsalot. This one is super interesting but of course, the Squad makes fun of tragedy. That's how you get through it. Gallows humor baby! This is a report a case out of Virginia that involves accusations that a former IRS agent conspired with his au pair, Juliana Peres Magalhães, to murder his wife, Christine Banfield, and Joseph Ryan on February 24, 2023.  Swan was also instructed to work on her broadcast journalist voice. Do you think she was successful?  The Dark Lord of Browntown brings us interesting information about a movie about the Mothman that was never released. Was the mafia to blame. Sorry, what mafia????  Mothman: The Film That Never Was is a documentary detailing the chaotic production of a 1997 independent horror film directed by Earthworm Jim creator Doug TenNapel. Shot in Point Pleasant, West Virginia, the original movie was abandoned due to funding loss, bizarre production hurdles, and, as explored in the documentary, alleged threats from local mafia figures.  The Beaveman brings us this weeks, "Not So Grand Rounds." Hansen's disease, otherwise known throughout the ages as Leprosy. Let's end the stigma, seek compassion, provide care, and not have intercourse with Armadillos! We're talking to you Florida.  And finally, the Swan brings us her attempt at jokes. We know you all look forward to that every week.  Throughout the episode, the Beaveman recites the iconic monologue from Quint in the movie Jaws. Probably going to hear some form of that regularly from now on.  Thank you to our listener's throughout the world. Your support means everything to us. We hope our podcast helps you get away from the BS for at least an hour or so every week.  Support the show

    1h 35m

  8. 18 JAN

    The Peanut King Defeats the Fiery Dragon

    Send a text The Squad unites to share their collective idiocy with the world. The Swan brings us true crime out of Columbus, Ohio. A developing story of the tragic murder of loving parents who leave their two children behind. A suspect is in custody. Yeah, pretty sure he did it. We're going to go out on a limb here. Our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot will continue to provide us with updates on this developing, sad story.  JD gives us a history of the dragon in different cultures, tying directly into the Beaveman's continuing presentation of the Fiery Dragon of Medina. Get ready to hear the squad get grossed out as the Beaveman talks about the life cycle of the Guinea worm, complete with showing the squad pictures. But fear not people of Earth, for a hero emerges. You guessed, it, the Peanut King himself, President Jimmy Carter. Through his efforts with supporting the cause along with the heroes on the ground and the good people of the affected nations, Guinea Worm Syndrome is nearly eradicated.  Thank you to our listeners throughout the world. Thank you for your support. It means everything to us. Images for the Guinea Worm portion of the show  https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1LupUsfMFDPoszb39ioZb8iY81fpkJ8S2?usp=drive_link Slaptail Nation  https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show

    1h 37m
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He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé  to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and the destroyer of fun. Together they use the podcast as a method of increasing their power and skills with both the light and the dark side of the force. They are joined by fellow squad members the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy Nolan Johncock, and a rotating cast of friends of the show.  When they unite they are, "The Slaptail Squad," a force of humor and idiocy in a world gone completely nuts. Join them, become a part of the great Slaptail Nation, and embrace the collective craziness.

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  • Creator
    The Slaptail Squad
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    334
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Slaptail Squad
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