Therapy Gecko Lyle Drescher

A caller tells his story of illegally immigrating into the US from El Salvador, and why he is debating moving back home.

Later a caller worries her line of work may ruin her family dynamic and a final caller tries to move to Australia after surviving cancer.

Look away. I am a gecko.

A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing.

Afterwards I talk to a Five Below cashier about to clock in, a caller trying to navigate the universe, and then I take a series of one minute calls because it is my show and I can do what I want.

I must now return to counting these rocks. I am a gecko.

A caller is kind of stalked by a former flame who accuses him of being a serial killer. But it is chill.

Afterwards an Uber driver explains why they rejected a viral art career and a final caller attempts to navigate office small talk.

I hope you can make it to the cook out. I am a gecko.

Conversations with an avid collector of human skulls, a caller who is injecting dark web testosterone, a guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy episode, a person who feels they deserve their clogged toilet, and a League of Legends player who would rather continue playing than talk to me. Which I get because it was ranked. 

It is time to never go outside ever again. I am a gecko. (Originally released as a bonus episode on 11/26/23)

We talk to two separate callers who were both given the same decision of whether to choose their girlfriend or video games.

Then a final caller tells us how he regrets using his Make-A-Wish wish on colored pencils.

It could all potentially be okay maybe. I am a gecko.

A caller tries to decide if she should let her estranged father back into her life after learning he may have joined the Aryan Brotherhood while in jail for 10 years.

Then a caller tries to avoid being guilt tripped by an ex-girlfriend and a retired soldier explains why he hasn’t left his house for the last month.

I curse the sun. I am a gecko.