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Today, I sit down with comedian, Orny Adams. We talk about having FOBI, what to bring to a party, the Seinfeld documentary, Adidas, and much more! 
 
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Today, I sit down with comedian, Ian Bagg. We talk about our mutual disdain for mirrors, health studies, last comic standing, getting 2 people fired on accident, and much more! 
 
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I’m joined by my #4 and #12 best friends, Bobby Kelly and Mike Calta, for some Cuban sandwiches and locker room talk
 
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FRIED PLANTAINS
- Ripe plantains
- Vegetable oil
- Salt
 
1. Slice plantains at an angle into 1/2 inch pieces
2. Sprinkle plantains with salt
3. Heat vegetable oil on medium low; cook plantains for 7 minutes each side
4. Drain plantains on a paper towel before serving
 
AVOCADO SAUCE
- Avocado
- Sour cream
- Garlic
- Lime juice
- Cilantro
- Chili powder
- Salt and pepper
 
1. Dice Avocados; place all ingredients in food processor and process on high until smooth
 
GARLIC AIOLI
- Mayonnaise
- Minced garlic
- Lemon Juice
- Salt and pepper
 
SPICY MAYO
- Mayonnaise
- Hot sauce
- Minced garlic
- Lime juice
- Cajun seasoning
 
CUBAN SANDWICH
- Bread
- Mustard
- Mayo
- Swiss cheese
- Dill pickles
- Ham
- Pulled pork
- Salami
- Butter
 
1. Spread mustard and mayo on both sides of bread. Add cheese to both sides
2. Add ham, pork, salami, and pickles to one side, then close sandwich
3. Heat skillet and season with butter
4. Toast sandwich on both sides, pressing down with another pan
 
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Today, I sit down with comedian, Steve Byrne. We take 12 shots and talk about The Machine Movie, Johnny Depp, his new special, naming our new studio, our message to 20 year olds, and much more! 
 
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Today, I sit down with actor, Nicholas Turturro. We talk about working with Adam Sander on The Longest Yard, Joey Diaz, getting bullied, actor who lost weight, serial killers, the Yankees, and much more! 
 
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Celebrity trainer Lacie Mackey, celebrity chef Antonia Lofaso, and I talk macros, blood work, and Campari over some breakfast pastaGet Season 1 of Something’s Burning, brand new merch, and the full UNCUT version at https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning
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PASTA CARBONARA
- Olive oil
- Guanciale (salt-cured pork jowl)
- Pecorino Romano
- Eggs
- Ground black pepper
- SpaghettiDice guanciale into 1" cubes
Cook in olive oil until crisp around the edges
Bring heavily salted water to a boil
Once guanciale is cooked, strain fat and reserve for later
Add pasta to boiling water and cook according to directions
Add 7 yolks and one full egg to the guanciale; mix well to combine
Drain pasta, reserving some of the water
Add pasta to guanciale
Drizzle in some reserved fat
Toss to combine
Add Pecorino Romano
Add reserved pasta water and black pepper
Toss to combineNO BAKE OATMEAL COOKIES
- Butter
- Milk
- Sugar
- Cocoa
- Crunchy peanut butter
- Quick-cooking oats
- Vanilla extract
- Wax paperMelt butter in saucepan
Add milk, sugar, and cocoa; bring to a boil
Remove from heat and stir in peanut butter
Add oats and vanilla extract
Stir well until combined
Drop by teaspoonfuls onto waxed paper
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