Emotionally Online

Maddie Dragsbaek

A weekly slumber party for heart to hearts and hot gossip hosted by Maddie Dragsbaek and Meg Ruocco. One part emotional reflections and one part raunchy reality tv recaps. Come for the girls, stay for the goss.

  1. 23 Jan

    rent a kissing booth and destroy your friend group (ft. robbie) – ep. 143

    robbie's back at the sleepover! and today, we're talking about a kissing booth party that destroys friendships, robbie's initial thoughts on heated rivalry, implementing a no chat gpt household rule, and more importantly BRINGING BACK THIRST TRAPS (included for video listeners). p.s. go listen to loud about nothing!!   robbie's links:  ✨ podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/587AvKFjvaitqJUKpf1Jh1?si=6bacf6ded0824959  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/robbienunes    TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – bringing back thirst traps with 2016 16:39 – robbie's watching heated rivalry and feeling sad about lebron 27:33 – implementing a no chat gpt household rule 39:00 – the kissing booth party that destroys everything   🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6  📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567     for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com    podcast socials:  ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/  ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod  ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules   maddie's links:  ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek   meg's links:  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco  ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    56 min
  2. applying sunblock is cheating | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 2

    20 Jan

    applying sunblock is cheating | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 2

    we're here and we're discussing season one episode two of vanderpump rules! the sur pride float is READY and it's time to be SEXY in the SUN, except don't even THINK about asking anyone to help you apply sunscreen because that is CHEATING. stassi and jax are on the rocks, tom sandoval hates the mail, kristen isn't involved but she'll find a way to be, and ken todd is a worm? much to be discussed!   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – the astrology of the cast 04:50 – do you think you're gifted? 08:29 – we need a SUR PRIDE FLOAT 10:19 – stassi hates her loser boyfriend 14:46 – assume the worst of jax, always 17:14 – lisa has her own jax... 19:50 – scheana gets a TATTOO and she doesn't CARE WHAT YOU THINK 22:53 – jax, why aren't you sleeping at the apartment? 26:22 – WE ARE VERY SERIOUS MACTORS 31:24 – the pride float is DONE and it is FUGLY 33:38 – spandex and KEN, what else do you NEED??? 37:11 – applying sunblock is CHEATING 44:20 – this is the worst day ever 47:02 – jax and stassi "squash" the beef 49:35 – a brief sandoval palette cleanser 53:25 – it's peters birthday! 59:20 – LET'S RIP 7 SHOTS IN A ROW 01:01:59 – this is a break up... 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6  📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567     for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com    podcast socials:  ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/  ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod  ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules   maddie's links:  ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek   meg's links:  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco  ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1hr 6min
  3. 15 Jan

    corporate greed is ruining movies – ep. 142

    today, i'm angry! because things are getting really bad and too many people are too indifferent about it for my liking!! so today, we're chatting about the golden globes, corporate greed and it's impact on the movie watching experience, a small palette cleanser to talk about nipple piercings and dating, before hopping into yet another AI rage fueled rant. lock in lover girls!!! we're yelling at the sleepover!!!   TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – make out propaganda is SPREADING 02:00 – the heated rivalry boys were born in the 2000s?????? 04:55 – golden globes recap 20:26 – CORPORATE GREED IS RUINING MOVIES 30:20 – hair pulling, spanking, choking in the bedroom 38:35 – nipple piercings... thoughts? 42:13 – why every day chatgpt use is NOT IT   🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6  📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567     for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com    podcast socials:  ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/  ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod  ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules   maddie's links:  ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek   meg's links:  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco  ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1 hr
  4. i am the devil… and don’t you forget it | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 1

    13 Jan

    i am the devil… and don’t you forget it | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 1

    welcome to the PUMPCAST! your new favorite vanderpump rules rewatch podcast where week by week, we’re going through and talking about the best reality show to ever exist, episode by episode. today, we’re chatting about season one, episode one where we’re introduced to our sur-vers before diving into affair allegations, sleeping with the devil (aka your bitch girlfriend), the genesis of freak bitch, and being hazed by your 23 year old coworker.    TIME STAMPS:  00:00 – welcome to the PUMPCAST  06:40 – introducing the cast and initial drama  20:07 – the sur uniforms...  25:01 – the jax and stassi age gap  29:45 – miss scheana marie gets in the mf STU  38:16 – stassi being a hater with kristen and katie  45:00 – how is stassi still employed?  46:37 – EVERYONE CLOCK IN TO YOUR SHIFTS  48:32 – the decoration of sur... let's talk about it  51:20 – the hazing of scheana  57:34 – brunch with the DEVIL 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6  📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567     for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com    podcast socials:  ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/  ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod  ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules   maddie's links:  ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek   meg's links:  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco  ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1hr 4min
  5. 8 Jan

    making out, media literacy, and marty mauser – ep. 141

    we're back and better than ever, lover girls! welcome to the new set of our show! today, we're talking about my ins and outs for 2026 before jumping into some marty supreme discourse and how truly wild some of the takes floating around on tiktok are. 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 ✨ lover girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0h3lm0pPS5vUvxD2VSLzsl?si=bdffa27e60914dae ✨ yearning girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0U3qS7yVWEq3xMdW4kiYC7?si=15693df2e67b4ffb&pt=3d3a15ae35626354b5eaad3937459fcb ✨ heartbroken girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0WUNeWDjNYqBaZhm7eGlsZ?si=8784b090e20c4f79 ❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ 🧡 maddie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 💛 community events ig: https://www.instagram.com/lovergirlshq 💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek 💙 tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – welcome to the new set!! 04:17 – my ins for 2026 25:50 – my outs for 2026 44:43 – marty supreme discourse 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6  📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567     for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com    podcast socials:  ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/  ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod  ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules   maddie's links:  ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek   meg's links:  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco  ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1hr 6min
  6. i have a PhD in yearning – ep. 140

