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Comic and man of the world Bert Kreischer shares his wisdom and life with you.

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Comic and man of the world Bert Kreischer shares his wisdom and life with you.

    # 557 - Orny Adams Has FOBI

    # 557 - Orny Adams Has FOBI

    Today, I sit down with comedian, Orny Adams. We talk about having FOBI, what to bring to a party, the Seinfeld documentary, Adidas, and much more! 
     
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    • 2 hrs 28 min
    # 556 - Ian Bagg and I Hate Mirrors

    # 556 - Ian Bagg and I Hate Mirrors

    Today, I sit down with comedian, Ian Bagg. We talk about our mutual disdain for mirrors, health studies, last comic standing, getting 2 people fired on accident, and much more! 
     
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    • 1 hr 24 min
    Something’s Burning - Robert Kelly and Mike Calta Love A Good Tampa Cuban (Sandwich)

    Something’s Burning - Robert Kelly and Mike Calta Love A Good Tampa Cuban (Sandwich)

    I’m joined by my #4 and #12 best friends, Bobby Kelly and Mike Calta, for some Cuban sandwiches and locker room talk
     
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    Follow Mike: https://www.instagram.com/themikecaltashow
     
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    FRIED PLANTAINS
    - Ripe plantains
    - Vegetable oil
    - Salt
     
    1. Slice plantains at an angle into 1/2 inch pieces
    2. Sprinkle plantains with salt
    3. Heat vegetable oil on medium low; cook plantains for 7 minutes each side
    4. Drain plantains on a paper towel before serving
     
    AVOCADO SAUCE
    - Avocado
    - Sour cream
    - Garlic
    - Lime juice
    - Cilantro
    - Chili powder
    - Salt and pepper
     
    1. Dice Avocados; place all ingredients in food processor and process on high until smooth
     
    GARLIC AIOLI
    - Mayonnaise
    - Minced garlic
    - Lemon Juice
    - Salt and pepper
     
    SPICY MAYO
    - Mayonnaise
    - Hot sauce
    - Minced garlic
    - Lime juice
    - Cajun seasoning
     
    CUBAN SANDWICH
    - Bread
    - Mustard
    - Mayo
    - Swiss cheese
    - Dill pickles
    - Ham
    - Pulled pork
    - Salami
    - Butter
     
    1. Spread mustard and mayo on both sides of bread. Add cheese to both sides
    2. Add ham, pork, salami, and pickles to one side, then close sandwich
    3. Heat skillet and season with butter
    4. Toast sandwich on both sides, pressing down with another pan
     
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    • 1 hr 14 min
    # 555 - Steve Byrne and I Do 12 Shots Each

    # 555 - Steve Byrne and I Do 12 Shots Each

    Today, I sit down with comedian, Steve Byrne. We take 12 shots and talk about The Machine Movie, Johnny Depp, his new special, naming our new studio, our message to 20 year olds, and much more! 
     
    Steve has a new special “The Last Late Night” available on Amazon Prime Video here: https://www.amazon.com/Steve-Byrne-Last-Late-Night/dp/B0B6C95W7J 
     
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    • 2 hrs 38 min
    # 554 - Nicholas Turturro & ME

    # 554 - Nicholas Turturro & ME

    Today, I sit down with actor, Nicholas Turturro. We talk about working with Adam Sander on The Longest Yard, Joey Diaz, getting bullied, actor who lost weight, serial killers, the Yankees, and much more! 
     
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    • 2 hrs 1 min
    Something’s Burning - Lacie Mackey and Antonia Lofaso Inform Me That It's Called "Carbonara" and not "Breakfast Pasta"

    Something’s Burning - Lacie Mackey and Antonia Lofaso Inform Me That It's Called "Carbonara" and not "Breakfast Pasta"

    Celebrity trainer Lacie Mackey, celebrity chef Antonia Lofaso, and I talk macros, blood work, and Campari over some breakfast pastaGet Season 1 of Something’s Burning, brand new merch, and the full UNCUT version at https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning
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    PASTA CARBONARA
    - Olive oil
    - Guanciale (salt-cured pork jowl)
    - Pecorino Romano
    - Eggs
    - Ground black pepper
    - SpaghettiDice guanciale into 1" cubes
    Cook in olive oil until crisp around the edges
    Bring heavily salted water to a boil
    Once guanciale is cooked, strain fat and reserve for later
    Add pasta to boiling water and cook according to directions
    Add 7 yolks and one full egg to the guanciale; mix well to combine
    Drain pasta, reserving some of the water
    Add pasta to guanciale
    Drizzle in some reserved fat
    Toss to combine
    Add Pecorino Romano
    Add reserved pasta water and black pepper
    Toss to combineNO BAKE OATMEAL COOKIES
    - Butter
    - Milk
    - Sugar
    - Cocoa
    - Crunchy peanut butter
    - Quick-cooking oats
    - Vanilla extract
    - Wax paperMelt butter in saucepan
    Add milk, sugar, and cocoa; bring to a boil
    Remove from heat and stir in peanut butter
    Add oats and vanilla extract
    Stir well until combined
    Drop by teaspoonfuls onto waxed paper
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    • 1 hr 5 min

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One the top podcasts around such a funny dude and it’s cool hearing some one being real keep it up your the machine bert!!!

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Yet again another great comedian with a podcast I've found through JRE. Keep em coming Bert! Planning on a trip to the US Just to see my favorite podcast comedians at Icehouse and Bert is definitely one ill be traveling for.

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