The Slaptail Squad

The Slaptail Squad
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He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé  to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and the destroyer of fun. Together they use the podcast as a method of increasing their power and skills with both the light and the dark side of the force. They are joined by fellow squad members the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy Nolan Johncock, and a rotating cast of friends of the show.  When they unite they are, "The Slaptail Squad," a force of humor and idiocy in a world gone completely nuts. Join them, become a part of the great Slaptail Nation, and embrace the collective craziness.

  1. 11 HR AGO

    A Parrot Walks Into an Oyster Bar in Anaheim

    Send us a text This week on the Slaptail Squad, the trinity of power unite! Witness the power of three as they podcast. We start off with a tragic story from, you guessed it, Florida. Just another family annihilator wannabe. Can people just take themselves out instead of those around them?  Then the Beaveman keeps it coastal and presents yet another gross condition, infections with Vibrio Vulnificus. Don't eat that!  JD recounts reports of ghostly encounters at the happiest place on earth, and Swan brings us home with you guessed it, dumb jokes with Swan.  Any bets on whether or not she gets through the Parrot joke?  Guess you have to listen to find out.  Say hi! We want to hear from you! Send us an email at  slaptailsquad@gmail.com follow us on Instagram and Facebook  @slaptailsquad  or send us a message through our website:  https://www.slaptailnation.com Support the show

    1h 14m

  2. 28/12/2025

    Tiny Ticks, Tiny Parachutes, Tiny Shovels

    Send us a text It's the last episode of 2025! On this episode the Beaveman presents one of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories out there. The belief that Lyme Disease was created in a lab on Plum island at the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. I mean, let's not just assume that Lyme Disease has been around for thousands of years. That would be ridiculous. It's clearly a biological weapon created by an evil genius in order to wreak havoc on the battlefield by causing a rash and vague symptoms like fatigue and joint disease weeks to years after exposure. Oh wait, that is ridiculous. Welcome to some of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories that could only be imagined in the USA.  Thank you to all our listeners. Let's make 2026 another entertaining year of idiocy.  https://www.slaptailnation.com Support the show

    1h 26m

  3. 21/12/2025

    Remembering the gifts Rob Reiner gave us

    Send us a text This week the Beaveman talks about all the fond memories he has of the life changing gifts that legendary director Rob Reiner gave to the world.  The Swan shares her memories as well and they have a light hearted discussion about their love of The Princess Bride and Stand By Me specifically, as well as Beaveman's new crush on 40-something Kathy Bates.  They are joined by Drippy Steve who is younger than the Beaveman and Swan. So he gets an education about all the pop culture references throughout the decades that can be directly attributed to The Princess Bride, Spinal Tap, and Stand By Me. These are not all of the legendary Rob Reiner's contributions. There are too many to discuss in so little of a time to do them justice.  He gave the world many gifts. Our hearts go out to the friends, family, and all the lives touched by Rob and Michele Reiner.  Rest in peace.  https://www.slaptailnation.com Support the show

    1h 19m

  4. 14/12/2025

    Is that a Cotard piloting that UAP?

    Send us a text This week on the Slaptail Squad, Drippy Steve teaches us how to correctly identify a UAP, we learn about the developing story of young Rebecca Park, the Beaveman presents Cotard syndrome, and Swan tells some of the worst jokes they have ever heard.  Every wonder if you should report that UAP? Is it a UAP? Well, get ready for Drippy "the Necrophile" Steve to drop some knowledge. It's the crime report and this one is brutal. Follow this developing story about Rebecca Park. Let's hope her memory gets the justice it deserves.  The Beaveman presents a truly interesting syndrome known as Cotard syndrome, and the Swan brings us back to sanity with some completely dumb jokes.  Thank you to all our listeners throughout the world. Send us a message, we would love to hear from you! https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Instagram: @slaptailsquad  Facebook: slaptailsquad TikTok: slaptailsquad Support the show

