Fortune Kit

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Alex Nichols and Charles Austin cover the least important stories in music.

  1. 6 DAYS AGO

    298 - The Devil Went Down to Ft. Campbell, TN [Patreon Preview]

    Bob Dylan starts an AI slop Patreon and a Charlie Daniels hologram is set to play a Tennessee military base. Maybe Sharon Osbourne should make an Ozzy hologram that performs at Zionist events. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/154617893/

    4 min

  2. 27 MAR

    297 - Tong Hawk

    Meek Mill's business is moving forward at a high rate thanks to AI. A second MAGA chud has hit the Pussycat Dolls. And Trump & pals should have Grok write an Andrew Jackson musical and perform it at the Trump-Kennedy Memorial Center. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Ending song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the Discord: discord.com/invite/HabqgJf

    1hr 6min

  3. 20 MAR

    296 - Heavy Metal P%&@tang

    Vinnie Vincent has an incredible new album available for $2 million. Billy Joel should crash his car through the wall of a Hard Rock Cafe and leave it there so they can preserve it. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Ending song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the Discord: discord.com/invite/HabqgJf

    1hr 2min

  4. 13 MAR

    295 - Viral Refrigerator

    Ari Emanuel has a dope podcast with his 30-years-younger wife's best friend. And Lil Pump saw rappers doing witchcraft in order to get famous. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the Discord: discord.com/invite/HabqgJf

    1hr 5min

  5. 6 MAR

    294 - Microgoats [Patreon Preview]

    We need microscopic goats to make the ultimate milk for Ringo Starr. All mainstream country should be about Minecraft since it's fundamentally about mining and farming and stuff. And kids should be able to buy vapes if they have good grades. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/294-microgoats-152406160

    5 min

  6. 27 FEB

    293 - Alex Calls AI Soulja Boy

    Soulja Boy should become a real estate agent. Sony's Tokyo HQ should get better toilet paper. We should follow Freddie Gibbs on tour in order to take a karate lesson before each show. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBcgWQDKJhI Join the Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HabqgJf

    59 min

  7. 20 FEB

    292 - I Don't Know How Many Men's Rap Careers I've Tried to Get Off the Ground

    Pitbull invents a new world record to break and Jelly Roll's wife writes a book about doing pills with ex-boyfriends who were too lazy to focus on their rap careers. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit Listen to Charles' new show Trouble in River City: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TroubleInRiverCity

    1hr 1min

  8. 13 FEB

    291 - The Clash Royale Halftime Show

    Lil Wayne counterprogrammed the Super Bowl Halftime Show with a performance in Clash Royale with better production values than Turning Point USA. It would have been nice to see Mike Love do "Kokomo" at TP USA but it's sadly too globalist and woke. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/fortunekit Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBcgWQDKJhI Join the Discord: discord.gg/HabqgJf Listen to Charles' new show Trouble in River City: www.patreon.com/TroubleInRiverCity

    59 min
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Alex Nichols and Charles Austin cover the least important stories in music.

Information

  • Creator
    Fortune Kit
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    311
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved
  • Show Website
    Fortune Kit

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