    20/12/2025

    i have a PhD in yearning – ep. 140

    last episode of the year and we're talking about the gay hockey tv show, gifting getting out of control, a critique on people's lack of care when talking about weight changes, luck in love and AI in indie filmmaking... really an episode tackling many of my favorite topics on this show to round out the year lol. love u so much and see u in 2026!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 For advertising inquiries: advertising@audioboom.com To book me on your podcast, radio show, or tv show: talent@pionairepodcasting.com ✨ lover girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0h3lm0pPS5vUvxD2VSLzsl?si=bdffa27e60914dae ✨ yearning girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0U3qS7yVWEq3xMdW4kiYC7?si=15693df2e67b4ffb&pt=3d3a15ae35626354b5eaad3937459fcb ✨ heartbroken girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0WUNeWDjNYqBaZhm7eGlsZ?si=8784b090e20c4f79 ❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ 🧡 maddie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 💛 community events ig: https://www.instagram.com/lovergirlshq 💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek 💙 tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek If you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline *This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire. TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – heated rivalry 10:02 – gift giving is getting out of control 19:40 – lack of care in discussing weight changes 32:13 – the single women in your life probably don't need advice 42:55 – AI in indie filmmaking 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6  📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567     for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com    podcast socials:  ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/  ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod  ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules   maddie's links:  ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek   meg's links:  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco  ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    53 min
  7. the bean soupification of the internet – ep. 139

    13/12/2025

    the bean soupification of the internet – ep. 139

    bean soup theory! what about me-ism! parasocial behavior at its finest! this week, i'm tired of tip toeing and i'm yelling about it! because the kind of content people thiiiink they want? would actually fucking suck! down with qualifiers and caveats! down with assuming the worst of people we don't actually know! we have brains and we can use them! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 For advertising inquiries: advertising@audioboom.com To book me on your podcast, radio show, or tv show: talent@pionairepodcasting.com ✨ lover girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0h3lm0pPS5vUvxD2VSLzsl?si=bdffa27e60914dae ✨ yearning girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0U3qS7yVWEq3xMdW4kiYC7?si=15693df2e67b4ffb&pt=3d3a15ae35626354b5eaad3937459fcb ✨ heartbroken girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0WUNeWDjNYqBaZhm7eGlsZ?si=8784b090e20c4f79 ❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ 🧡 maddie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 💛 community events ig: https://www.instagram.com/lovergirlshq 💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek 💙 tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek If you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline *This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire. TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – the perfect sweatset 04:57 – the bean soupification of the internet 24:21 – breaking bad, misogyny and loving skylar 43:30 – netflix/warner brothers acquisition 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6  📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567     for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com    podcast socials:  ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/  ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod  ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules   maddie's links:  ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek   meg's links:  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco  ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    54 min
  8. you've gotta flirt HARD (ft. meg) – ep. 138

    04/12/2025

    you've gotta flirt HARD (ft. meg) – ep. 138

    ALERT!! we have an UPDATE because meg and i caught someone we know HATING LIVE IN THE ACTION and we NEEEEEEEEED TO TALK ABOUT IT!! we're also talking about what those mormon ladies are up to (piss play), flirting hard, and the prison of the instagram respost button. lock in lover girls!! last meg episode of 2025!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ For advertising inquiries: advertising@audioboom.com To book me on your podcast, radio show, or tv show: talent@pionairepodcasting.com ✨ lover girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0h3lm0pPS5vUvxD2VSLzsl?si=bdffa27e60914dae ✨ yearning girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0U3qS7yVWEq3xMdW4kiYC7?si=15693df2e67b4ffb&pt=3d3a15ae35626354b5eaad3937459fcb ✨ heartbroken girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0WUNeWDjNYqBaZhm7eGlsZ?si=8784b090e20c4f79 ❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ 🧡 maddie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 💛 community events ig: https://www.instagram.com/lovergirlshq 💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek 💙 tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek If you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline *This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire. TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – holiday catch up 14:44 – we caught someone we know hating 28:20 – instagram reposts... watch ur back 32:40 – flirting HARD and piss play 48:03 – erase men's accomplishments! 54:53 – the worst of november 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6  📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567     for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com    podcast socials:  ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/  ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod  ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules   maddie's links:  ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek   meg's links:  ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco  ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco  ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1hr 6min

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A weekly slumber party for heart to hearts and hot gossip hosted by Maddie Dragsbaek and Meg Ruocco. One part emotional reflections and one part raunchy reality tv recaps. Come for the girls, stay for the goss.

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