    1h 28m

  5. 08/12/2025

    Dutch Alien Hands Walk the Dog

    Send us a text The Squad unites and welcomes the Minddog himself, Matt Nappo, to the show to hang out and join in the idiocy that is the Slaptail Squad.  Did you know there is a medical condition where your hand can do its own thing, beyond your control? Sounds kinky right? Wrong you weirdo. It is an actual condition known as Alien Hand Syndrome. Want to see the video the Beaveman made? Send us a message or check slaptailnation.com under comedy videos.  The Swan brings us a little bit of crime news, thanks to our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot.  The Dark Lord of Browntown finally shows up to tell the squad about another possible haunted doll. This one is ugly too. The Dutch Doll of Finedon. Is it really a possessed doll? And finally, this week the Swan decided she would tell some of the Beaveman's jokes for dumb jokes with the Swan. Should he feel insulted? Probably.  Thank you to all our listeners throughout the world. A special shout out to Chicago, Las Angeles, and the country of Norway for listening to our idiocy.  The Minddog, Matt Nappo Check out his morning show. Monday-Friday, 9 am, EST.  Check out the website https://minddogtv.com/ Slaptail Nation Check the website for podcast information, bios of the squad, and upcoming comedy shows locally.  https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show

    1h 40m

  6. 30/11/2025

    Drippy Steve Goes to War with a Douchebag

    Send us a text What a fun episode. The squad gets unsolicited information from Steven about his sex life, which coincidentally, fits very well with the Beaveman's, "Not So Grand Rounds." Should it drip? An age old question.  This week on extraterrestrial time, Steven proves he is unprepared, and Nolan does the same on Weird History. Good thing no one is paying these guys.  The traffic report is read with the finesse of a machete chopping up a wild boar, and the Swan delivers a decent segment of dumb jokes.  The podcast was a blast. These idiots try to teach Swan how to properly say, "douchebag," for at least five minutes.  Be on the lookout for the launch of the Slaptail Squad on Patreon, coming soon.  Thank you all for the support. Enjoy this silly episode.  The Slaptail Squad Email us! slaptailsquad@gmail.com Visit the website and send us a message or message us through the podcast episode https://www.slaptailnation.com Instagram: @slaptailsquad Facebook: Slaptail Squad TikTok: @slaptailsquad Support the show

    1h 34m

  7. 23/11/2025

    Orbs and Lizardmen make their final stand in Thermopylae

    Send us a text Technical difficulties plague the squad from the get go, leading to some rather mid-quality sound from Nolan, but they power through. At least, sort of. That non-beard growing Indiana potato decides he has to make in the middle of the podcast. This only infuriates the Beaveman and Nolan more. They still have a fun chat with each segment with the poor Beaveman covering his segment, plus Swan's and JD's. He gives it his best, but he is no substitute. It's extraterrestrial time, the Lizard man of South Carolina, deciding where you want to make your final stand, exhibitionistic disorder, the traffic report and dumb jokes with the Beaveman. Thank you to all our listeners all over the world.  Support the show

    1h 15m

  8. 16/11/2025

    Underwater Parrots Love Feet

    Send us a text The Squad assembles to bring you their own brand of idiocy. Ever wonder what a USO is? If so, you have most likely come to the wrong place. Steven "the roll on" Amish Potato brings us the hot topics in all things extraterrestrial this week. Is it extraterrestrial or is it terrestrial? If it's underwater, is it aquatic?  Beaveman talks about the difference between a foot fetishistic disorder and a foot kink/interest/fetish. Unfortunately, he assumed the squad was intelligent and would get it. They did, eventually, after he explained it about a million times.  Swan brings the traffic report and her segment of dumb jokes. Hate to say it, she may be getting better at telling jokes.  You decide.  Send us a text, email us at slaptailsquad@gmail.com, follow us on social media, check out our website slaptailnation.com where you can find our social media links, pics, and bios.  And Norway, thank you! https://www.slaptailnation.com Support the show

    1h 22m
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He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé  to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and the destroyer of fun. Together they use the podcast as a method of increasing their power and skills with both the light and the dark side of the force. They are joined by fellow squad members the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy Nolan Johncock, and a rotating cast of friends of the show.  When they unite they are, "The Slaptail Squad," a force of humor and idiocy in a world gone completely nuts. Join them, become a part of the great Slaptail Nation, and embrace the collective craziness.

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  • Creator
    The Slaptail Squad
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    325
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Slaptail Squad
  • Show Website
    The Slaptail Squad

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